Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail
Warning: Don't do drugs!
Tip: This story is at its best when read after lighting one
A/N: Yay, second chapter! Wrote this note in advance, you all know why. First a big thanks to RecklessPandamaniac who helped me with the Patois. By the way, I can't rap, so the following parts may be a little strange if you're sober (which we all of course are!). The songs used are "Purple Haze" by Jimi Hendrix and "Punky Reggae Party" by Bob Marley – which I both don't own, obviously – and they are of course cliché songs...but they're great.
For this chapter I did a lot of planning in advance, so I hope it will turn out good. Enjoy!
After we had sat down, Mira decided to cut the cakes. We took a lice of a strawberry cake. Erza took a bite and smiled.
"So delicious...", she sighed with a blissful face.
"Yeah, it sure is.", I said. "But now I am really thirsty."
"I'll get something to drink.", said Gray and left for the bar. Moments later he returned with four hot chocolates.
"Very delicious hot chocolate.", he said with a grin.
"Oh, it's perfect! Creamy, sweet and a heavenly aftertaste!", said Natsu.
"But there's a strange aftertaste...", said Erza confused.
"It is cocoa.", I said.
"Yeah, cocoa.", said Gray.
"Definitely cocoa.", said Natsu.
"If you say so.", said Erza. She took another sip, sighed happily and continued eating her cake.
"But guys, the last few weeks some really strange things.", she said.
"I don't know what you mean.", I said.
"Like, the dragon quest, you know? And this one time when we ate at the restaurant.", said Erza.
"Oh, you mean that. Well, indeed they were funny and confusing. But it's a quest, so that is to be expected.", said Gray.
"I don't know. I just remember that you made a cake and then we went to the restaurant and the bakery where Natsu wanted to eat the fire.", said Erza.
"Yeah, but he couldn't, because else we would've not bought any muffins.", said Gray and we all giggled.
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After a few minutes Mira announced the karaoke to start. She took the microphone and started to say: "Thank you all for coming! And thank you for all the lovely presents! Now we will sing a few things. Have fun!"
The lights went off, and Mira started to sing a beautiful song. Her voice was clear and emotional.
"Purple Haze
all in my brain
Lately things they don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
Excuse me while I kiss the sky
Purple haze
all around
Don't know if I'm comin' up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that girl put a spell on me"
"That was fantastic!", everybody cheered and clapped their hands furiously.
"Thank you!", smiled Mira. She grabbed into a box and withdrew a note. "Next one is Erza!"
"Me? Oh my God, I'm so excited.", said Erza she went onto the stage.
"I will sing a song that I only heard recently, but the lyrics are perfect for this occasion!", said Erza and started to sing.
"New wave, new phrase
New wave, new craze
We're going to the party
And I hope you are hardy
So please don't be naughty
For it's a punky reggae party
New wave, new craze
New wave, new phrase
It takes a joyful sound
To make the world go 'round
Come with your heart and soul
Come 'a come and rock your boat
It's a punky reggae party
And it's tonight
It's a punky reggae party
And it's alright"
"That was perfect!", I said.
"Yep.", agreed Natsu and Gray.
Erza went to the box and grabbed the next note.
"Aaand now...Gajeel!", announced Erza.
Gajeel was on the stage in mere seconds, wearing his suit and hat.
"Boo!", yelled Natsu.
"What was that?", shouted Gajeel.
"You heard me!", said Natsu.
"Really? Now hear what I have to say!", yelled Gajeel and grabbed the microphone.
"I come into the guild yelling "shoobidoo"
from zero to hero, here's the new MC
dropping bars like bombs, brought my homie with me
Pantherlily, that's my iron lion pal
we are rocking piercings, white suits, badass shades
and if you don't like it, suck my metal pole!"
He grinned at Natsu.
"Pff, I can do that way better than you!", said Natsu, got onto the stage and took the microphone and started to rap.
"One, two, three and to the four
Natsu Dragneel is at the door
can't do nothing against my dragon roar
spitting rhymes hot like dragon fire
blazin' fire like Inner Circle
who's the bad boy now?"
"Yeah, can't fuck with that!", said Natsu. Gray scoffed.
"All you sing about is fire here, fire there. That was crap!", said Gray.
"Oh yeah, think you're better than me, huh? Try and fail!", said Natsu and tossed Gray the microphone.
Gray sighed and began his part.
"Just talkin' 'bout fire, dude, you need to chill
don't worry, you can suck my ice popsicle
ain't no vanilla ice though, and no fruit juice
cause I'm shooting ice tea from my huge ice cubes
frosty rhymes straight outta the Fairy Tail hood"
Gray smirked and dropped the microphone to the ground. A screech was audible as he grinned at Natsu.
