Darin N Wolf's Dare Dares
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August 25, 2010 11:01am
Disclaimer: I do not own Vocaloid, the music or anything (except for some characters) that relates to it. This is merely just a fan made story made by a fan. All rights are reserved to there proper owners. Once again, this is merely just a fan made story created by a fan which would be me.
Also The Character: Sapphire Sonozaki I do not own.
Notes from Authors: Darin: Hay Guys and walcome back to another of our randomness-
N: Sorry about the long wait, we've been working on acouple of things lately-
Darin: But we're back. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND this time, for each episode, we'll be putting up some songs from Vocaloid for the show...if your interested that is...
N: Sooooooooooooooowa...hope you'll enjoy it...
Butterfly On Your Right Shoulder - By Len Kagamine
(Note: I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG/NOR LYRIC!)
Rin: migi kata ni murasaki chōcho kiss o shita kono heya no sumi de
setsunai to iu kanjō o shiru hibiku piano-
Len: fukyō waon!
migi kata ni murasaki chōcho kiss o shita kono heya no sumi de
setsunai to iu kanjō o shiru hibiku piano fukyō waon!
warui yume ni una sareta watashi o hayaku okoshite
donna koto demo hajimari wa sasai na koto deshō?
doko ga iika nante kikare temo komaru kirei na
yoru ni madowa sareta mama yukue fumei dakara.
nagai matsuge mikazuki eyeline mabuta ni nosete hikaru lip
migi kata ni murasaki chōcho kiss o shita kono heya no sumi de
setsunai to iu kanjō o shiru hibiku piano fukyō waon!
Torture
Agony: intense feelings of suffering; mental and physical pain.
Fear
Feeling or emotions of anxious or apprehensive behavior about a possible or probable unknown situation or event.
Vocaloid
A singing synthesizer application software developed by the Yamaha Corporation that enables users to synthesize singing by typing in lyrics and melody.
Truth or Dare
Statement of the above.
Sigh "Why am I always the one doing the dirty work." said a young 10 yr. old Wolf pup who had been, by far, annoyed the whole time he had been walking to the specific location he was to attend to. Apparently dew to his twin's and assistance's orders the pup had been walking for about two weeks by now; cold, hungry, sweaty, and to top that off he also had to carry three huge buckets full of, apparently called, BUCKET OF WONDERS! Which was basically just plain ice-cream that HAD to be kept well, and NOT melted. Throughout his long, exhausting and painful journey the young pup, named Wolf, had to always be cautious about the ice-cream melting. It was his job to deliver this horrid treat to some idiot for winning a random contest he and his sisters, Darin and Como, had made-up about three weeks ago. And apparently to there surprise, the lucky winner was a Vocaloid, and a very famous one at that.
Oh…the poor pup had been forced to cooperate and do every single little thing his twin had told him to do, which was A: Make up some sort of contest. B: Once someone wins, deliver them their prize ON FOOT. C: Once there, offer them a once in a lifetime chance to be in a game show. And D: After they agree, bring her/his ass over to "our world" to play the game. Simple as that…right?
Well all of that will soon be answered as Wolf, after two frick'n weeks of back pains, heat stokes, running away from a group of furry loving hippies and near dehydration, FINALLY arrived to his destination…AT LAST! On the very top of the hill where he stood, the pup could see, what appeared to be, a small little village. With houses spread out in an almost random order. They were all probably the homes of the famous Vocaloids and Utauloids to have ever been born on this earth. 'The Software Program Village'.
"Software Program…oh my dear vocals… I'M FINALLY HERE! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GOODBYE BACK PAINS, HEAT STROKES, AND CRAZY ASS HIPPIES, AND HELLO SWEET ASS HOME!" yelled the poor exhilarated pup while jumping in the air with glee and psychotic happiness as he immediately ran down the hill (Acouple of rolling accidents here and there), jolted towered the streets (After dodging a shit load of cars), and finally slamming himself against a door (And…uh…what else do you want me to say?…poop :D)
"Okay first OWW! And second…I think I'm here." muttered Wolf through the door he was currently stuck to. "Now I just gotta pry myself off this door and…uh…(Struggle, struggle) (Grunt, grunt)…um…someone…anyone…help…HELP…OKAY SERIOUSLY SOMEONE GET ME OFF OF THIS FRICK'N DOOR!" yelled the idiot in a cry for help as he struggled to break free from the door. But to no avail.
"Oh, come on already. I mean really, WHY!" "This never happened when DARIN'S around…no…wait, what am I saying she makes it even worse…as a matter of fact I wonder what that she witch is up toooooooand I'm talking to myself aren't I."
(Silence)
…"Anywho…guess I'll just stay here and wait for someone to help me…"
(Five hours later)
Wolf: (Hums to himself) "Yonbanme ARISU wa futago no ko. koukishin kara fushigi no kuni. ironna tobira o kugurinukete, tsuisakki yatte kita bakari."
(Five more hours later)
Wolf: "Hum, hum hum hum humm, hum hum hum humm, I'm so frick'n bored, I'm so frick'n bored, and I think I'm gonna snap…"
(About a week later)
Wolf: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
(5 weeks later)
Wolf: "Damn me and my immortality." (Whimper, whimper)
(A month later…damn)
Wolf: … "DOES ANYONE EVEN LIVE HERE AT ALL!"
