Melobi: Hello again, even though I have no business of being on this chapter. FourKins and I are doing the same old you-write-this-chapter-and-I-write-the-next routine. This chapter was written by FourKins and I will be writing the next one. Preview at the end!
FourKins: Dun dun duuuunnnn! Stick with me! I tend to be long winded :P Take good care of us~! Oh! Mew is going to make a special appearance so look out for it~!
Melobi: Also, special thanks to Anthony Rienzo, , and supersexyghotmew95 for reviewing. Now for the disclaimer. (Takes in a deep breath) We don't own Pokemon. (Runs off blubbering like an idiot because said idiot was depressed that she doesn't own Pokemon) (Voice: *cough* Loser *cough*)
FourKins: Now pay attention to me~! This is Chapter 1: The Catch!
"Did you see that Voltie!" yells Luna- I mean Ash as she points to the dent she have made.
"Pi pik pichu~!" yawns Voltie.
"Oi! Are you even watching!" yells Ash.
"Pichu pi!" yells Voltie as it gets up.
"Don't just say things! Watch! Watch!" yells Ash.
"PICHU!" Voltie cries as it uses thunder shock. After Voltie is finished with it's little tantrum, Ash just looks at it then sprays water on it.
"Bad," says Ash with a serious face.
"Pi..chu" whines Voltie with teary eyes.
"Be strong," says Ash as she is also about to cry. They both start to stare at each other, trying not to shed tears; however are still on the brink of crying.
Then Ash pulled away, losing the battle. "MAN! You're just too good," sniffles Ash as she looks up and cries.
"What are you doing?" asks a young boy as he walks towards her. Ash looks the boy up and down, judging him.
"Not worth it," says Ash as she sticks her nose in the air.
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" yells the boy, offended.
"Not. Good. Enough. For. Me," says Ash with a giggle. "Just kidding. But if you want, you can follow me around."
The boy looks mad at first then a wicked smile grows on his face. "Sure, if my brother can come."
Another, identical boy steps out from behind him. "And if my brother also?" asks the brother.
More and more identical boys step out till there is a sea of identical faces. Voltie's eyes grow big as all the color from his face vanishes and he faints. All the guys just smirk at the fallen Pichu and looks up at Ash. Ash looks shocked at first, then a giant grin grows on her face as she laughs.
"Will all of you be joining me as I become the world famous champion?" says Ash with an energetic laugh.
"W-what?" asks one of the boys.
"You're not scared?" asks another.
"What's wrong with you?!" grumbles another one.
"The more the merrier," says Ash with a big smile.
"What an abnormality," mutters another.
"What a stupid girl," says another.
"I'll show you stupid!" yells Ash.
"Pi..." freezes Voltie. Girl? "Pi pichu pi! Pi pipipi pichu pichu!"
"Found your weakness," laughs the boy, getting interested in the conversation again.
"What's the matter Voltie?" asks Ash.
"Pichu!" yells Voltie.
"That's you're secret stupid," says a boy.
"You're not suppose to be a girl, Lu-na!" says another boy with a smile.
"Oh! OH MY GOSH!" yells Ash. "H-how do you know my i-i-identity?"
"That's. A. Secret!" says another boy.
"You're psychic," says Ash.
"How did you know?!" asks a boy.
"I didn't," laughs Ash as she puts her hands on her hips. "It was a complete and utter guess! But you just confirmed it for me. Thank you!"
"Well aren't you a clever one?" the boy commented with a laugh.
"Of course I am! You're messing with an expert!" says Ash as she flashes the peace sign in front of herself.
"Bet you're not clever enough for the gym leaders," laughs another guy.
"Gym... leaders?" asks Ash with a tilt of her head.
"Pi pichu" mutters Voltie as it shakes it's head as if to say "Out of all the trainers in the world, why this one?"
"There will be no mocking from the help, ok-ay?" says Ash with an attitude. Voltie just thundershocks Ash right there and then. "Yeah, I'll admit," says Ash as she looks around. "I deserved that. Yep, deserved that..."
"How do you not know what the gym leaders are?" asks one of the boys.
"Shut up!" screams Ash, angry. "I'm sheltered!"
"Is that so?" asks one of the boys slowly.
"Shut up and tell me!" yells Ash.
"That's a contradiction," says one of them.
"No one asked you!" yells Ash.
"Did you want us to tell you or not?" asks one of the boys.
"Of course," says Ash with a confident nod of her head.
"The gym leaders are the strongest," says another boy.
"To be anyone in this world, you have to go through them," says another boy.
"So I just have to beat a few people, sounds easy enough," says Ash.
"It's not easy stupid!" yells one of the boys.
"Oh yeah!" yells Ash. "Then I'll prove you wrong!"
"How?" asks another boy.
