The Lone Traveller

Kierans point of view

I woke up I was facing the Sky, my Head ached, it was like I got drop kicked in the Temple. What did I drink last night? Vodka? JD? Andrew style Shots? All I knew was that my head was ready to explode like Hiroshima, and I was also looking towards the sky. I rubbed my eyes and then stopped, I looked at my hands.

"HOLY SHITFUCK BUCKET!" I shouted out while looking at my Hands and leaped to my Feet. I looked round and saw a stream; I ran there and fell in the water. Rubbed my hands in the water vigorously, and the colour on my skin would not fade. I stopped and looked at my reflection.

I saw a Wood Elf with an Elven Bow, and I was wearing Golden Elven armour. There was an Elven Dagger strapped to my ankle. I looked at my face and I saw a scar going all the way down, from my eye brow to the bottom of my left face cheek. I touched it and said out loud

"Fuck I'm in Skyrim!"

I looked around and I saw cliffs, lush fields, the occasional Bandit running at me as Andrew would proberly do if I stole his drumstick, a lush Green Oak forest. Wait one second. Fuck! I ducked and then backwards rolled out the way. The Bandit swing and sliced his Iron Sword, in attempt to hit me. I pulled My Elven Dagger from my Ankle region, and threw it getting a hit in His throat. The blood oozed from the Hole I created. It not only let out his Blood from his artery, it also let out his last breathe as well. I pulled out the dagger from his throat, wiping the blood off my Blade using His Face. There was a Blood Red smear on his cheek; I should really take some honour in what I kill. I heard running and I rolled to my Left, narrowly evading a Great Sword hit. I looked at the Attacker, a huge Orc, and probably 2 times the size of me. I rolled to my Left again, equipped my Bow and loaded an arrow. I pulled it back and fired it, I hit Him in the Left nostril and loaded another arrow and got a direct hit in the Temple. The Orc fell to the Floor dead, which were an instant kill probably painless as well. I looked behind me, and saw a Stone structure with a long set of stairs. Just like the Game, it was a Bandit encampment! I loaded another arrow and saw an Archer, I lined up the Bow pulled back and released. The arrow flew through the Air and then hit. The Archer fell down the stairs; the noise attracted the rest of the Bandits attention. They looked at the Dead body as if it was a complex Math equation, a Woman in Steel plated armour yanked it out. As well as most of his Brain and pointed at me.

The Bandits saw me and most of them charged me, except from the odd Archer and the Woman; she must of been the chief. I loaded my Bow and pulled back and killed another Bandit, I threw the Dagger and killed another Orc but this one was smaller. I quickly moved to the Left and then ducked. The Last Charger swung and weaved with his two axes; I pulled an Arrow out and impaled him with it. I let go and it stood up and the back of his Head, I pulled another Arrow and lined it up and took out the last Archer. I walked toward the chief, she look unfazed from me killing all of Her Bandits. She pulled out Her Sword and ran at me. She soon was in striking distance from me and she went to stab me. I quickly moved to the Left and tripped her over, using my foot. I kicked her Sword away, and kicked her helmet off her. I stood in front of her and looked down, with my Bow pointed at her and Arrow loaded. I pulled back and released. The Arrow was lodged in her forehead; I walked towards the stone building and climbed the steps. After climbing the 20-30 steps I entered the Stone Ruin, and walked to the centre of it, there was a Large Chest and I opened it. There was a heap of gold, there must have had to be 1500-2000. I put I found a rucksack and loaded the gold in with the occasional Apple. I closed the Chest and headed out; I saw in the distance a Town, It was large but not as large as Whiterun. I knew where I was heading now. I looked more carefully; I look at the wooden structures elevated in the Middle of Town. It was Riften, and I know the Thieves Guild is there as well.

Andrew's point of view

I rubbed my eyes and yawned, I was in a building, it was a Tavern. I sat up and got my Head off the Bar, I looked around and saw Alex, he was asleep on a Table; with a couple of flagons next to him. I thought He wasn`t much of a drinker, but once you have Black Briar Mead you can't go back. I looked back at the Wood Elf behind the Bar.

