Kitty!'Bee Drabbles

Theme Two: Spilt Milk

Warnings: crackiness, slash, perversion, sexual themes

Pairings: one-sided ProwlxBumblebee


Prowl thanked Primus he blended in with the shadows.

Bumblebee sat on the floor, completely unaware of observing optics. His complete attention was on the precious milk he craved. Just because he misjudged the strength of the container did not mean he was going to let the spilt milk go to waste.

Even if that meant he had to lick it off of himself.

Every slow sweep of that roughened tongue was heavily scrutinized. Prowl silently cursed when his cooling fan whirred to life. The yellow 'bot snapped his head up and flicked his ears forward. Laughter erupted from the TV in the next room, reminding the ninjabot how loud it was.

Turning his attention back to the little mech, Prowl's spark pulsed painfully for a moment. Bumblebee had shuttered his optics and stuck one of his fingers in his mouth. His bliss was evident by the flattened ears and twitching tail.

'Kitty' unshuttered his optics and suddenly found himself far more interested in the puddle of milk on the floor. His vocal processor began producing a loud feline purr as he bent down to lap up the liquid. He never noticed the hidden figure slip away.

The was no way in the Pits Prowl was going to get caught and explain to his teammates that he'd overloaded at the sight of Bumblebee's aft in the air.