?: "huh?"
Wolf: "Wait a minute…"
?: "…um…hello." (Door begins to open) "Is anyone out there?"
Wolf: … (THANK YOU!) "Uh y-yeah, yeah I'm just…wait…" (Notice's he's still stuck on the door) "Nonononononononon wait DON'T CLOSE THE-"
?: (Slams the door open) "H-hello?… Hello?…" (Looks around but doesn't see anyone) "Huh, that's strange. For a minute there I thought I heard someone-"
(KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK)
?: "What?" (Looks at the door, then slowly pulls it back) "Oh great I must of slammed them. I'm so sorr-…"*gasp*" (Sees a poor little…er…wolf boy…stuck to the door) "Crap, I didn't knew I hit him THAT hard."
Wolf: (muffles) "Yu mush be khaito. Amsh I fright?"
?: "Uh…hold on a minute" (Awkwardly looks around his body, then sees his tail) "Don't worry I'll get you out of there…just…uh… (Blush) I'm sorry for doing this but…" (Grabs his tail-)
Wolf: "Marf?"
?: Sigh…(Breaths in) "I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYYY!" (Pulls with all her might on his tail)
Wolf: "Wait, WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOOING AHHHHHHHHHH! OWWWWWWWWY. STOP IT, STOP IT, PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOUUUUUUUUUUU OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MOMMMMMMMMYYYY (No wait she's dead) DAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIN!"
?: "Just (Grunt) A few more (Grunts) Pulls (Grunts) And…WHOAH!" (Falls down on her backside while Wolf flies into the air…like an idiot with a rubber scab…8D)
Wolf: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" (A random car comes by and…POW!) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Then finally slams onto the ground)
?: "Oh oh" (Runs immediately towards the pup) "A-are you okay?"
Wolf: "Uhhh…yeah, yeah I'm fine. Just a couple of broken bones here and there, but fi-…HAY WAIT A MINUTE!" (Suddenly looks to his right to see a young teen girl with sea blue hair and a baby blue ribbon on her head, a rainbow four leave clover hair clip with red, green, blue, and yellow on each of the clovers, rainbow colored eyes, a cute little Columbia blue dress with an interesting looking rainbow colored brooch, and lastly a small sea blue skirt with the same red, green, blue, and yellow color patterns on the bottom…strangely reminding Wolf of Window 7?)
Wolf: …"Uh…forgive me if this sounds rude but…who are you?"
?: "O-O-Oh! Uh s-sorry um (Blush) I-I-I'm Ma-Madobe Nanami…and s-sorry for…uh…well…you know, t-the door." (Points at the door)
Wolf: "Oh no, no, no, there's no need for apologies. I…uh…sorta accidentally slammed myself on that door, and well, I got stuck, hehe (Blush)."
Nanami: Sigh "Thank God, for a minute there I thought I was gonna get sued or something…again…anywho uh…are you sure you're okay? Anything I can do to help you maybe?"
Wolf: "Well (Slowly gets up off the ground and brushes himself) other than my very sore tushy…yeah I'm fine."
Nanami: "Oh…I guess that's good to hear… a-again I'm SOO sorry for the door thing!"
Wolf: "Yeah…" (Looks her up and down) "Say can I ask you something really quick?"
Nanami: "Uh…y-yes?"
Wolf: "Well…this may sound a bit strange…and sudden…but…what would you say if I were to give a chance to be in a game show?"
Nanami: …"I'm sorry, what now?"
Wolf: "Let me explain, my name is Wolf, and I…er…my sisters and assistant, have been making this "Truth and Dare" game show thing. And about a month ago we made a broadcast through the telli (TV) telling people that we had a contest going on. Not gonna go into details much but small story short, we had a winner. So apparently, dew to my "lovely" sisters, I was chosen to 1. Bring them there prize which is that pile of ice cream right behind you (Points at the ice cream right next to the door he was stuck in earlier) 2. Offer them to be in a game show blah blah blah, bring them there blah blah blah, fun blah blah, food blah blah blah blah, torture blah blah blah, and blah…blah…are you blahing me?"
Nanami: …"Sooooooooo…I won?"
Wolf: "Oh nonononononono. I'm just here to see someone…anywho, since you helped me get got out of that INFERNO DOOR! (Looks at the door and growls) I decided to let you join us in our show as a "thank you"…if that's okay with you."
Nanami: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHS…I WANNA BE ON THE TELLI!" (Screams while shaking Wolf violently back and forth) "PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!"
Wolf: "OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE IN, JUST STOP SHAKING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" (Suddenly starts to feel sick)
Nanami: "REALLY! !" (Twirls around in happiness)
Wolf: (Stumbles dew to dizziness) "Uh, y-yeah anywho" (Shakes his head) "C-Can you tell me where I can find Shion Kaito?"
Nanami: "YAAAA- wait who now?"
Wolf: …"You know…Kaito."
Nanami: …
Wolf: …"The guy…who lives here."
Nanami: …"I'm the only person that lives here."
Wolf: (STAAAAAAAAAAAARE) …"Waaaaaaaa?"