"That's what I call some genius bars!", laughed Gray.
"Guys, chill.", I intervened. "Let's be all cool, right? Let me sing"
"Mi take deh mic
mi wan fi sing
mi roll a blunt an forget all dem dings
mi a 'ave a weed jam tonight
council ah Babylon system
downpress de Ghanja
Masta luk like Jah
mi nuh care bout dah law
mi jus' wan fi feel irie when mi smoke deh herb
wi a gaan nyam da dingki dough"
After I sung my song, I smiled. Everybody cheered. I bowed a little.
"Lucy, that was great!", said Natsu.
"You were excellent!", said Gray.
"Yeah, it was nice.", scoffed Gajeel.
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We had got off stage, and walked back to our table.
"And what now?", asked Natsu.
"Hm, we could smoke a little hookah.", I said. Recently we all had started smoking hookah. Even Erza was fine with it.
"I'll fetch one.", said Natsu and stood up. He returned after a few minutes and carried a hookah.
"So, we have tobacco with the taste, watermelon, with berries, with ice tea and herbs.", said Gray, until he remembered that Erza was here.
"Herb?", asked Erza curiously.
"Yeah, a new mixture!", I said quickly. "It's smoked a little different, but tastes great!"
"Well, then we should try herbs.", said Erza with a smile. Natsu, Gray and I swallowed hard.
Unfortunate like we were, we started putting a buds in the head.
"What about the coal?", I whispered.
"We can't! It's like bong!", whispered Gray.
"I guess it's my job then?", sighed Natsu.
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"We're finished.", said Natsu. "Now I just have to light it."
"Why? Have you forgotten the coal?", asked Erza.
"Erh...yeah?", said Natsu cautiously.
"Oh. Okay.", said Erza and grabbed the tube.
"Is it okay if I start?", she asked.
"Go ahead.", I nodded. Erza took a deep puff and exhaled slowly.
"Taste's a little off...but it certainly is good.", sighed Erza. "And it tastes a little familiar."
"Does it?", I asked and took the tube from her. I inhaled deeply, tasting the delicious flavor and exhaled slowly. "Damn, that's good..."
"Yeah, it's fucking great.", confirmed Gray, after he took a hit.
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After everyone had a few hits – and we were incredibly stoned – we leaned back on the benches.
"Everything's just great...", I sighed.
"Mhm.", agreed Erza with a hum.
"Guys, I want to do something really crazy now.", I said with a giggle.
"Like what?", asked Natsu.
"We could, you know, like, climb on the cathedral?", suggested Gray.
"Nah man, don't wanna get up now.", sighed Natsu.
"Yeah.", said Erza.
"Why don't we watch a movie?", I suggested.
"What about TV shopping?", giggled Natsu.
"Man, that's a great idea!", agreed Gray.
Slowly we stood up and moved to the back, where we had a few lacrima screens.
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"That was interesting, but not so funny...", said Gray.
"Yeah, but I loved the quiz show guy flip out.", grinned Natsu. "Animal with one 'e'...'deer'..."
"Yeah, those people were really stupid. And the guy who called like twenty times was funny too.", I smiled.
"Why don't we watch something on the internet, then?", asked Erza. "I know some good videos!"
We browsed the internet and looked up a few series.
"This one is from a movie franchise about a boy who survived and became mage. There are five movies with a new synchronization out, I prefer the fifth.", said Erza. "There's also one about this guy who owns a magical ring. The ring is from an evil guy, but he has the strange but awesome ability to constantly be stoned."
"Woah, that's some strange shit.", I said. "Oh, look, there are some cartoon parodies!"
"Oh, those two series. The protagonist is a vampire, the other one is in a different world and fights with a sword. I really like those series.", explained Erza.
"Amazing...", muttered Natsu. "Let's watch the fifth movie of this boy about this scarred wizard!"
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We had some great laughs. The jokes were funny and they changed a few things.
"Hah, we should totally do that again.", sighed Gray.
"Why not? I'll fetch some snacks and drinks and the hookah.", said Natsu and left.
"Ah, it's round two then...", I smiled.
A/N: This note wasn't written in advance...but because of my script I thought of a few good videos. I think you all know which movies were parodied (everything's on youtube!), but only the two anime are in English – unfortunately. And the joke with the quiz show...well, I hoped I translated it right. Oh oh, last thing, I promise. I decided to make a third chapter. Have fun with that...