A/N: Hey guys, sorry about the short chapters, these are really just beginners to get into the feel of the characters. The next chatterer will be at least 1K. I hope ya'll like the way I write Al and Vanya. They're my babies and I am quite proud of my lovelies.

Oh and Thank you for all the good reviews!

Alfred pulled off the panties and threw them into the dirty clothes hamper, then proceeded to slide the overly lubed up toy out of his anus. He pulled his laptop over and checked to see any replies. The first, as usual, was SunflowerWarrior.

"Who is this guy?" He asked aloud, knowing no one would answer. He pushed away the electronic and started working away on his erection.

After finishing his little problem, he pulled up one of his favorite Computer games on Steam "team Fortress 2". He picking his favorite class and started to play the night away.

The next day, not only did he sleep pass his alarm, he also slept till almost one in the afternoon. He sat up and ran his fingers through his tangled hair.

"Fuck, what time is it?" He looked around and got out of the bed. He felt a cool breeze so he knew he was naked and need clothes before going to get the mail. He had remembered this time! Now Arthur can't nag him!

He laughed smuggle to himself and went through a drawer to find some underwear. He dirtied his favorite pair last night so his pink ones would have to work for today.

Okay, yes. The great Alfred F. Jones, Womanizer, rich boy and all around jackass loved to wear panties and other lacey unmentionables. Why should chicks be the only ones who get to wear cute panties? He could wear them, too, and still look just as sexy!

Dear lord if anyone knew this he'd never live it down. He'd have to move colleges, states, fuck even the country! Nah, who was he kidding? He could never leave America! It's just too awesome. It would still be bad though.

He went to the second drawer down and grabbed some blue jeans. He pulled them up and over the lovely panties and slipped on some sandals.

Out the door he went, heading to the mailroom. He was expecting a new package from Victoria Secret, and couldn't be happier about it.

The blonde man strolled into the mail room, smile on his face. Tonight he would give his followers a wonderful surprise! Earlier that week he had purchased the sexiest undies ever! They're tight, silky, and crotchless to give them a nice view of the boys.

Alfred was the proud blogger behind the rather Tumblr famous blog: StarSpangledSexy. He had always loved to wear the sexy underwear that a woman would usually wear and one day (shortly after moving into his dorm) he decided to post a few pictures of himself. Once he got a bunch of rather encouraging replies, he found that it turned him on more him anything else. He liked the thoughts of hundreds of people looking at his body . He wanted someone to adore him like all the anons seem to do, to treat him like a princess and always make him feel attractive. Though, he doubted he'd find that someone.