And sorry for not updating sooner! Okay I had a three reviews but this one came first So yeah this chapter is dedicated to MJAlikat! So yeah MJ! Keep trying people!

So here we are drunk Bella!

Em pov.

"Bye Rosie! Bye my other peeps!" I called out to the rest of the family. They are going hunting so Jazz and I are going to watch Belly! () "come on Jazz we have to go pick up Bella!" "Coming!" Jazz called coming down the stairs pulling a black t-shirt on.

Once he got down we jumped into my jeep and drove to Belly's.

"We should come back later she is obviously still sleeping" Jasper whispered pointing to her house which still had the lights off. " Naw just follow me!" I said pulling him up the side of the house. I jumped into her window and onto her bed.

"Emmett what .." Jazz whispered before I cut him off.

"start jumping." "wha?" "just jump" "okay" he answered shrugging, and we both started jumping.

B pov.

I was dreaming that I was on a trampoline. I wasn't jumping but someone was making me bounce. It was weird. Next thing I knew someone started calling me. It sounded like Emmett and Jasper. "Bellsie" "Bellsie" "BELLSIE!!!!" They called out.

I opened my eyes to see Emmett and Jasper bouncing on my bed! "What do you two think you are doing?!" I yelled pushing them off my bed. I know I am a human but don't make me mad in the morning. Matter of fact don't mess with me at all in the morning. I am NOT a morning person…at all.

Jasper looked clueless but also like he was having fun, still bouncing on my bed and Emmett looked like he was having a blast. He also had a mischievous grin.

What are those two up to this time?

"Well… everyone went hunting and we were assigned to baby sit you!" Emmett exclaimed. "Okay well let me have a human moment and I will go eat and then we can go." I said walking away. "Okay we will be in the kitchen." Emmett called after me and then looked at Jasper and his grin got even wider. He started whispering to him and Jasper got a grin too.

I don't want to know what those two are up too. I don't even want to know.

After I finished taking a shower I quickly brushed through my hair putting it in a pony tail then I threw on a light blue shirt that said bite me with a smiley winking at you that had vampire teeth and a pair of light wash jeans, black converse with flowers and diamonds and a silver necklace with a heart dangling from it and a bracelet with a whole bunch of bangles hooked together.(A.N outfit on profile)

As you can tell Alice had totally redone my closet.

As I was pulling on my bracelet I smelled something burning. I ran down stairs to see Emmett and Jasper covered with flour and eggs.

"what are you guys doing!" I yelled turning off the stove. "Well we thought we could make you some pancakes." Jasper and Emmett stated simply.

You guys clean this up and I by the time I get back I want this kitchen to be spotless!" I yelled walking up the stairs. I turned the computer on and while it was loading I would brush my teeth. As I was rinsing out my mouth I heard the computer ding saying that it was finished loading. I spit out the water and walked over to it to check my E-mails.

I had two. one from mom and one from Angela.

Mom's said

Bella,

Why haven't you been e-mailing me!

Any way today Phil and I went scuba diving and we saw many beautiful things. You should have been there! So how's Edward and your relationship going? Tell him I said hi.

Love,

Mom

I quickly Emailed her back saying,

Mom,

No need to get hasty, sorry I haven't e-mailed you lately I have been busy.

Our relationship has been good. I will tell him you said hi.

Love,

Bella

I decided that I would get back to Angela later.

When I got down stairs everything was intact so I turned to the two goof balls and said "Okay what are we doing today?" "Well lets go to our house and play guitar hero!" Emmett yelled bouncing. Jasper and I both just shrugged our shoulders and got into Emmett's jeep.

When we got to the Cullen mansion my phone started ringing. I looked at the caller ID and saw that it was Angela. "Hey guys I am going to go to Edward's room so I can take this call" I said walking into the house.

Em. pov.

As soon as Bella got up the stairs I got out a cook book and looked for a recipe for cookies. "Em, what are you doing?" Jasper asked cautiously. "Well since we ruined Belly's breakfast I am going to make her cookies." I stated closing the book there where no cookie recipes in there so I guess I will have to go old school. "Whatever." Jasper mumbled walking out of the kitchen.

