A/N: If you have issues with excessive and unnecessary swearing, leave now, or prepare to face the worst case of it you've ever seen!
"God, Bella, you annoy me so fucking much. Seriously. Didn't I already kill you once?"
"Did you?" she asked, again seeming clueless. Fucking bitchy mother fucker! Jesus!
"Yeah, I did the fuck kill you fucking bitch!"
"Really? That's not fun!"
Bitch.
"Hey, isn't that a nice cliff/abyss?" I said sweetly.
"Yes, yes it is." Mother fucker!
"Why don't you go see the bottom and tell me what it's like when you get back?"
"Sure!" Fucking idiot!
With that, I pushed her headlong over the cliff!
Fuck yeah! There's no way she'll get out of this one alive!
Bella PoV
Day 1- Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod, etc...
Day 2- I keep looking at the watch I don't have. I think I might be going insane.
Day 3- How deep is this fucking abyss anyway? God!
Day 4- The downside of this situation is that I'm STILL FALLING! On the upside, I finally found my watch!
Day 5- SPLAT!
A/N: Well, I warned you, didn't I? M.A.C. helped me write this one. We had fun. Horrible fun. Sorry about all the randomness. Get the fuck over it.