Nanami: "Uh…yeah. This is my house…plus I have no idea who Kaito is."
Wolf: (Jaws drop, and eye starts to twitch) "b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bu-bu-but t-t-t-t-this…house n-number…7 in…Software Program…vocaland."
Nanami: …"Voca wa?"
Wolf: "My, my, my, my…my map…said t-t-t-t-t-t-to…"
Nanami: "Say can I see that map for a minute?" (Takes the map from Wolf's paw and starts to read) …"go to the right and…OHHHHHHHHH I see now…well, sorry Wolf but…you're in the wrong Village."
Wolf: (Freezes in place)
Nanami: …"This place is the OS-tan program."
Wolf: …
Nanami: …"And uh…the program…or village you're looking for is…"
Wolf: … (Eye twitch)
Nanami: …"Is…about probably two to three months from here…"
Wolf: …
Nanami: …"Uh…Wolf…"
Wolf: …
Nanami: …"You okay?"
Wolf: … (Eye rolls back)
Nanami: …
Wolf: …
Nanami: …
Wolf: …
(Awkward much?)
Wolf: …
Nanami: …"Want some ice-cream?"
Wolf: … (Breaths in)
Nanami: …"Or some doggy trea-"
Wolf: "Just…tell me…please."
Nanami: …"Um…okay…what?"
Wolf: (Takes a big breath again)…"Not only…have I been traveling here for TWO WEEKS!…been STUCK in that door for A MONTH…flown into the air like an IDOIT WITH A RUBBER SCAB!
(Lol)
Wolf: "But… (Starts to giggle) Now…hehe…you're telling me… (Laughs some more) that I've…hehe…been in…the WRONG…village…this WHOLE TIME!" (Gives Nanami a big, wide toothy grin)
Nanami: …"Uhhhhhhhh…"
Wolf: "Don't worry, I won't get angry."
Nanami: "Well…I guess…uh…basically yeah."
Wolf: … (Grins)
Nanami: …
Wolf: … (Still grinning)
Nanami: … (Starts to get freaked out)
Wolf: … (Head slightly tilts)
Nanami: "Uhhh…okay seriously, can we stop the "Dot, Dot, Dot" thing. It's kinda getting annoy-"
Wolf: (Suddenly, with out warning, puts his head inside his shirt) - (breaths in) -! (Runs to some random tree) DAMMIT (slams head) DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT *slam*, DAMMIT ! (Slams head one more time…then gets stuck)
(One whole month later…)
Ever since the poor stupid puppy left the village, he became quite insane throughout his painful journey. And examples are:
Wolf: (Laughs randomly) "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!"
Sometimes:
(Grabs a stick and starts beating himself with it.)
And rarely:
Wolf: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN AT, HUH! YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME"! (Yells to a pile of poo)
Occasionally Wolf would run into the furry obsess hippies every so often in the woods, but most of the time they would all end up in a pile of bloody gush spread all over the forest trees and ground while other times limbs of the hippies would be spread about, leaving a murderess wake left behind by the pup…
…ANYWHO! After all that nonsense, the poor insane pup had FINALLY made it to the RIGHT village. With all of his remaining energy and strength, Wolf, now lying on the ground, dragged his body towards the village until he made it to the nearest street on sight.
He stopped, took a moment to catch his breath, and then continued on crawling. He crawled, and crawled, and crawled for hours on end. Passing house by house as he crawled, by now he created huge scratches on his chest dew to his crawling attempts, leaving a trail of his own blood whilst whimpering in pain and agony…but if crazy hippies didn't stop him back at the forest, then NOTHING WILL!
Wolf: "J-Just (Whimper) a f-few more… (Groan) inches…and…" (Looks to his right and sees a blue house: Vocaloid 02 residents)
Wolf: (Slowly smiles) "Fin-…-nally." (Drops his head to the ground and blacks out)
(…5 hours later…time really flies doesn't-)
Darin: "GET ON WITH IT DAMN YOU!"
(Alright, alright fine…kill joy)
Darin: WHAT WAS THAT!"
(NOTHING! Anywho 5 hours later…)
?: "Um…hay kid…are you okay?"
Wolf: "Eh…wa…" (Groans and slowly opens his eye lid) "Who…who's there…"
?: "Oh my God your bleeding everywhere…just wait one moment, I'll bring you inside."
Wolf: "But…w-wait." (Begins to blackout again)
(10 minutes later)
Wolf: … (Groan) "Uh…w-wa…what…where…am…I…"
With little energy Wolf began to attempt a stretch, but dew to his bruised back, he found that he could barely even lift his arms up at all. So, with a sigh, the pup slowly began to open his eye and soon…he could somewhat make out…a ceiling. And not just that but…he was lying on something…soft. The pups vision was at first blurry but after a while…he could also see that he was…in a living room of some sort...and he was lying on a sofa as well.
It was just a small average living room with furniture spread about, a coffee table, a T.V. in the far left corner of the room, and lastly just a couple of photos spreading all over walls…that is…photos of…Miku Hatsune? And not just that…but…there were also other photos on the walls…with Meiko Sakine, Rin and Len Kagamine…Gakupo…Teto…and a HELL load of other Vocaloids and Utauloids as well.
