III.
"Hey... So glad you could make it."
"Hey... nice to see you again."
That's what Mercedes had been reciting at least 300 times as she opened her door for her guests to come in. She was honestly getting fed up of opening the door for a bunch of people... she seriously didn't remember inviting third of those people to her party and she was pretty sure that she didn't know about two thirds of them.
Most of the New Directions were there. They were in her basement along with a few of her other close friends, they were having a slightly more personal/ private party down there. She trusted that her sister would make sure that nothing crazy happened upstairs whilst she was gone.
Surprisingly most of the couples that were together during high school were still going strong, all except Finn and Rachel. They ended almost immediately after high school did, with Finn finally coming to his senses and deciding that Rachel's brand of cray- cray was something that he didn't want to get himself involved with. He was currently dating a Swedish model who he met during one of his away games in Hawaii. Finn was a professional football player, as was Puck. Mike and Brittany owned dance studios all over the country, but they taught personally at their New York Studio in order to be close to theire respective girlfriends.
She was just waiting on Sam to get there. She knew he'd be late because she told him so but it had been over an hour and she was beginning to get worried. Mercedes waited by her door with her back pressed up her wall in her stilettos. She was beginning to go through all the possible worst cases scenarios in her mind when the door bell rang. She let a sigh or relief before opening the door. Sam took one look at her face and laughed.
"What worst case scenario were you on now?"
"I was floating between car crash and alien invasion"
"Mercedes... what am I going to do with you?"
"Dunno, no lets going. The New Directions are already in the basement."
"Oh gosh this sounds like the Rachel Berry Train Wreck Extravaganza 2.0"
"Hahaha" Mercedes said dryly "Now get your fine white ass down there. We're late as it is"
"Yes Ma'am" Sam said, giving Mercedes a mock salute.
When they got down there they were met with a chorus of "Sams" and "Evans" and a few "About time's" and from Santana. "What took you so long Trouty? Planning new ways to seduce your best friend."
"Fuck you Santana"
"Not today Lisa Rinna. As awesome as your tree trunk of a dick is, it's not enough to turn me straight and get me away from my sweet lady kisses"
"hahaha..."
"Okay, now that my bro's here. LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" Puck who was acting like the DJ called. Ironically 'Like a G6 by Far East Movement started to play. Everyone chuckled, remembering the party in high school, but still made their way out to dance.
"Let's play Spin the Bottle" Sam said once the song had finished, Everyone groaned. "Not again"
Sam put his hands up in surrender. "But if the bottle lands on you you get a dare and you have to take a shot if you skip your dare."
Everyone cheered, liking where this was going.
"Sammy goes first." said Sam he had a mischievous glint in his eye.
"Round and round the bottle goes, where it stops nobody knows" Mercedes sang with the same glint in her eye.
Everyone was watching the bottle intently now, from the way they were looking they were in cahoots on this dare.
Puck released a sigh of relief when the bottle stopped on Finn, it was a close call, it could have easily landed on him but just missed him narrowly.
"Finn, I dare you to wear a bra, stuffed with pudding for the rest of the night."
"What?!" Sam smiled evilly at Mercedes who went upstairs to get the things required for the dare, since she was already tipsy this took some time.
She held up a hot pink frilly bra, it was hideously girly. Mercedes also came back with a guess was pudding, and it smelled like it was tapioca. Yuck.
I see there are going to be some extreme dares done tonight.
"Are you serious dude"
"Hey if you wanna be a pansy just take the drink" Sam said
"Will one of you girls help me get this thing on?" Finn huffed
"No figure it out yourself." Mercedes laughed.
Finn took the bra and studied it for a moment. Seeing him trying to put it on was comical first the hooks weren't lined up then he put it on backwards, followed by inside out finally he huffed and hooked the eyes first then pulled it over his head like a T-shirt.
"Wow! I never thought to put it on that way." Quinn laughed.
Mercedes put the balloons in the cups. To say he looked uncomfortable was and understatement.
"How do you women wear these things?" Finn complained
"With much difficulty." Mercedes answered.
"Yes they can be very uncomfortable. It's the first thing I take off when I'm alone." Tina chimed in
"Yeah, I see why." Finn grumbled as he reached for the bottle and spun it.
Everyone once again held their breath as it slowed. It landed on Quinn.
"Oh God no..."
Finn was thinking of one when the song Lollipop by Lil Wayne came on. Finn looked as if a light bulb went of in his head, before his expression turned to a devious one.
"Quinn, I dare you to let Puck lick you ever time he says lick in this song it has to be in a different spot each time."
"Oh that's just gross. I don't know where his mouth has been." She grumped.
"Well you could always just take the drink." Finn teased.
"I'm not a punk it's just disgusting." She said before pushing her Chair away from the table to give Puck more room.
Finn restarted the song.
Ow... Uh huh, No Homo (Young Moola Baby)I say he so sweet make her wanna lick
He licked her finger as she cringed
the wrapperSo I let her lick the Rapper
He licked her wrist. She squealed
Sh Sh-She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
Sh Sh-She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
She, She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
He licked her forearm, elbow arm, and shoulder. Quinn ooked miserable as she squirmed, Sam was trying to keep count I guess he and Mike had a bet on how many times she would get licked.
