Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666(Thanks to Ragamuffin... um yeah, about last night...) 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok!(What the devil is a prep?)
The next day I woke up in my bedroom(Really? I thought everyone woke up in their bedroom). It was snowing and raining again(Ugh...). I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had(RAGAMUFFIN! WHY DON'T WE HAVE BOTTLED BLOOD?). My coffin was black ebony(Does it ever occur to you that black and ebony ARE THE SAME DAMN THING!) and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas(Why? Why? Do I even own pajamas? Oh yes, but Ragamuffin has ripped them all while he's on his period TEEHEE). Instead, I put on a black leather dress(Holy pooz, and I thought corsets were uncomfortable), a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears(Your ears must look like infected lady parts), and put my hair in a kind of messy bun(My father would murder me if I didn't make my hair in a perfect bun).
My friend, Willow(As in: I whip my hair back and forth?) (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me(GRIIN). She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair(Wow, how long does it take someone to grow 'waist length hair) with pink streaks(But I thought pink wasn't a 'goffic' color) and opened her forest-green eyes(My eyes are brown). She put on her Marilyn Manson(How can people even like that bafoon?) t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots(I'd like to call Jack the Ripper and tell him we have a prostitute in this story). We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)(I'm not allowed to wear makeup)
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday(No, it was worse than when me and Ragamuffin talk:
Me: So, um...
Ragamuffin: Uhm?
Me: *Jumps on him and starts making out with him*
Exactly!)!" she said excitedly.
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Draco?"(But you've barely known him for a second!) she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall.
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted.(Ragamuffin approves)
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me(And lemme guess... they're going to have passionate sex).
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily.(Wow, you really ARE a hooker)
"Guess what." he said.
"What?" I asked.(Chicken butt)
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me(Good Charlotte is a TERRIBLE band).
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR(Mindless Self Indulgence?).
"Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked.(No, my husband's taking me to the um... bedroom (SURE)
I gasped.(Like a fish?)