Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you are on a journey.
It will be a dangerous journey, but you are cool with that, for it is a journey OF THE MOST RIGHTEOUS VARIETY. FOR CHIPS ARE ONE OF THE FINEST DELICACIES IN THE MULTIVERSE, SECOND ONLY TO YOUR BELOVED FAYGO. You have not brought much in terms of gear. Your inventory contains:
4 EMPTY FAYGO BOTTLES
20 BOONDOLLARS
A HORN
YOUR PPC (PORTABLE PLOT CONVINIENCE) MOBILE PHONE
And your ALMIGHTY COD-TIER OUTFIT, FOLDED NEATLY INTO A CUTE LITTLE SQUARE
Your only problem is you have no idea where the hell this supermarket is. Then again, you can't tell where the hell anything is, since you're so incredibly stoned all the time. Once you couldn't remember where your house was. While you were in your own house.
Nonetheless, you press on, relying on your AWESOME JUGGALO INSTINCTS to find this supermarket. You are almost ready to get started when you feel your pocket begin to vibrate. You pull out you PPC and answer the call
OPEN DIALUPLOG
Sys: CG has begun dialling TC
TC: To wHoM Am i sPeAkInG On tHiS FiNe oCcAsIoN? ':o)
CG: WHO
CG: THE ALMIGHTY HELL
CG: LET YOU
CG: OUT
CG: OF THAT
CG: FRIDGE?
Oh goodie, it's Karkat, your no. 1 homie! You love it when he gets cranky like this.
TC: MaN, HoW LoNg hAs iT BeEn?
TC: HaVeN't tAlKeD WiTh yOu iN LiKe,
TC: AgEs mAn
CG: GOD FU-
TC: sSsSsSsSsSsSsHhHhHhHhHh iT's oK... |oT
TC: VrIsKa sEnT Me oN A MiSsIoN To gO BuY SoMe cHiPs
CG: VRISKA?
TC: YeAh mAn, vRisKa
CG: ...
TC: I GoTtA Go mAn, tHiS StOrE AiN't gOnNa fInD ItSeLf
CG: WAIT DON'T-
Sys: TC has ceased dialling CG
CG: DAMMIT GAMZEE
CG: OK, OK, CALM DOWN KARKAT, IT'S OK
CG: WHAT HARM CAN HE DO?
CG: NO, I MEAN REALLY, I DON'T KNOW WHEN THIS THING TAKES PLACE
CG: IS THIS LIKE, ACT 6 ACT 5?
CG: I DON'T F-ING KNOW
Sys: TH has begun dialling CG
TH: Personally I don't know either
CG: WAIT
CG: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
TH: I'd tell you but for the sake of dramatic ambiguity I have to remain anonymous for a few more chapers
TH: Rest assured however, I am very relevant to the story
CG: JUST GET TO THE POINT NERD WHAT DO YOU WANT?
CG: I'M GETTING AWFUL ACT 4-1 FLASHBACKS ALREADY
CG: STOP PADDING THE STORY WITH CHAT TRANSCRIPTS AND GET TO THE ACTION
TH: Fine fine I'll stop
TH: The next chapter should be finished already in fact
CG: FANTASTIC.
CG: THE SOONER THIS STORY ENDS, THE SOONER I CAN CAN GET BACK TO DOING WHATEVER IT IS I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING
Sys: CG has terminated the conversation
CLOSE DIALUP LOG