Disclaimer: I dont own Twilight.
This one is based on when Bella and Edward went to the Meadow in the movie Twilight.
Bella: I have a theory
Edward: I am not Spiderman.
Bella: No? Damn. I know! I will use what some Indian told me. You're a vampire, aren't you?
Edward: Le gasp! How did you know?
Bella: Your skin is ice cold.
Edward: The deductions! Well aren't you just Sherlock…
Bella: Ice cold, like ice.
Edward: I got that part.
Bella: You are incredibly fast.
Edward: Well, I do work out.
He flexes his awesome biceps.
Bella: … And incredibly strong.
Edward: There you go; you don't need my help at all.
He throws a tree just to prove this.
Bella: Your skin is snow white.
Edward: Be my seven dwarfs.
Bella: What?
Edward: Doesn't work? No? I guess it only sounded romantic in my head. Do go on.
Bella: Sometimes… you talk like you're from a different era.
Edward: Why speakest thou thus? I beseech the, speak not of such things.
Bella: And… you seem to be in love with me, which means you obviously are a mythical creature.
Edward: Don't you want to ask me the most important question?
Bella: I thought that it was generally the male who propos…
Edward: That comes later, in another book. Don't you want to know what I eat?
Bella: Pizza?
Edward: No… vampire.
Bella: …
Edward: Vampire eats… You know, two plus two equals four.
Bella: Oh! You would never hurt me.
Edward: I think I would be a better judge of that. You just smell so good.
I can't believe that you are still alive. Why haven't I eaten you yet?
Bella: Because you love me?
Edward: Has that bit come yet? Because we are only about two weeks into the relationship.
Bella: Times moves fast when your in love.
Edward:… Anyway… So, I eat animals, not people.
Bella: Those poor little animals. Might I see you murder them sometime?
Edward: NO!! I say no! For thou dost not understand the power of thoust scent on me.
Bella: Huh?
Edward: You don't know what happens when I hunt, you smell too good. I would eat you, most likely.
Bella: So… that's a bad idea, then?
Edward: YES!
Bella: Okay… It's getting dark.
Edward: Really? I obviously noticed that with my super eyes!
Bella: Oh… Can I ride you?
Edward: You want me to run you to the car?
Bella: Yes, of course that's what I meant, of course.
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