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
And you know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
And you know I like to touch ya lovely lady lumps
[Verse 1: Lil Wayne]
Yea, Okay, lil mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair down her back like mine
I make her feel right, when it's wrong like lyin'
Man, she ain't never had a love like mine
But man I ain't never seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth had me loss for words
Told her back it up like berp berp
And make that ass jump like jerp, jerp
And that's when she, Sh-Sh-She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)(oh yeah I like that)
Sh-She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(I like that)Sh-Sh-She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
(I like that)Sh-She lick me like a lollipop (lollipop)
He licked her neck cheek and forehead.
As the song continued he licked her several times each time she cringed squirmed and squealed. She was literally covered in spit. He licked her by Sam's count at least 20 times.
"Gosh... 'Cedes can I use your shower, I don't want to be covered in spit the whole night" Quinn asked
"Sure"
Quinn came back soon enough dressed in some of her spare clothes that Mercedes hadn't yet bothered to throw away. She spun the bottle and it landed on Sam.
"I dare you to let Brittany paint your finger-nails."
"UGHH fuck... what colour?"
"Pink of course." She said, handing Brittany the polish that she had swiped from the bathroom on her way out.
Brittany made quick work of it. When she finished He spun the bottle and it landed on Puck.
"Shit. Alright let me have it Sam."
"Puck since your always telling someone to kiss your ass I want you to kiss Mike's."
"Aww man"
"Pucker up Puckerman." Mike said as he lowered his pants. Puck pecked it, and scrunched his face, and mocked gagging.
Puck took the bottle and spun it. It seems that Mercedes' luck finally ran out this time as the bottle landed on her.
Puck didn't say anything as he went upstairs to the kitchen he came back with a can of whip cream.
He then walked over to Sam, practically teared his shirt in two and sprayed it on his chest. Mercedes eyes widened.
"Mercedes I dare you to eat the whip cream off of Sam's chest."
"Fuck! Okay then" Mercedes said, tipsly and skipped happily over to Sam. She slowly licked once, twice, three times. Swirling her tongue around his sensitive nipples. She made sure to make it last as long as she possibly could, wanting to give Sam a reminder of the night they shared a few days ago.
Things were getting a bit heated when Artie shouted
"Hell NO! We all know what you crazy fools be doing in your own time but we do not need to see that shit now! Lets go Skinny dipping!" he said
Everyone cheered in response and Puck lifted up Artie from his wheel chair and ran up Mercedes' basment stairs in order to get up to the pool.
IV.
"You all know why I've called you here."
"Yes, to put and end to the FWBs"
"Operation Samcedes."
"Sam and Mercedes..."
"To feed unicorns"
Everyone stopped and stared at Brittany.
"What?!" Brittany only smiled in response, so everyone shifted their stare to Santana.
"That's the only way I could get her to come." Santana said
Everyone nodded in understanding and sympathy. Not many people could stand Brittany's unique sense of intelligence, so it was a wonder why the crabby, impatient latina could tolerate her all the time.
"Britts" Santana soothed, turning her attention to her ditzy, blonde girlfriend. "There aren't any unicorns here"
"But you said..."
"I know Britts, but I really needed your help so I kinda told you about the whole feeding unicorns thing so you would come. Sorry."
"So there aren't any unicorns... that's okay I guess. But do I still get lady kisses after this. Because I will be really upset if you were lying about that part" Brittany said.
Everyone snickered. And gave the couple judging looks, and looks that quite frankly said, 'seriously? lady kisses'
"What? Don't act like your all virgins. Just yesterday I caught Lady Hummel and Winkle Twin fucking in the supply closet at work"
Blaine blushed and Kurt rolled his eyes.
Brittany sneezed.
"Bless You hun." Santana said rubbing here back.
"Thanks Tana" Brittany said smiling lovingly at her girlfriend.
"Awwww..." Blaine, Kurt, Tina and Quinn cooed mockingly.
"Shut up again. You guys, for starters Winkle Twins you can't talk and Mrs. Cohen Chang-Chang you definitely can't talk and you Miss. Fabray don't think that I didn't see you dry humping Puck at the end of 'Cedes party."
Quinn blushed.
"I thoughts so... Now can we please talk about the task at hand."
"I think that we should forget it." Brittany said.
"What do you mean?" asked Quinn
"I think that we should let the unicorn Gods do their thing, if Sammy and 'Cedes are meant to be together then hooray! Rainbows all around but if they aren't then that's fine" Brittany said, sneezing at the end of her sentence
There was silence...
"I agree.." Santana spoke up after a while"
"What?! Weren't you the one who was all for setting them up like two seconds ago" Tina said.
"Yeah I know but I think I've learned my lesson since trying to set Rory and Sugar up during senior year."
Everyone grimaced at the memory. "Glad you've come to your senses Tana, I would hate to have to bail Mercedes out of jail for killing you if this plan went wrong" Blaine said.
Brittany sneezed again.
"Britts, are you okay?" Santana asked, worried.
"I'm fine, I think I just forgot my hay-fever tablets at 'Cedes house"
"Do you want me to run over and get them?"
"Nah, I'm fine. I'll get them on my way to work" Brittany said, getting up from her seat.
"I'll see you guys later?" She said giving everyone a hug and her girlfriend a lingering kiss on the cheek.
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