Chapter 2
Link walked around Mushroom Kingdom and visited all the tourist attractions. Out of no where Zelda magically appeared on to the scene.
"How did you get here so fast?!" said Link Confused.
"I teleported here using my triforce of wisdom"
"Where do I get one of those? All I have is the triforce of Courage. All it does is glow"
"You can get one off of Ebay. There going for like 30 rupees but you better bid fast because there selling like hot cakes! When I was there I also bought a Nintendo Wii, Twilight Princess, and these leather hooker boots!"
"Twilight Princess is out! OMG! I've been waiting for that game for months, but anyways back to business"
Link and Zelda took Britney Spears's tour bus up to the Castle. Link knocked on the big wooden door.
"Hello, is anyone home?" Zelda yelled.
"I'm Naked so Don't Come in!" said a Voice with a fake Italian accent.
"Is that you Mario?" Zelda said
"Yes it is!" said Mario as he walked out of the Castle wearing a shirt and what seemed to be and adult diaper.
"Mario we are here for your services" said Link.
"I see… another clogged toilet?"
"Unfortunately. Link was the one who clogged it up though"
"But it was because of your dang breakfast burritos!" yelled Link.
"Don't you start with me again!"
"People, people, calm down you're starting to sound like a married couple. Have you two considered seeing Doctor Phil?" said Mario.
"No, Link says we can work are problems out on our own"
"Ok, if you say so, but anyways lets go back to your crib and fix the toilet"