A/N: Chapter 2! Fanfiction is still doing that weird thing where I can't upload stuff, but I'm doing it anyway! Woo! Enjoy Chapter 2!

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Inner Hollow(s)

Chapter 2: ...the Hell?! Seriously, Damn you Kurosutchi!

Previously on Inverse Universe:

"Come closer." The person obeyed, and stood in front of him. Uyruu's face fell into a look of absolute astonishment, the other person's face set in a similar expression.

He was wearing white, a Quincy's outfit, and it represented a formal suit, only it was white and much less stiff. His jacket was unbuttoned, and his shirt was untucked but he had a fresh clean look to him. His tie was also white with little crosses on it. He looked around 15 years old.

His hair was white, his wide eyes were a piercing blue, and he wore mostly square glasses though the ends were rounded. His facial structure and build was inhumanly similar to Uyruu's.

"...RYUUKEN?!"

"SENSEI?!"

The two Ishida's stared at each uncomprehending. Then Ishida (Uryuu) pointed at Ishida (Ryuuken).

"You-You gave up your Quincy powers!" Unfortunately, at the exact same moment, Ishida (Ryuuken) pointed at Uryuu and choked, "You're DEAD!" They paused for a moment.

"Wait...WHAT?!"

"Shut up, dammit." The Ishida's turned and saw Ichigo slowly getting up, clutching his head.

"What hit me, a bus or Kenpachi?" He turned and stared coolly at the two. He stared a little more, and then stared a little more, his head cocking a little in confusion, before turning to Uryuu.

"Hey, Ishida, how come you never told us you had a brother?" A vein popped in Uryuu's head.

"I don't you idiot."

"...A cousin?"

"No."

"...nephew?"

"NO!"

"...niece?"

"Do I look like a girl to you?" Ryuuken cut in, pissed off and looking so much like Uyruu it was a little terrifying. He then turned to Uryuu.

"Anyway Sensei, what are you doing here? Didn't you die and get experimented on by that bitch Kurosutchi?" Uryuu looked at him like he had grown a second head. "...What? Why are you calling me that? Sensei was Sokken. And are you calling Nemu-san a bitch?!" Ryuuken scowled, and looked a lot like Uryuu's Ryuuken.

"Yes I did and he gave up his powers long ago." Uryuu blinked, too confused to be crazy defensive and angry about him insulting Nemu.

"No he didn't."

"Yes he did."

"No."

"Yes."

"NO."

"YES."

"You think I don't know my own Sensei?!"

"You think I don't know my own Father?!" They glared at each other, before Ichigo snorted.

"Man, you two are a lot alike." The Ishidas transferred their death glares to Ichigo and Ishida (Uryuu) snarled. "Shut up Kurosaki!" Ichigo snorted and Ryuuken blinked.

"...I thought Karin's brother was younger." Ichigo blinked this time. "...Eh?" Ryuuken nodded, "Yeah! Kurosaki's brother is around 11! Along with his twin sister Yu..zu.." He began to trail off thanks to the completely stunned look that graced Ichigo's normally scowling features.

"...Are you...on drugs?"

"NO!"

"Are you sure?"

"You Son of-"

Just then, the rest of the Shinigami began to wake up, muttering stuff about how their heads hurt and asking what happened. Nemu began to stir and Ishida (Uryuu) ran to her side immediately.

"Nemu-san! Are you alright?" She blinked up at him and nodded slowly and he helped her up. Ryuuken blinked and turned to Ichigo. "Are they together?" His voice tinged with distaste that anyone would actually be in some kind of relationship with any version of Kurosutchi Nemu. Despite that the skirt was highly fashionable. Nope, that meant nothing to him.

"Might as well be, they're so obvious."

"Kurosaki!"

Hitsugaya rose up and turned to glare at Ichigo. "Kurosaki, what is the meaning of this?" Ichigo glared and was about to retort when Ryuuken spoke up.

"Did...Did you shrink or something?" The room-er, alley way, seemed to freeze over. Ichigo winced and Hitsugaya slowly turned to the other Quincy and gave his best death glare of frozen death. His eye and hands were twitching and he was moving towards his Zanpaktou to kill this bastard.