"What day and time is it?" I asked while rubbing my eyes.

"It is Midday and the Day is Morndas, you and your friend there drank a lot last night."

I rubbed my forehead and let out a sound of pain, the dreaded hang over. One of the most excruciating pains known to Man, well Orc kind; Orcs can handle their drink but it takes a hell lot of booze to make an Orc hung over.

"Did I drink this place dry?" I asked while rubbing my forehead more, and yawned yet again.

"Nearly, good thing we have reserves." The Wood Elf replied back, giving a little smirk away.

I rested my Head on the Bar again, and let out primal roar of pain. The Door opened and it had one of those annoying bells at the top, which go 'DING' every time the Door opens. I let out another roar of pain. The Door closed and the Ding happened again. I looked to my side and saw a Wood Elf; he looked at the Elf behind the bar and ordered Mead.

"Do you know how to get to the Thieves Guild?" He asked with a puzzled face. I raised my head and tapped his shoulder. He turned round and looked at me. He tilted his Head back in intimidation.

"What is your Name Wood Elf?" I asked with a deep voice and squinted at him. He hesitated and did that annoying 'ERRR' thing.

"Brian." He replied after a 5 second 'ERRR'

"No it`s not, I recognise that voice anywhere. You are the Elf that owes me 10000 Gold." I said after looking him directly in the Eyes, after I mention 10000, His Eyes opened as wide as they could.

"Ah I`m kidding you, I know those facial features and that voice. Did you not notice me?" I explained relieving him of any sign of debt and then asked him. He looked carefully, after 10 seconds his Eyes opened wide again. He looked more surprised than a 10 Year old, getting a copy of C.O.D.

"Andrew?" He replied turning his Head slightly Left and squinted a bit.

"In the flesh Baby." I replied and he hugged Me, I looked down on Him with a, what you doing Face.

He let go and took a swig of His Mead, which just arrived. He wiped his mouth and asked.

"Where is the boy?"

"Look at the table next to us." I replied pointing at it and rubbing my forehead again.

"Alex!" I yelled which hurt me more than Him.

"heyapffffff" He replied still face down on the table. Kieran just chuckled and I attempted to get up. I stood and then it all failed I fell and hit the floor, which made Alex jump to his feet swinging his knife everywhere.

"Drunkard" I said while face down with a enormous hangover, I felt like a hypocrite but I felt ok as I was an Orc. I turned over on my back and asked Kieran.

"Where are we?"

"Riften" Kieran replied with a puzzled look on his face, but showed some reassurance as I was hung over.

"Alex, we were in Solitude just yesterday how did we get to Riften?" I asked scratching the top of my head, and also having a mind fucked expression on my face as well.

"You haven't been here for a Day, you two have been here for about 4 or 5 days now. The only reason we haven't kicked you out, is that you keep giving us Money." The Bar keeper replied back solving our problem.

"Alex, we need to get to that Fort, Hraggstag or whatever it's called." I said as Kieran helped me up, and we headed out the door with Alex following us. Kieran looked straight at me; all he saw was a drunken mess.

"Why didn't you tell me, you was getting hammered?" Kieran asked and had a confused look on his Face.

"Hmm let me think, well we are in Skyrim. I'm not going to get my Phone out am I; also we didn't even know you were in the Universe with us." I explained with a 'you got to be kidding' look on my face with a hint of face palm on the edges.

"Harsh but true." Kieran replied back letting out a slight chuckle.

