Woohoo, I decided to add another chapter to this fic cuz I was bored…Go
me!!!
Disclaimer: * starts to sing really badly * I don't own DBZ, so please oh please don't sue me!! Oh yeah, don't sue me * gets really in to song and doesn't notice everyone leaving * * Cell flies in and kicks me off my chair * Me: Oww hey, what was that for Cell: Everyone left because your singing sucks * Looks to where everyone should be and see seals with hearts instead of eyes * Me: woah, was my singing that bad? Cell: yes it was, it sounded like a seal's mating call * flies off * Me: hehe, oops!
Zarbon has finished taking pictures and is now making the magazine.
"Zarbon, what should we call our magazine?"
"Hmm, how about Play Alien."
" That sounds wonderful!"
Zarbon continues working on 'Play Alien'. He soon finishes and has boxes full of magazines.
"I think we should leave a magazine in everyone's quarters and head of to some planets to sell them Lord Frieza.
"Hmm, yes good idea Zarbon."
They go around and leave a magazine in everyone's rooms, then head off to the first victim…umm I mean planet.
Meanwhile
Vegeta and Nappa are training after a week of no sleep because every time they closed their eyes they would see Frieza naked.
"I think we should head back to our rooms."
"Of course Prince Vegeta."
Vegeta and Nappa walk back to their rooms and go inside. Vegeta notices something on his bed and picks it up. Vegeta drops the magazine and begins to scream. Nappa hears this and comes running in the room.
"Prince Vegeta what's wrong?"
Vegeta curls up in a ball and begins to cry and scream. He points a shaking finger at the magazine. Nappa picks it up and his eyes bulge out of his head. On the cover of 'Play Alien' is a picture of a naked Frieza. Nappa drops on his knees and blows the magazine to smithereens.
"I finally got that fucking picture out of my head and now it's back!"
"It's like a nightmare! That bastard will pay for this!"
They both sit on the floor crying and screams from everyone on the ship can be heard.
Back to Frieza and Zarbon…
"Hmm, I wonder if everyone likes our magazine."
"I'm sure everyone loves it My Lord."
Frieza and Zarbon take a 2-person ship to deliver 'Play Alien' to distant planets.
"Where are we headed, Lord Frieza?"
"It's a place called Earth."(a/n: omg, they're bringing that shit here, go back, go back!)
A couple of hours later Frieza and Zarbon land on Earth and fly to New York. They walk to a street corner and set up a stand. A bunch of people walk by and look like their going to throw up.
"Hmm, I don't think they like it very much."
"Well Zarbon, we'll have to make them buy it."
Zarbon grabbed the man that walked by and formed a ki ball.
"Buy this magazine, or I'll kill you!"
"Uh, sure, please don't hurt me!"
The man paid for the magazine and ran away as fast as he could. Zarbon did this to everyone walking by and soon sold out of magazines. They went off to the next planet and did the same. Finally they were all sold out.
"Hmm, well we sold all of the magazines, what should we do now Zarbon?"
"Perhaps we could make porn movies My Lord."
"Yes, that sound interesting."
Disclaimer: * starts to sing really badly * I don't own DBZ, so please oh please don't sue me!! Oh yeah, don't sue me * gets really in to song and doesn't notice everyone leaving * * Cell flies in and kicks me off my chair * Me: Oww hey, what was that for Cell: Everyone left because your singing sucks * Looks to where everyone should be and see seals with hearts instead of eyes * Me: woah, was my singing that bad? Cell: yes it was, it sounded like a seal's mating call * flies off * Me: hehe, oops!
Zarbon has finished taking pictures and is now making the magazine.
"Zarbon, what should we call our magazine?"
"Hmm, how about Play Alien."
" That sounds wonderful!"
Zarbon continues working on 'Play Alien'. He soon finishes and has boxes full of magazines.
"I think we should leave a magazine in everyone's quarters and head of to some planets to sell them Lord Frieza.
"Hmm, yes good idea Zarbon."
They go around and leave a magazine in everyone's rooms, then head off to the first victim…umm I mean planet.
Meanwhile
Vegeta and Nappa are training after a week of no sleep because every time they closed their eyes they would see Frieza naked.
"I think we should head back to our rooms."
"Of course Prince Vegeta."
Vegeta and Nappa walk back to their rooms and go inside. Vegeta notices something on his bed and picks it up. Vegeta drops the magazine and begins to scream. Nappa hears this and comes running in the room.
"Prince Vegeta what's wrong?"
Vegeta curls up in a ball and begins to cry and scream. He points a shaking finger at the magazine. Nappa picks it up and his eyes bulge out of his head. On the cover of 'Play Alien' is a picture of a naked Frieza. Nappa drops on his knees and blows the magazine to smithereens.
"I finally got that fucking picture out of my head and now it's back!"
"It's like a nightmare! That bastard will pay for this!"
They both sit on the floor crying and screams from everyone on the ship can be heard.
Back to Frieza and Zarbon…
"Hmm, I wonder if everyone likes our magazine."
"I'm sure everyone loves it My Lord."
Frieza and Zarbon take a 2-person ship to deliver 'Play Alien' to distant planets.
"Where are we headed, Lord Frieza?"
"It's a place called Earth."(a/n: omg, they're bringing that shit here, go back, go back!)
A couple of hours later Frieza and Zarbon land on Earth and fly to New York. They walk to a street corner and set up a stand. A bunch of people walk by and look like their going to throw up.
"Hmm, I don't think they like it very much."
"Well Zarbon, we'll have to make them buy it."
Zarbon grabbed the man that walked by and formed a ki ball.
"Buy this magazine, or I'll kill you!"
"Uh, sure, please don't hurt me!"
The man paid for the magazine and ran away as fast as he could. Zarbon did this to everyone walking by and soon sold out of magazines. They went off to the next planet and did the same. Finally they were all sold out.
"Hmm, well we sold all of the magazines, what should we do now Zarbon?"
"Perhaps we could make porn movies My Lord."
"Yes, that sound interesting."