Going on Vactation (Sort Of)
Somewhere in a digitized universe, a man with orange hair was sneaking around. "Okay. I made have killed myself, but anything can happen in Bonus Stage." said Phil. "So apparently I came back to life. Oh well, I guess I can search dead Joel's wallet for cash." He fished it out from Joel's pocket.
"Hey, could you put that back after you're done stealing?" came a voice.
"AAAAGGGGHHH!!!" Phil screamed. A realization hit him. "JOEL!!! But you – dead - uhh…how?"
"You see, it all has to do with Evil. You see, he-." Joel started to answer.
"Wait. You're season one Joel. Evil doesn't come in until a later season."
"That's because… I AM LATER SEASON JOEL!!!" And he transformed into the latest season version of Joel as a circlet of energy zoomed over him.
"Wow. That contained all the stupidity of Danny Phantom."
"Shut up Phil. You're a retard. We've got to go get Evil and smash in his stupid face. He must have caused the destruction of this show."
"Ummm…sure. That. Definitely him."
They soon reached Evil's lair. They found a note on the door. It read, "Gone to another website. Plotting to destroy you is too boring in this cruddy town. To find me, think E-mail.
Love, Evil.
PS: SB"
"Umm..okay. E-mail." pondered Phil. "And SB, hmm… What about AOL?"
"No… what about MSN, or Yahoo, or maybe Hotmail?"
"Wait. Evil wouldn't like those places. He would go to another cartoon. Somewhere big. Popular. It would have a fortress. And…E-mail." thought Phil.
"Yes!!! Of course! I know! He went to Geoweasel!"
"I was thinking more along the lines of Homestar."
"Oh yeah. I guess that's a possibility too. Well, before we find him, we must go on a huge quest to find the legendary Life Jewel to get everyone on Bonus Stage back alive to help us with our quest!" Joel proclaimed.
"Or we could not, because all the characters on this show are amazingly stupid." retorted Phil.
"Exactly!"
"You are too, I mean, I only brought you because you're the closest thing I have to a scientist."
"Right! Okay Phil, hurry up! We've got to get into the Internet Time and Space Travelergig!" They quickly ran to Joel's lab.
"Umm…Joel? About this machine. Uhhh…it's a box. Actually, its not only a box, it's a box with the words, "Transmogrifier," "Duplicator," "Time Machine," and "C.T.S.T." crossed out, with I.T.S.T. written on it. What does C.T.S.T. stand for?"
"Comic Time and Space Traveler. A tiger appeared here, said he was sick of it and gave it to me. I gave it a few modifications. Now quick, put your Vortex Goggles on. We're going on vacation to Free Country USA, to hunt down Evil! Which I guess means it's not a vacation. It's actually the complete opposite. Whatever." Joel mashed the "Go" button and they took off into the dimensions of the Internet.