1. Remind her of how she was abused (sexually) by Jet.
2. Shave her head except for the top .
3. Dye it the color of Zuko's eyes .
4. Tell her how much older Aang is then her.
5. ''Do these ashes remind you of something''?.
6. ''Hey is that bald kid your son?'' ,''You're pretty young for a mother''.
7. Tie her to a bed and refuse to let her go until you do Aang.
8. Make sure that Mai and Aang are still together.
9. Tell Mai she saw the color black in Katara's room.
10. Get your lawnchair and sip yo' soda. Its gonna be a good fight.
11. Dye her hair black and blast Back in Black (AC/DC) from your speakers wherever she goes.
12. Add a little eyeliner to the mix.
13. Point at Mai and Aang. ''Cute couple, aren't they''.?
Katara: is that some kind of joke?
Sokka: yes.
14. Point out how ugly she looks in 70 years.
15. Ask her out to truth and dare with the gaang.
16. Dare her to have a quadsome with Mai, Zuko and Aang.
17. Point out how she was nothing other in the show other then Aangs love interest.
18. Push Katara in a fountain with every boy she ever did.
19. Realize there is no more space.
20. ''Pakku taught you out of pity''
Katara: why?
Sokka: because your a girl.
Katara: you never had any character development.
Sokka: the only character development you had where your breasts.
Ozai: apply cold water to that burn.
Zuko: applied cold water never healed my eye…
21. Photoshop a picture of Katara on a wanted picture with a 30,000,000 bounty.
Katara: 30,000,000?
Sokka: *looks at poster and reads aloud* for prostitiution, cheating, drinking-
Zuko: that looks like Luffy's wanted poster.
Iroh: we wont have to deal with used condoms in the tea shop where we live.
Zuko: right.
22. When she says the condoms where not hers say they where Aang and Mai's. She will be twice as mad.
23. ''You would really fit the role for the hot waitress at Iroh's tea shop''!
24. Give her condoms for her birthday.
25. But that isnt annoying her… Whatever.
26. Sell pictures of Katara bathing in the lake
27. Bonus points if she isnt alone.
Katara: is that me and Haru?
28. Will you do Mako in 70 years?
29. Go to her room and burn all of her pictures of Jet
30. Raise Jet from the dead.
31. Break Mai and Aang up
32. Making Katara get caught in a reverse harem with all 3 of them
33. Make Jet a map leading to his stalk of grass he chews on
34. Make Sokka a map to meat (again).
35. Make Aang a map to his ancestors.
36. Make Mai a map to her knives
37. Make Suki a map to her kyoshi uniform
38. You make Toph a map to a blindness cure
39. make Zuko a map to his honor
40. They all lead to Katara's room, full of drugs, beer, vodka, condoms and a chuck norris sized bed.
ParasiTeGuesT: *video tapes*
Zuko: what happened last night?
Suki: why are we all naked? and why do we have a headaches?
ParasiTeGuesT: I'll sell it for 5 bucks
Toph: Deal. *hands over the money*.
Gaang: *watches* *wishes they had never watched it*
41. Catch Katara and hand her over to the Earth King and recieve the 30,000,000
42. Invite all the men she has ever slept with.
43. Katara's last words will be the man she really loves. It is apperently Aang.
44. Say it was all a trick to see who she really loved, and that she wont really be excecuted.
45. ''Well on the bright side your ex came from the dead to make you get attracted to him and get out of your second relationship with Aang, right?''