3 Days Later

I looked at the Fort, Kieran and Alex by my side. Also, a Dozen Imperial Legion Grunts behind us. I precisely looked at the Fort entrance and the Wall. It wasn't like most Forts, no crenellations or a Port Cullas. Or even a Gate for a matter of fact; there were a few Guards on the snowy Walls. I looked at Kieran and nodded, he drew 3 arrows out His Quiver. He put them on his Bow and aimed and angled the Bow, and pulled. He breathed in, shut one eye and released the String. After 5 seconds all the Guards fell. I unsheathed My Battle Axe, and rose in the air with one Hand. I let out a primal Orc Roar; it felt right letting out the roar, it felt like I had been a Orc for my entire life. After I roared I started to run to the Entrance, 5 Guards came out the Fort and blocked the entrance. I wasn't going to let a few tiny Nords stand in my way. As soon I was in striking distance I swung with both Hands. I killed 3 and the other 2 fell to the Floor. One holding his Chest while Blood spirited out, and the other was trying to get up. I entered the Fort and I looked behind me, Alex jumped at the last Guard in the entrance. He plunged his Steel Daggers into his the Guards throat. I turned back around and faced forward, suddenly a Arrow skimmed past my left ear slightly grazing it, and then hit a Guard who was about to decapitate me. I raised my Hand and put thumbs up, knowing it was Kieran; and to show my thanks. I continued to charge into the courtyard. More Guards came out of the Fort building entrance, they ran at me and I swung my Battle Axe again killing 2 this time. But all but one was standing, he swung his sword and I side stepped to the Left, quickly sheathed my Axe, and punched him in the Ribs. I wrapped my arm round his neck and repeatedly kneed him in the stomach, I caught a glimpse of a Archer of the Tower and spinned around. I ducked but maintained my grip on the Bandit, and One Arrow hit him in the Heart area. The Archer fell off the Tower, Kieran probably got him. All the Bandits in the Courtyard were dead; we regrouped and walked to the Doors.

"Would you knock on the Door Andrew?" Kieran asked in an old English accent.

"Certainly." I replied backwards as Alex chuckled. I clicked my Neck and my knuckles; I raised my Hand but then, kicked the Door of its hinges with my awesome Orc strength. I could get used to this.

We stormed the Room trampling over a Bandit, who was killed by Alex, who plunged his Dagger in his Skull. Two Bandits rushed us; Kieran Sparta kicked one to the floor, and fired an Arrow into Head. The last one looked at me. He gestured a cut throat with his Hand and Thumb.

"Leave him, this one is myn." I said holding my Hand out stopping Alex. I equipped my Battle Axe, I raised my eyebrows and he charged me. He charged and swung but I evaded him and pushed him with my Right foot to the floor. I stamped on his Left Hand releasing his Sword. I put my Right Foot, on his other Hand. I raised my Battle Axe "Any last Words?" No answer just a smirk of hatred. I swung my Axe and plunged it into his Head, the Axe went through his Head, I put my Right foot on his Head and yanked the Axe out. I turned round and walked to the next Hallway, we walked down the 5 stairs and we was in another room. I Kicked open the next Door, and swung my Axe hitting the Bandit leader and she fell into the Coal Fire. I put my Left foot on her head, keeping it in the Fire. I felt like the Mountain from G.O.T putting his Brothers Head in the Fire. (A.K.A The Hound) She stopped letting out screams of pain and stopped moving. I took my Foot of Her Head and looked at Alex and Kieran, both in combat, but slaughtering the Bandits. Alex kneed his opponent in the Stomach and viciously slit the Bandit throat, while Kieran went for straight kills. Dagger to the Heart, and his opponent fell. More Imperial Legion grunts arrived and looked at me; they saluted and waited for orders.

"Guys, you don't have to waste all your time, doing that crappy saluting thing. Head down the Hall and kill any remaining Bandits. Burn the bodies, occupy the Fort and wait for Imperial Legion reinforcements." I said explaining their instructions. They nodded and headed down the Hall. I looked at Alex and Kieran.

"We've won; let's head back to Solitude, gagging for some Mead." I said and they both smiled. Alex looked at the Leader, Her head still in the Fire.

"See you did a Game of Throne, Mountain thing." Alex replied as Kieran looked puzzled, as he didn't watch much of G.O.T.

AN: Second Chapter, guess it isn't a one shot now, going to be neglecting, my Star Wars fic, so I'm going to update this fic more often than the Star Wars one. Don't forget to check out dragonist97. He is doing an awesome Transformers fic, and also check out BioticStories, he has two awesome Mass Effect Fics. Special thanks to my Beta Reader comicbookgirl.001, she does some spectacular beta reading, R&R please.

Peace.