This story is already in a community! That's a first for any of my stories! XD here you go! Sorry for it being… 2 day late? geez. I really need to stop procrastinating (don't expect it to stop)
The girls were walking through the streets of New York… just wondering around. Until the question was asked.
"So where are we going?" Haille asked Laura who was still leading the group.
Laura responded with her short and blunt answer, "Sightseeing. Texas is too far, I don't wanna walk."
Miki jumped in place with a grin, "so we're going to go to the empire state building right? I've never been there! And the statue of liberty? I've never been there either! Wait a minute. I've never been to new York in general!"
Laura kept leading the group till Sydney spoke up, "have you ever been to new York before, Laura?"
"No."
Sydney gave Laura a weird look and asked, "Then how do you know where we're going?"
"You can see it," Laura said as she pointed to the empire state building… huh, so she could see it. glad to know she doesn't have magical powers. Imagine that ass kicker wielding magic? She would rule the world and make everyone her slaves. But anyways Laura led the girls through the streets to the empire state building. When they went through the doors they saw the countries (more like wicked cosplayers) standing in the lobby arguing. Laura grabbed all of the girl's hands and walked RIGHT BY THEM to the elevator! And they didn't notice them AT ALL! Once they got inside the elevator, Laura waited for the doors to start closing before she shouted at them (first time ever! Not really -_-).
"BYE IGGY BROWS!"
And trust me; the girls were all waving with grins on their faces as the doors closed. One the doors closed and they began to go up they were laughing their butts off. The countries faces were all hysterical mixes of "what are they doing here?", "how did they get here", "how the hell did they walk by us without us noticing", and the classic "holly shit dudes". So far New York was looking pretty fun. Now the question is if they can escape the countries. This was going to be a fun game of cat and mouse. Only question is who are the cats? And who are the mice?
The girls made it to the top floor and looked at the view. Laura pulled 50 cents from her pocket and looked out through one of the telescopes. Laura kept looking even when there was a tap on her shoulder. Did Laura look away, or respond? No.
Sydney spoke, "Laura, this game of hide and seek is a lot of fun. But we've been found."
Laura still didn't react. At all. Everyone was just staring at her for about 30 seconds before her telescope made a clicking sound and Laura couldn't see out of it anymore. Laura pulled back and looked to see herself and the other girls were surrounded by countries. Miki looked ready for a fight, while Haille was being held still by Prussia, and Australia had Sydney's wrists keeping her unrealistically still… pressure points. The only one's not being touched by a country are Miki and Laura.
America took a step forward, and said, "there's no way you can escape now! Ah Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!"
Laura took that as a challenge and quickly climbed and tossed herself in a flip over the spikes of the fence. Laura was sitting on the top of the fence, looking ready to go at any minute.
Miki glared at the countries and shouted at them, "Now look at what you've done! You've gone and upset our psycho! Congrats! You're all officially idiots!"
Haille grinned and said, "Okay Laura, very funny. Now try not to kill yourself. I don't want to have to see that mess."
"Okay," Laura responded looking down at new York.
England then began shouting, "what the bloody hell?! You all act as if she does thing like this on a regular basis!"
Laura gave a slightest hint of smile as she said, "I like heights."
America began laughing at England's shocked/horrified face.
Laura seemed to be getting annoyed with the stalling and asked, "what bigger mess were you talking about before?"
America stopped laughing, though still had his grin on his face, and said, "oh that? Well you see, I think you're personifications, like us. You at least look like personifications. But you all ran off before I could have Iggy check."
England looked at America, "how the bloody hell did you come up with that?! And why didn't you say anything sooner you twat?!"
America began laughing again, "they look like personifications! And like I said, dude. It didn't take long for them to walk out of the building! You should totally see your face right now. Totally hysterical! But am I right, or am I right?"
England's face went red as he shouted, "how the bloody hell should I know, you wanker?!"
Sydney rolled her eyes and asked, "Well you're supposed to be magic, right? So can't you just cast a spell and figure it out?"
"So you bloody wankers finally believe my magic is real then?" Britain asked with a smirk.
Haille stood there for a moment then asked, "Are we going to wait here all day, or does someone need to go find Norway or Romania?"
"No one need them you bloody twat! So stand still and I'll figure it out!"
England then closed his eyes and began muttering a chant under his breath, focusing hard on something. slowly the girls began to glow. Their features disappearing behind the glow of colors. Miki was a human shaped union jack. Haille was the Prussian flag, Sydney was the Australian flag… but Laura was plain white. Iggy slowly began to open his eyes, causing the glowing to fade, and the girl's features to come back into existence.
"Bloody hell. You all are capitals. But how? And you," England pointed to Laura, "you're the same, but you aren't a certain countries capital! What the bloody hell?! I don't understand why you aren't someone's capital!"
Laura looked down, and smirked at them all, "because I'm no one's bitch."
Miki bursted out laughing and managed between her laughing fit, "hate you."
Sydney, finally out of that pressure point hold, glared at Laura, "I'm no one's bitch either!"
"You are now."
Sydney had no comeback and was glaring at Laura hoping to burn holes through her. They were no technically in a cartoon. A Japanese cartoon no less! The countries then began fighting amongst themselves about ideas why she wasn't someone's capital yet, or how they wanted her as their capital. I bet you know what that means. Yep, they weren't paying attention to Laura the Escape Artist. Which was a bad idea. Why? Because she walked along the fence to the side of everyone else, jumped down, and pressed the elevator button. Laura waited for 32 seconds before the elevator ding'ed and opened. Everyone ignored the noise and continued to argue as Laura stepped inside and pressed the lowest floor button and waited for the doors to close.