"What the hell?" Wolf managed to say. Why are there so many pictures of Vocaloids thought Wolf as he began to scan his area even more. Not only were there pictures of them, but there was even leeks every on the ground…and French bread…a couple of Tuna fish (And he's not talking about canned tuna), and even empty boxes of ice-cream…"Wait…ice-cream…ice-cream…now why does that ring a be-…wait! (Eye begins to widen)…oh shi-."
?: "Ah, I see you're awake. Boy, hehe, when I found you, you were a frick'n wreck." A strange…yet robotic like voice said as the owner of the voice walked towards Wolf with a tray of herbal green tea at hand. "Sorry about the mess" said the stranger "Me and the guys sorta had a party last night soooooowa, I didn't have much time to tidy up."
Wolf: "Um…okay…" (Takes a cup of tea while rubbing his eye) "T-Thanks"
?: "You're welcome. I treated and bandaged most of the wounds on your back so it might take awhile for you to stand up properly. I'd sagest you stay on that sofa until your fully healed. Oh, and I also put those ice-cream buckets you had earlier in the fridge if your wondering."
Wolf: "Oh thank Vocal, for a minute their I thought I was gonna get my ass kicked again."(Takes some sip of the tea)
?: "Now why would you say that?"
Wolf: Sigh "BECAUSE! dew to my 'lovely' sister and assistant, I'm supposed to be delivering that damn ice-cream to a Mr.…uh… (takes a minute to think)…Kaito…Shion…I think."
?: …"Did you say…Kaito Shoin?"
Wolf: "Yeah…why do you ask?"
?: "Well uh…hello."
Wolf: …
?: …
Wolf: …
?: …
Wolf: …"Wait…" (Immediately looks to his right and sees a man probably in his early twenties. He had blue hair, sea blue eyes, a blue scarf and a coat, blue painted nails…which was strange, and finally an empty ice-cream cone on the top of his head…again strange)
Wolf: (STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE) "K-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-ka k-kai ko ki ki kait-t-t-t-t…Kaito?"
Kaito: …"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?"
Wolf: … (Stare)… (Starts to tear up)…*whimper*, *whimper* (Head starts to turn all the way around)
Kaito: …"Uh…dude are you like the exorcist or something-"
Wolf: (Breaths in) "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! !" (Suddenly jumps out of the sofa and…he…uh…um, can someone tell me what the HELL he's doing)
(Narrator watches Wolf spring himself off the sofa, which also caused him to bang his head against the ceiling, but then falls back down to the sofa, gets up again, throws himself to the nearest wall and starts to bang the living crap out of his head against the wall)
N: "Oh dear God, this is just frick'n boring, can I please kill the Narrator now?"
Darin: "Go right ahead. He's starting to bore the living hell out of me anyways."
(Wait…WHAT!)
N: "Yay!" (Summons her scythe)
(NonononononONONONONONONONO AHHHHHHHHHHH!)
N: (takes her scythe at hand and slashes the Narrator's Adam's apple off which in turn caused his throat to open up and spew out gallons after gallons of crimson blood everywhere. While in the mean time, N begins to dance and twirl under the flooding rain of blood as she sticks out her tongue to taste it…such a truly wonderful sight to behold, isn't it.)
Darin: …"Awwww, that almost looks adorable…yet mentally disturbing at the same time…oh well, anywho lets speed this story up, shall we N?"
N: Oh most definitely…but, can I be the Narrator this time?"
Darin: "Sure!"
Yay again! Teehee, anywhos lets see, how should I start…ok. After about an hour of Wolf's constant banging of the head, he finally began to calm himself down a bit and started to explain why he went crazy there in the first place to the, by now, very frighten Vocaloid singer.
Kaito: "Soooooooooo…what you're saying is…that ice-cream game thing I entered a while back…I actually won it."
Wolf: "Yap Yap Yap! And in ANDVANCE, not ONLY! Do you win our most DELICIOUS ice-cream in the WORLD, which I should tell YOU! Not only does it last FOREVER but it's ALSO helps you sing LIKE THIS!" (Breaths in) " AHHHAHAAHHHHAAAAAHAHHAHAHA, I'm insane, AAAAAAAAAAAA, I think I've gone mad, LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA AHAHHAA AHAHA AHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHA!"
(Poor idiot…he's gone ballistic…Oh joy! Now I can laugh at his ass)
Kaito: "Um…okay-"
Wolf: "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!" (Laughs maniacally, then breaths in) "I AM ALSO (breaths in again) GOING TO GIVE YOU (breaths in once more) A…" (Slowly moves his muzzle right next Kaito's left ear…*note: the poor man's shaking dew to fear* sticks out his long canine tongue *note: HE'S NOT GOING TO LICK HIM* and silently…whispers…one…little…sentence…)
Wolf: …"chance for you, and the other Vocaloids/Utauloids…to star in a game show…"
Kaito: "Wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-wait, did you just say…a game show?"
Wolf: "Hell yeah!" (Moves back to a sitting position) "Me, my sister, and assistant, decided that instead of only bringing one person to our show, why not bring all of the contestant's friends and such. Plus, since we found out that your also Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Len, Rin, and Kasane Teto's guardian, imagine the publicity we'll get if you brought all of them, hell, you could even bring that dog/snake thing my sis been talking about. What was his name…eh…?"