"What did you just say?" Ishida (Ryuuken) raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, I saw you awhile ago and you were about 2 feet taller. And what's with the haori?" The death look was gone, replaced by confusion, his hands falling back to his sides.

"...Are you...on some type of human drugs?"

"I AM NOT ON DRUGS!"

It was just then Mayuri woke up. He took a glance around and at Ryuuken.

"Oh. It worked. How interesting, but of course it would work, I invented it." Just then he was grabbed the the collar of his haori and pulled down to a very pissed of Hitsugaya's level.

"What worked, Kurosutchi?" The tone of his voice promised all kinds of death, and resurrection, followed by torture and more death. Mayuri pushed him away and straightened his cloak thingy haughtily.

Bastard.

"The device I made to send Ishida Uyruu to an alternate universe. It appears it was successful, mostly." Ignoring the Shinigami and Quincy's stunned looks, he continued. "Unfortunately, there was a mishap, and we were all sent here with the Quincy as well."

Ichigo broke the silence. "WHAT THE HELL YOU BASTARD?! YOU SENT US TO A ALTERNATE UNIVERSE?!" Ichigo paused and took a breath. "AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A 'MISHAP'?!"

Ryuuken raised his eyebrow again. "Okay. Look can we just-?"

"What, don't believe us?" Ichigo snapped.

"Oh no. I do." Ryuuken assured. "It's my experience that all Kuorsutchi's are crazy freaks. Especially Kurosucthi Nemu. That bitch." The last part was muttered under his breath, and the couldn't really hear him.

"What was that?"

"Nothing."

"Could you please tell us what's going on?" Hinamori spoke up, walking towards him uncertainly.

His reaction was very unexpected.

His eyes widened and then narrowed, his face contorting into a look of hatred and anger. He stuck out his hand, and a bright white bow appeared, solid and real looking unlike Uryuu's bow, which was made up of spirit particles. The author is unsure if Ryuuken's is made up of spirit particles as well, but his bow doesn't look like it and that's what counts. The author will now continue their story.

"YOU!" he snarled, raising the weapon, pointing directly at Momo. "HINAMORI!"

Momo blinked. "What-?"

"I know I don't have much of a chance with your level of power," he continued glaring, "but I will rescue Inoue-san from you, you bitch!" he moved forward to attack, but was caught in a headlock from Kurosaki. He looked up at him angrily.

"What are you doing?! We have to stop her!" Ichigo glared. "I don't attack innocent bystanders!"

"Innocent bystander?! She betrayed Soul Society and defected to Hueco Mundo and kidnapped Inoue-san!...Right?" He looked confused at their confusion. Hinamori trembled with horror.

"I...did what?" She whispered, terrified. "No...I wouldn't..." Izuru placed a warm hand on her shoulder and she looked up at him. "Kira-kun...?"

"It figures." They all turned to look at Kurosutchi. "We are in a alternate universe after all, things must be different here, our positions and the people." he turned to the confused Ryuuken. "May we see the Captain Commander? I would like to ask him a few questions." He leered creepily.

Ryuuken blinked, disturbed. "...Fine. Wait here though and make sure no one sees them." He gestured at Hinamori, Kira, and Hisagi and glared sharply before disappearing with Hirenkyaku. Hisagi turned to Kira.

"What was that all about?" Kira shrugged, his hand still on Hinamori's shoulder, it was quite relaxing actually, Hinamori noticed and she blushed. Not that Kira noticed.

Ryuuken returned with some Shinigami and turned to them. "I leave this up to you, I'm going to find the others." and with that, he vanished. The Shinigami turned to our Shinigami and the leader said,

"By the order of Captain Commander Sasakibe Chōjirō, we are to take you to Squad 1 headquarters so you may attend the emergency Captains meeting. We also have orders to seal off and restrain Hinamori Momo, Kira Izuru, and Hisagi Shuuhei."

There was silence until...

"Captain Commander Who?"

A/N: Dun Dun Dun. ...That was supposed to be dramatic music. Anyway, they're awake and here and very confused. Yay! Review and I will present to you a brownie. We all like brownies right?