As the doors were closing Haille noticed Laura inside and screamed, "LAURA DON'T ABANDON US!"
All the countries looked to the elevator and saw what Haille was screaming about… idiots.
Once the doors closed Laura hit a button for a few floors from the bottom (floor 22 [there are 102 floors mind you]) and got out, leaving the elevator to go all the way down, all the way back up, pick up the countries, and go all the way down again while Laura took the stairs. When Laura got to the ground floor she was tired from all the stairs (that's a lot of stairs) but continued walking towards outside. When she got there the nations were all waiting for her, with 3 unhappy friends.
Miki glared and said, "I told you she did the stairs trick. What floor did you get off on? 10? 12?"
Laura was unfazed by the glare and answered, "22."
Spain walked out the front door behind Laura and tapped her shoulder twice, before ginning like an idiot, "I win." Laura stared at him for a moment before she started glowing all over again. She was glowing white like before. Till she changed colors like a chameleon and was now the Spanish flag. Once Laura had faded back from glowing human flag to person, she grabbed her head and glared at Spain. You know that one person at school or work that you don't mess with because all they do is glare, and when they glare at you, you feel like killing yourself just to save yourself from whatever torturous ways the person glaring probably has planned? Laura has that glare on right now.
Laura said in a dark low tone, "Don't believe this means I'm your bitch. There is no collar or leash that can restrain me."
Sydney spoke up, "she's not lying. She's chewed through a metal leash… we got a bunch of views on YouTube."
Most countries just stared at the girls horrified wondering what tricks each one had up their sleeves.
While Russia just smiled and said, "I like the girl. She would have been good capital. Maybe one day I can take her for myself, da?"
Laura just looked at him and said, "Your little sister is too creepy. Though I like your Christmas with the father frost dolls. I'll visit for Christmas."
Russia smiled, "that would be wonderful! You should visit for all the holidays!"
"We'll see," is all Laura responded with… Laura should have become Russia's capital… definitely should have. Good luck Spain!
America suddenly shouted, "oh my god! She's even as tall as Russia! This is getting scary dudes!"
Laura looked at America and smirked… not a nice smirk. A mean one where it looks like she plans to destroy his mind in 5 seconds. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
"The Grudge movies."
"AAAAH! THOSE WERE LIKE TOTALLY SCARY! I HATE THOSE PSYCHOS!"
I have a feeling America will be having nightmares for a while.
"Good luck looking at mirrors."
"I HATE YOU ALL! STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Laura. She knows how to kick someone when they're down. And enjoys it… damn sadist!
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Everyone was back in the UN building, some more unhappy about it than others, and were just finishing up the discussion about capitals staying with their countries. When Haille seemed to hit a realization.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!"
Miki smirked and asked, "What is it? Did you see the grudge?"
Haille shook her head no and grabbed the sleeves of the other three girls and ran into the hallway. Haille quickly ran back into the room and said, "Stay! Girl talk! Stay out of it!" then shut the door and grabbed all the girls in a group hug and squee'ed in joy.
"Oh my god! I'm with Prussia! My favorite character of the whole anime! Yes! God is smiling upon me! I get to be with that sexy piece of ass! This is just like a fanfiction! Wait, does that mean we're Mary Sue's? Aw hell no!... so I can eat as much as I want and stay gorgeous huh? This Mary sue thing isn't looking so bad at the moment," Haille began ranting in whispered yells.
Miki rolled her eyes and put one hand under Haille's jaw and the other hand on top of Haille's head and forcefully closed Haille's mouth to speak, "we're not Mary Sue's. We aren't perfect little princesses who can do everything then get kidnapped by someone less badass then us. But for the anime characters… oh my god! Iggy is really here! I wonder if I can see him a police uniform! God he would be so sexy! Thank you god for delivering me to that hot piece of man! Oh my god I think I'm gonna faint from the hotness!"
Sydney started doing a happy dance, "I got Australia! I got Australia! Yes! … Wait a minute. Why aren't you happy dancing Laura? We should all happy dance."
Laura stared at Sydney and said, "I'm pessimistic."
Sydney looked at Laura and pointed a finger at her and said in a warning tone, "fine. Be pessimistic. But Spain is still one of your favorite characters. I mean dat ass! So don't go taking your frustration and unhappiness out on him. He didn't cause this mess. And don't send him into sociopath mode… might be a bad idea. And try not to piss off the other countries. They just want to help."
Laura glared at Sydney and said, "I'm not a child. I'm not stupid. But my decisions are my own. Good or bad. And we'll see how much they "help"."
Laura slid back into her emotionless mask. At least it wasn't her angry mask. And after a bit more boy talking and squee's they walked back into the room ¾'th of them wear bright cheery grins. Saying "see ya later" "see ya soon" and a "later guys" as they were taken to different countries of the world to just so willing and easily become capitals for their favorite anime characters. You would think right? But no. Girls aren't easy to handle. Especially when a flying mint bunny loving girl has to deal with an idiotic micro nation who want to become a country, a Prussian fan girl can't help but play a few harmless pranks to amuse herself when she's ignored, a koala obsessed girl brings a Tasmanian devil into the house to keep as a pet (they're too cute!), and a non-talkative stubborn American express's her dislike (more like hate with a burning passion) for tomatoes.
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This is going to be interesting!