Kaito: "Um…Inuhebi san?"
Wolf: "Yeah, Yeah, that little cute bugg'r."
Kaito: …"cute?…eh…ok, anywho ah…sooooooooooowa…I get to be in a game show…and I can also bring some of my friends with me…hm…wondering…what the catch?"
Wolf: "No no, no catch at all." (Chuckles a little) "It's just a truth or dare thing. Nothing more. Nothing less."
Kaito: "Ohhhhhh" (Miku chan did always wanted to play "Truth or Dare") …"Alrighty then…I accept." (Smiles and pets Wolf on the head)
Wolf: "Don't do that."
Kaito: (Stops, then brings his hand back) "Hehe, sorry."
Wolf: "Yeah, Yeah, anywho!" (Jumps on Kaito and starts to squeeze the living crap outta him) "THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU MUCH!"
Kaito: "O-O-Okay, o-okay, I g-get it, I get it! No would you…please…stop…crushing…me…"
Wolf: "Hm?" (Looks at Kaito) "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHS…SORRY!"(Quickly jumps off the poor man, brushes himself off, then finally walks to a mirror)
Wolf: "Well! It was nice to FINALLY meet you Kaito san, but I gotta go now. I'll pick you up and whoever you'll bring to the show…say…tomorrow at 7:00 pm.?"
Kaito: "Uhh…sure?"
Wolf: "Great! Well, guess I'll see ya'll tomorrow then…" (Turns towards the mirror-) "Bye!" (-than walks into the mirror, and slowly disappears within the Mirror Dimension)
Kaito: … (Stare)… (Stare)… (STARE)… (STAARE)… (STAAAR)… (STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE)… (Blink, blink)…"Better check that ice-cream." (Gets up, then walks to the kitchen)
N: "Oh God that was sooooooooo LOOOOOOOOOOONG."
Darin: "FINALLY! Now we can start the damn show already!"
N: "Yes indeed…anywho…HELLO EVERYBODY and WELCOME back to Darin N Wolf's Dare Dares Show. We're very sorry if all that nonsense seemed a rather bore to all of you viewers out there. But we had to explain how the moron named Wolf managed to get everyone here…and apparently to me it seemed rather suckish.
Darin: "Which reminds me, lets go and check on my twin, shall we?" (Smiles and skips to a random door labeled "Torture Chamber" in bright crimson red)
Darin: "As many of you all remember from last episode, we left Wolf and Kaito to the blood thirsty clutches of the angry singers and mascot. And not only that we also gave them all such lovely weapons to use.
N: "And it's been about 3 days ever since then…and there still at it."
Darin: "Sooooooowa, today we're gonna see how much physical, internal, and mental damage they've conflicted on the two baka heads." (Lightly giggles and begins to open the chamber doors.)
Once inside - (Mind you all I'm still the Narrator) - the completely white room where everyone currently resided, we could see that everyone in the room had began a group circle. Circling something tied to a rope; we can also still hear them beating the crap outta those idiots. Curiosity getting the better of us, me and Darin went over to investigate. And what a marvelous sight that behold the two of use when we got a closer look.
There, in the middle of the group of equally angry and tired singers plus mascot, laid a pile of what seem to us as a pile of two bloodied corpses. The one that was laying under one corpse was…a figure with some red and blue coloring on his head. His body seemed rather dislocated in so many weird ways and positions. For example: One arm was bent backwards and curled around the poor man's neck while the other was shoved up somewhere…very disturbing. Two of his legs…or actually one, was circularly bent to a coil while the other…well…the other was missing. His back had been ripped to fleshy threads which revealed his exposed back bones; completely destroyed as some of the shattered remains of the bones were scattered about all over the place. Now if I were to guess…I'd say this would be Kaito san, while the other corpse lying on top of his…eeeeeeh…
Uhhhh…well…(how should I say this)…okay honestly, the other body(obviously Wolf's) looked like a pile heaping (BEEPING BEEP) that had been already squeezed out of the (BEEP) while (BEEPED) on again by a dog, and not only that figure even smelled like (BEEPEN BEEP) with a hint of leek…and (BEEP)…(BEEP)…(BEEEP)…(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)…(BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
…I like making the (BEEP)ing sound. Anywho, back to Wolf. Apparently neither I nor Darin could even make out what was what. I mean…just look at him; his ears were missing including part of his tail, the lower part of his jaw was at a 100 degree angle, he was literally drooling blood from the corner of his mouth, and for some odd reason I REALLY don't wanna know about, there were about 11 green leeks sticking out of the poor idiot's body…
Miku: (heave, heave) "Die… (Gasp)…DAMN YOU!" (Takes a long, deep breath, then starts to walk over the corpses) "HIYAA!" (Lazily slaps Wolf in the crotch with her leek)
Luka: "Taste…my… (Heave)…Tuna!" (Slams her tuna on Wolf's crotch…4 times)
Meiko: "Not…don't with… (drags her sword-)…YOU.!" (Slashes her sword into Kaito's skull…then kicks Wolf in the crotch) "Boy… (gasp)…I need new panties."
