Disclaimer: I do not own twilight or new moon Stephenie Meyer does

A/N: this might not be as funny as the first chapter but I hope you like it. I tried to use Bohemian rhapsody by Queen but it isn't working to well it might even be more embarrassing to the guys than the girls.

Retaliation

Everyone was in Alice's room. Everyone meaning the girls. Bella was stretched out on the bed. Esme was looking at an online catalogue and Rosalie and Alice where in the closet critiquing.

Edward came into the room silently even the other vampires didn't hear him. He was soon followed by the rest of the guys. Jasper, Emmett, and Carlisle started to sing

"is this our real life? Is this just "

"Fantasy" Edward burst loudly

"Caught in a landslide, no escape form reality

Open your eyes, Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me"

Edward joined in for a part

"Bella, just killed a man, Put a stick up to his head
bashed his brains, now he's dead
Carlisle, give her some medicine
to late she O D and died again"

Bella was in shock she would never kill anybody. Well anybody other than the guys, though unsuccessfully.

The three guys kept singing

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro
Magnifico. I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

Emmett turned round and pushed play on a c-d player rock music blared. It was the music from the song. Jasper started doing the lawnmower. Alice viewing from the door to the closet giggled. Emmett started the monkey and Carlisle began the electric slide. Edward sang

"So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, Esme, can't do this to me, Esme

Nothing really matters, Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows"

After watching the guy's dance Rosalie could not hold back busted out laughing. Bella was rolling around on the bed and Esme was no longer in the chair.

A/N: if you have any questions on the dances send me a review. I hope you liked it because I know I did. bobby