"Well... you're already following me around, so you can just watch me," shrugs Ash, she then grins really big. "OI! Let's go!"
Ash then picks up Voltie and just starts sprinting.
"Where are you going!" yells the boy.
"What do you mean?" asks Ash.
"The gym's this way," says another boy.
"OKAY!" yells Ash. "Let's do this Voltie!"
"Pi pichu pi!" yells Voltie.
"What do you mean!" yells Ash.
"Pi," says Voltie as it points towards a wild caterpie.
"Catch?" asks Ash.
"Chu!" says Voltie.
"It?" asks Ash.
"Pi pichu pi!" yells Voltie.
"If you say so," says Ash. She takes out a pokeball and throws it. The ball just bounces off of Caterpie and caterpie looks at Ash with watery eyes.
"It missed," says Ash as she runs over to pick up the pokeball.
"Pichu~!" yells Voltie in shock. It runs over to Ash and knocks her away from the pokeball. Voltie then uses it as a stand to lay on.
"Pi pichu pi pi pichu chu chu pichu pi," explains Voltie.
"Right right," says Ash as she looks down at pichu.
"Pi pichu pichu pi…," explains Voltie. *Snore* "PI!"
Voltie looks at a now sleeping Ash as she dozes through the lesson of how to catch a pokemon. This got a thunder shock for her.
"Bad Mr. Volt," mumbles Ash as she falls over and continues to snore.
"Kya kya tapi?" asks the caterpie.
"Pi pichu," explains Voltie to the caterpie. This only makes the caterpie cry.
"What a woose," says one of the boys as the look down at her.
"She couldn't even catch a simple caterpie," says another.
"LAME!" yells a third. Everyone was just so noisy and Voltie couldn't take it anymore. With one big collective thunder shock, he managed to make all the surrounding noise die away.
"Chu~!" squeals Voltie with a happy smile as it falls to the ground also. The flood of boys then disappears to become one pink little ball of fur.
"Myu~" cries the pokemon. Ash looks around as she wakes up.
"Emm.. what's going on?" asks Ash as she sleepily looks around. She then notices something. "CATERPIE!"
"Myu?" asks Mew as she looks over at Ash. What is wrong with this girl?
"I can catch it now, right Voltie?" asks Ash as she picks up the used pokeball.
"PICHU!" yells Voltie.
"Why can't I use this?" whines Ash.
"Pichu!" grumbles Voltie.
"Well I didn't listen to you so there!" says Ash as she sticks out her tongue.
"Pi pichu pi," says Voltie.
"But if I use another pokeball then I'll waste pokeballs!" complains Ash.
"MYU!" yells Mew after being ignored and hating it.
"Hold on! I'll get back to you in a second," says Ash as she holds up a finger and looks at the used pokeball. She then threw it at Mew, but it also just bounced off.
"Oh... I understand," says Ash as she freezes in her throwing position. "It's defective."
"Pi pi," sighs Voltie. Why her?
"Yes! I'm going to catch you Mr. Bug!" yells Ash as she takes out another pokeball and throws it at Caterpie.
"TAPI!" squeals Caterpie as the ball catches it and rocks back and forth a little.
"Yes!" yells Ash. "Mr. Bug has been caught~!
"Pichuuu~" whines Voltie as it falls back yet again, not wanting to deal with this. I'm exhausted.
"Myu! My myu myu ma!" says Mew with puffed cheeks.
"Right right," says Ash as she waves her hand, not noticing Mew and paying close attention to Mr. Bug's pokeball.
"Myu," sniffles Mew. Notice me!
"Pichu," says Voltie as it pets Mew on the head. This is normal.
"Myu myu," sniffles Mew. Really?
"Pi~!" squeals Voltie with a smile. Yeah~!
"Oi! Voltie! Let's go," says Ash.
"Pichu?" asks Voltie, disgusted. "Pi pichu pi pi chu chu pichu!"
"Come on! Let's just leave, there's a town close, it's only a day's walk~! OI! LET'S GO~!" yells Ash energetically as she starts to run ahead.
"Pi~" whines Voltie, already exhausted. Mew just snickers as it watches these two beings go on their adventure. What an interesting pair. What will happen next with them? Mew then turns invisible so that it could follow them incognito.
Melobi: Hi again, time for the preview.
Wait, isn't that Blue?! Ash realized and immediately darted behind a pole. Why is he here?
The mew in disguise saw this and grinned evilly. He turned and make a beeline for Blue.
"Bru-bru! What are you doing?" Ash whispered furiously, using the nickname she made for him.
Why is Bru-bru heading towards Blue?! Doesn't he know that Blue is a close friend of my brother?!
Bru-bru greeted the teen and they engaged in a conversation. Ash was too far away to hear anything.
...Why are they looking over here? And why are they heading towards me? Bru-bru what did you do?!