Darin: "Well looks like you guys did once hell of the number on these guys." (Giggles nervously) "But I think it's time to rest now…looks like ya'll are worn out"
Luna: "Yes…rest, sleep, go night night, Goodbye." (Fall backwards and immediately falls asleep."
Darin: …"Lol, ANYWHO! Anyone who hasn't drop dead like Luna here stop what you're doing and drop the weapons, we got some Dares today!"
Defoko: "Oh how "lovely", now I can suffer even more!"
Teto: "God, I'm so tired. Can we PLEASE do this tomorrow?"
Darin: "Sorry Teto, but you're needed today. In fact that reminds me…" (Snaps fingers and summons a blow horn) …"FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT I CALL, I WAN'T YOU TO GET YOUR ASSES TO WHERE I AM… (Turns to Teto)…THANK INCLUDES YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" (Screams into her ear)
Teto: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I CAN HEAR YOU PERFICALLY YA NOW!" (Covers her bleeding ears)
Darin: … (Holds blow horn to Teto's ear) !BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP !
Teto: "OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!" (Fall and twitches on the ground)
Darin: "Don't yell at me, or I'll kill you." (Smiles, then brings up blow horn) "NOW! MIKU, RIN, LEN, KAITO-" (Snaps fingers and revives Kaito)
Kaito: "Wwa-th-wa-wa-w-w-where-he-my-I-ice-crea-"
Darin: (Brings blow horn to his ear) "GET UP DAMN YOU!"
Kaito: "OH MY GOD!" (Screams and runs around the room)
Darin: "-AND TETO-" (Throws blow horn at Teto's head)
Teto: "OWWWWWW!"
Darin: "-GET ALL OF YOUR BUTTOCKS HERE AND FORM A CRICLE AROUND ME WHILE THE REST I DIDN'T CALL-" (Points at a random blue door) "-YOU CAN ALL GO INTO THE GAME ROOM WE MADE LAST NIGHT! THERE, YOU CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT SO WE WON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT YA WHILE THE SHOW STARTS!"
Everyone plus Nanami: …"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" (Starts running like a stampede into the game room…all except for Nanami chan who nervously walks towards Wolf's body)
Nanami: "Um, excuse me-"
Darin: "WHAT!"
Namami: Ahh!…uh…I-I-I w-was w-onder-wondering, a-aren't you gonna revive Wolf or…something?"
Darin: "Oh please-" (Walks over to Wolf and stomps on his crotch) "-he's not even dead let alone in pain. He's immortal like me and N here, so we cannot die. And especially not from these frick'n losers over here." (Points at everyone behind her)
Miku, Len, Rin, Teto & Kaito: "HAY!"
Darin: "But not you Rin."
Rin: "YAY!"
Darin: "Anywho, there's no need to be-…uh…Nanami chan?" (Notices that she's gone, looks around and sees her running for the game room)
Darin: "Uhhh…okay? ANYWHOS!" (Turns and faces her "slaves" with a smile) "Now… (Snaps fingers and out of nowhere, two envelopes appear in her hand)…what I hold in my hand are either Dares or requests from our viewers. In this show, you will all receive a Dare from either one or more of our viewers for each episode we have. You will, and I hope everyone's listening, do EVERY. SINGLE. DARE. that we receive. OR ELSE! And also, me, N, and Wolf will be also receive request mails which are letters telling us if a viewer wants to join the show and either be on our side: The Tormenters; (people who will assist us in either giving out the Dares or punishing anyone who don't want to follow the rule.) or on your side: The Tormented: (people who will receive the Dares we give out and also assist us in punishing the law beakers)."
N: "Now since that's all settled, let first start with our first request mail" (Snatches an envelope from Darin's hand) "Lets have a looky here…(Opens it up and begins to read: )
(From Sapphire Sonozaki)
teehee, this story is so funny!
BTW, i wanna be a utauloid.I am 6''1, have purple hair, a split personality
(Aka murderous/sweet)
Have blue eyes, and my item is a pole with a teddy bear on top.
I wanna beat up both of 'em, but if i had to choose, i would rather beat up kaito, who got us here in the first place
BTW, i'll keep my name, if you pick me
P.S. The reason why i don't have an account is because i only visited this site
Power to you, Love from
Me,
Sapphire Sonozaki
This is what my parents named me, my mom is japanese, dad filipino
TTFN!
N: "Well she seems rather interesting. (Especially the teddy pole) I believe we'll have a splendid time with her, wouldn't you think?"
Darin: "Just shut-up and bring her here already."
N: "Oh alright…" (Poopy head) "ANYWHOS!" (Snaps fingers then somewhere in the air, a "poof" sound comes, then from outta nowhere a random teenage girl with purple hair falls from the air)
Sapphire: "OWW!"
N: (Walks up to her) "Hello Sapphire chan and WELCOME TO Darin N Wolf's Dare, Dares Show. We've been expecting you for quite some time now child."
Sapphire: "Wait a minute… (Looks to her right and sees the four Vocaloids plus Utauloid) …"Oh my Vocal…I'm…here, I'm actually here! I'M ACTUALLY IN THIS SHOW!" (Runs to N and bows here head) THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SOOOOOOOWA MUCH FOR-"
Kaito: "She looks weird!"