Hmm, what do humans like? Oh! I know! I should get Bella drunk/ sugar highed. I grabbed a bowl and put in 7 eggs. what else? Uh.. Oh! I put in a whole bag of sugar, then I found some flour and put half a bag of it in there, then 10 bags of chocolate chips and some hmm what else uh…look vodka! I poured in 3 bottles of vodka. Beer! I put in 12 cans of beer then a bottle of wine and 3 bottles of captain Morgan. Where did I put that candy stash I stole from that little 10 year old? I put 16 jolly ranchers, 12 Mr. good bars, 16 crunch bars, 14 bags of mms, 12 boxes of milk duds, 13 bags of skittles, 12 Twix bars, 17 Kit Kat bars, and 19 bags of whoppers on a cutting board and smashed then with a smashy, sticky, thingy and poured it into the bowl.

Now the last touches I ran to Carlisle's medicine cabinet and grabbed every thing that didn't say something about sleeping and smashed it and put that in the bowl. Oh! This will be FUNNY! I mixed everything together and poured it on a tray and stuck it in the oven for 20 minutes.

When I started pulling the tray out of the oven Bella came down the stairs.

B. pov. Right before she comes down the stairs

"Hey, Angela I have got to go, I'm with Jasper and Emmett and I have a feeling they are going to get into trouble if I don't get to them soon so I am going to see what the two goofballs are up to so I will call you back soon. Bye."

"Bye."

I shut my phone and went down stairs. When I got to the bottom I saw Emmett with a tray of cookies.

"Emmett! I thought I said you can't cook!"

"But Bellsie! I felt sorry for ruining your breakfast so I made you cookies! Try one! Please!!!" he asked with the most innocent face. "Okay…" I said skeptically taking one. It was really good so I ate the whole tray!

Em. pov.

Bella ate the whole tray! She is going to sit down. I wonder how long it is going to take her to get all drunk and sugar high. Oh! Wait she is getting up… "Jazzykinz where is my waffles!" Bella called out stumbling to a drunk looking Jasper. Oh! All of Bella's drunk emotions are getting to Jasper! His is going to be good!

"I don't know Bellsie! But I think the pineapples are dancing!" Jasper called stumbling towards Bella.

"I want to kiss a grape and go to walopazada ,Jazzy! Take me there!" Bella called.

"Okay!" Jasper slurred out grabbing Bella bride style, running into a wall!

"Jasper! I want to go to care a lot and hug a care bare!"

"Oh! We can play with champ!" Jasper slurred out!

Just then a girl from my school walked in. I think her name was MJ.

"Sup guys what you doing?" she asked me looking at Jazz and Bella running around the house calling out random care bear names and hugging random things.

"Well, I made Bella and Jasper cookies that had a whole bunch of alcohol and sugar and now they are both drunk and sugar high." I told her. I couldn't tell her jazz felt Bella's emotions because MJ was a human.

"Oh okay…" she trailed off.

Next thing she knew Bella yelled "Hey look it's sleepy bear!" slurring pointing her arm at MJ.

Bella and Jasper started chasing her around the house and when Jazz caught her ha gave her a big sloppy kiss and let her go.

"WOW!" MJ yelled. "I..I ..I've got to go.." she stumbled out.

She ran out the door and I heard her call her friend and yelled "Jasper freaking Hale kissed me OMG! He is sooo hot!" then she sighed and left.

Well then what to do?

Just then the rest of my family walked into through the door.

"! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!" Bella was pointing at him saying "cute care bear! Mommy can I have him pweeaasse!" she said pointing at Edward and giving me a puppy dog look. I guess she thought I was mom. Hehehe!

"Sure honey you can have it." I said in a sweet girly voice.

She hugged Edward and said "Mommy I can't pick him up!"

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!" uh-oh It looks like I'm in deep doggie doodoo! Oh well!

Ok srry 4 taking so long 2 update!

K time 4 the cookie question.

Who this? What is she talking about? When? Where? Why? What book?

"Get him OUT!" she screamed. "He can't BREATHE! Do it NOW!"

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