Silentpaw woke up. He was inside the medicine cat's den.

"Oh! You is up now! Great! You is probably feeling better. I didn't roll in lavender today so you don't get Spinny-Sickness. Welcome to ClanClan! I am clan leader Starstar!"

So this is the cat that dragged me here. Starstar actually looks more like a pile of cat, to be honest.

Starstar did look like a pile of cat. His flabby stomach covered his legs, making him look like a slime when he walked. He had very short arms, and his tail was so fat, Starstar sruggled to hold it up. Silentpaw was curious about how Starstar managed to carry him all the way here.

"Well it is tour time! Let me show you around! First, meet our medicine cat, Chainsawpaws!"

Chainsawpaws stalked over to Silentpaw. A faint humming could be heard. Chainsawpaws gave Silentpaw a grin full of broken teeth, and then walked away. Silentpaw shivered.

"Now I gonna show you how we see! ClanClan is in the Forest of I CAN'T SEE NUTHIN', so we light the elders on fire so ClanClan has light!

Starstar motioned to where an elder was walking around, unbeknownst to the fact that her tail was on fire. Silentpaw's face expressed pure horror.

"Now, let's go see Leafface! She gardens yucky veggies for Chainsawpaws. We are going near plants now, so watch out for Bumble Ouchies!"

Starstar showed Silentpaw where Leafface was gardening. Silentpaw watched as Leafface dumped twoleg cleaning materials onto the plants.

"Look Starstar! They're DYING with joy!"

"As always girl!"

Silentpaw caught Leafface blushing as they walked away. A strange cat then approached Starstar and Silentpaw. He had three eyes.

"Oh hey Threeeyes! Why don't ya introduce yourself to our visitor!

Threeeyes approached Silentpaw.

"Hey there! I'm Threeeyes! Meet my apprentice, Fourpaw!

"I'm Fourpaw for now, but my Warrior name's gonna be Foureyes!"

"Also meet my mate! Five eyes! There's my kits, Sixkit and Twokit (A disgrace to the family), And my grandma! Eightminusoneeyes!"

"I lost an eye in battle!"

So the day basically went on and on like this, Starstar showing Silentpaw different clan cats, and by the time the whole clan was done, the moon was out and Silverpelt was stretched across the sky. Silentpaw wasn't sure if he had taken a clan tour or was back from the circus. Either way, he was exhausted. Silentpaw headed for the apprentices' den, but was stopped by Starstar.

"All guests get to sleep in Chainsawpaws' den!"

Silentpaw glanced over to Chainsawpaws, who quickly hid some barbecue sauce behind his back. Silentpaw gave Starstar a scared look.

"Okay fine. I know how scary Chainsawpaws is. You can sleep in apprentice den."

Silentpaw gratefully nestled down in an empty bed next to Twohundredthirtyfourpaw and Pawpaw. But one burning question kept him awake. Where was Darkpaw?