Sapphire: … (Head turns all the way facing Kaito)… (Summons her teddy pole and jumps into the air, then…) "I'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUU DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" …
KABOOM!
Sapphire: (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!"(Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"! (Smashes Kaito's skull)
N: "Ohhhhh yeah…I forgot to tell ya'll that she has abit of a…split personality…one being kind and sweet while the other…well you can see.
Everyone: (STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE)
Sapphire: (Bang) "DIE!" (Bang) "DIE!"(Bang) "DIE- wait what now?"
Darin: "Oh nothing, nothing at all. Anywhos lets go to the next letter." (Opens the envelope then reads…and reads…and reads…and oh my God…and reads…then one eye begin to widen…and…uh…)
(From Como202)
Hay guys it's me Como-chan…your little sister from...somewhere... (DOT,DOT,DOT)ANYWAYS!
This is one funny-ass story you guys wrote...AND I LIKE IT!
I got yall some dares to try-out.
1 Have Miku cut her hair off.
2 Len...DO A BARREL ROLL...blindfolded.
3 Hang Kaito-san upside down by a rope, hide a bunch of candy all over his body, then BEAT THE LIVING (BEEP) OUT OF HIM UNTIL CANDY COME OUT...also have all the candy glued to his body.
4 Rin must roll over Wolf and Teto (i dont like her) with her RODA ROLLAH! then use Teto's twin drill powers on Wolf.
That's all...Oh and i also wanna be in it to. I'm a 5 yr. old little girl with only one eye showing while the other is hidden under my hair, I have black and white eyes, black long hair like N's, and my item would be...a tails doll with red glowing eyes and a blood thirsty personality; he will eat, kill, and destroy anything and anyone i desire him to go after...or however you say it.
thats all for now...so...BYE!
Darin: …"No…nononononono, why. Why God. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! (Falls to the ground and begins to bang her head against the floor)
N: "D-Darin? Darin! W-What's a matter, what happened?"
Darin: "WHY HER, WHY HER, WHY COULN'T IT HAVE BEEN SOMESOME ELSE, !
N: "Okay seriously what the hell's going on!"
Darin: "I-…-Its her…IT'S HER
N: "WHO DAMMIT!"
Darin: "C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Co-Ci-Ci-Co-Ci-C-C-C-"
N: Sigh "Look, just give me the letter so I can read it."
Darin: (Hands her the letter)
N: (Quickly reads through it)…"Oh look at that, it's from your younger sister Como."
Wolf: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!" (Grings his legs up, throws himself up so to stand, then immediately runs towards his twin)
Rin: "Um…is there something wrong?"
N: …"Well, apparently from what I'm reading here, it looks like there sister's coming to join us…which I see no problem in that…well-" (Brings her middle finger and thumb together) "-might as well bring her here."
Darin & Wolf: "No, no, wait!"
N: (Snaps her fingers)
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"Well, well, well. Looks like I'll be joining you all from now on." teehee
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Then, without even the slightest warning, From the very top center of the white room's ceiling, a dark and disturbing substance suddenly began to spread all over the ceiling reaching to the walls. The spreading was quick and swift as it already had covered almost half the room. As the black substance covered most of the room…t-the sound it made…it was…was…disturbingly creepy. The sound…was very hard to explain…but…it was like the sound of nails running against a chalk board with this occult like moaning playing in the background while this…strange little girlish laughter was echoing throughout the room. While this was happening everyone in the room was in a sudden state of panic; everyone running around like madmen while screaming there heads off, some trying to end there live by smashing there heads against the floor, and some were even trying to kill Wolf and Kaito again for some odd reason.
While everyone else was panicking, all but one was…uh…if I'm not mistaken…twirling around like a ballerina while laughing in joys bliss with her teddy pole at hand? The person doing all that…was Sapphire?
Miku: …"Uhhhhhhh…what are you DOING!"
N: "I think she may have had another personality change while all this was happening."
Miku: …"But…how the, she was, crazy pant, teddy pole…HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EXPLAIN ANYTHING! AND FURTHERMORE WHAT THE BLOODY HELL'S GOING ON HERE! I MEAN REALLY WHAT IS THIS, SOME (BEEPING) SILENT HILL (BEEP) OR SOME-"
(Poke, Poke)
Miku: "Wa?" (Looks down, then sees…a little girl…)
Como: "Hello Miku chan. I'm Como…I'm your biggest fan…
Miku: …
Como: (STAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE)
Miku: …"Eh…"
Como: (Walks closer)
Miku: (Walks back alittle)
Como: (Walks up closer to her, still staring)
Miku: "Uhh…"
Como: … (Twists her head all the way around)
Miku: …"GUYS! Can you please tell me who this little girl is! She's starting to scare me now!" (Run and hides behind N)
Wolf: "Oh no… (rubs temples)…she's our little 5 yr. old sister…or in other words our little tormentor-"
Como: "SILENCE BAKA!" (Throws a random tails doll at Wolf's face)
Wolf: "OH MY VOCAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" (Starts running around) "IT'S EATING MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!"
Darin: Sigh "Well other than my dislike for Como being here, lets just hurry it up with the Dares…N?"
N: "Eh, right. Anywho Miku?" (Turns to see Miku still hiding behind her)
Miku: "Y-Y-Yeah?"
N: "Close your eyes for a minute."
Miku: "W-What for?"
N: "Just close your eyes, I'll tell you when I'm done."
Miku: "Umm…okay but, what do you mean by-"
N: "JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES DAMMIT!"
Miku: "Alright, Alright!" (Covers her eyes)
N: "Now…" (Summons her scythe) "Hold still."
(SLASH, SLASH)
N: "Alright now can see."
Miku: …"See what?" (Uncover her eyes and looks around)
Everyone: … ( with mouths agape)
Sapphire: "You look just like your brother Mikuo."
Miku: "Wait WHAT!" (Stiffens in place, slowly in fear reaches to her head, then…notices that…her…oh GOD) "MY PONYTAILS !" (Runs towards Wolf)
Wolf: "Wait, what are you-…nononononono wait WAIT STAY BACK! AHHHHHHHH! (Gets jumped by Miku)
Miku: "I'LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS (Starts punching and slapping Wolf constantly on the face with her leeks)
Darin: …"LOL. ANYWHO LEN!"
Len: (Jumps) "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh y-y-y-y-y-ye-yeah?" (Shiver, shiver)
Como: (Skips towards him) "Here!" (Gives him blindfolds)
Len: "Ehh…" (Looks questioningly at Como)
Como: "Put it on."
Len: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh…okay." (Puts on blindfolds)
Darin: (Takes his hand and leads him to somewhere…then stops) "Alright. Now Len…Do-"
Como: "DO A BARELL ROLL!"
Len: "Uhhhhhhhhhhh…what does that even mea-"
Como: "YOU FAIL! NOW DIE!" (Kicks Len)
Len: "WOAW WOAW AHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHH!" (Screams like a little girl, then fall into a random hole in the ground filled with…)
Furry Len Fans inside hole: "Oh my GOD, ITS LEN KAGAMINE!" "QUICK, GRAB HIM AGAINST HIS MERCY!"
Len: "OH MY VOCAL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE !" (Tries to crawl out of hole)
Como: (Snaps fingers, then the hole disappears) "KAITO YOU'RE NEXT!"
Kaito: …
N: "Oh yeah I forgot, he's still dead from Sapphire's teddy pole…" (Snaps fingers, then revives Kaito)
Kaito: (Springs upward) "OKAY SERIOUSLY HOW MANY TIME ARE WE GONNA GO THROUGH THIS ALREADY- Ouff!" (Gets smacked in the head by Sapphire)
Sapphire: "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DIE!" (Smacks him until he's unconscious)
Como: "Goody, now I won't have to worry about him struggling." (Summons some rope, goes to Kaito and ties him up, flies all the way to the ceiling and ties the other end of the rope to…something up there, *Floats down and secretly hides candy all over Kaito's body while using crazy glue*, then floats back to the ground)
Como: "Everybody-" (Snaps fingers, then sticks…and leeks start falling from the sky) "-PINATA TIME!"
Everyone: (Looks a each other, shrugs, then pick up the sticks and run towards Kaito)
Sapphire: "Except you two! Rin and Teto!"
Rin & Teto: (Stop completely in there tracks, then look back with worried faces)
N: (Walks towards Rin, then whispers in her hear) "…and that's it"
Rin: (Stands there shocked, the slowly, a devilish smile spreads across her face) "Oh I'll DEFINITELY do that."
Darin: "Teto, could you come over to where Wolf is still getting his face eaten?"
Teto: "Uhh…sure?" (Walks towards Wolf)
Wolf: "COME ON GUYS! THREE FRICK'N HOURS OF THIS IS TOO MUCH DAMMIT" (Still struggles to pry off the relentless tails doll)
Teto: (Stands right next to Wolf) "Okay now what?"
(BEEP, BEEP)
Teto: "What the?" (Turns and sees…)
Rin inside her Road Roller: "DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Teto: "OH MY GOD-" (Tries to run but finds out that she's chained to the floor)
Como: "Bye, bye…OH WAIT!" (Runs towards Teto, grabs her twin drill pony tails and lowers them to Wolf)
Como: "TWIN DRILL POWERS GO!" (Activates the drills, then uses them to on Wolf's head)
Wolf: "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWY, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Darin: "Alrighty then everyone! That's about it for this episode, make sure to stay tuned for next episode where we'll have Wolf fall into total madness and try to convince him to eat Len's underwear-"
N: "Also, don't forget to send in your dares and/or request to be in our show as well."
Como: "Hope we'll see-"
Darin: "Hay, I was gonna-"
Como: (Twist head all the way facing her sister)
Darin: …"Me be quiet now…"
Como: "Hope we'll see you all next time on…"
Como, N & Darin: "Darin N Wolf's Dare Dares Show! BYE"
Wolf: "I HATE YOU ALL!"
End of Ch. 2
Now for those of you who forgotten... the current characters are:
Miku Hatsune
Kaito Shion
Meiko Sakine
Len Rin Kagamine
Luka Megurine
Gumi Megpoid
Haku Yowane
Akita Neru
Gakupo Kamui
Teto Kasane
Momo Momone
Uta Utane (aka: Defoko)
Luna Amane
Yokune Ruko
Madobe Nanami
And Sapphire Sonozaki