"Now does everybody know the plan?" Roxanne asked her young warriors and they all nodded, evil little gins lining their faces. "Alright," she and Claire looked above their fort carefully eyeing the enemies base. When she saw Megamind's dark blue cap shift in the snow she held up her hand snowball in toe and cried defiantly "ATTACK!" The girls joined her, yelling happily as they pummeled the boys fort with snowballs. Jacqueline and Jill had taken point, Carrie, Brie, and McKenna took care of the rear while Claire was their eye in the sky. Her sharp blue pools could see a mile away protecting the fleet from unwanted company. She had climbed up the tree next to them and sat on a low branch. "Keep it up!" Roxanne cried to the rest of her girls. Signaling Jamie, Mikayla, and Mandy to 'move out' She eyed the girls as they slowly crept up and around the boys fort. When they were secure in their places they gave her the thumbs up. Roxanne nodded at them then turned to her troops. "Alright, Katie, Missy, and Kelly, come with me." The three girls nodded and followed Roxanne away from the safe fort. "Claire," Roxanne said turning back to her daughter "hold the fort."
Claire nodded "Will do, boss!" She then saluted her before looking back over the white expanse of snow.
Roxanne nodded and led the three girls over to where Jamie, Mikayla, and Mandy were waiting. "Anything?" she asked.
Jamie shook her head "Nope, nothing."
"Alright," Roxanne said bending down to pick up a ball of snow "Ready your weapons." the six girls did as they were told. "Charge!" Roxanne cried running towards the fort. The girls yelled after her running beside her, but when they came close enough they only saw a boy crouched behind the wall of snow. He was wearing Megamind's hat.
She stopped snowball ready to fire and asked "Where are the others?"
"I won't tell!" The boy with Megamind's cap said shooting his nose in the air.
Mikayla jumped in next to the boys and held her snowball up saying "Tell us Jimmy!"
"I will never betray the cause!" Jimmy said defiantly once again. Mikayla cried dramatically as she threw the snowball at him. It gently hit his shoulder, but he threw his body back like he had received a harsher blow. Making a dying sound he slumped over in the snow and closed his eyes. Roxanne heard the parents start to laugh in the background.
Roxanne put her hand over her chest and closed her eyes "He was a brave and loyal soldier, bow your heads in respect girls," the girls all bowed their heads "May his death only last 5 seconds."
Jimmy opened one of his eyes and looked at Roxanne. "It's supposed to be ten seconds." he told her quietly.
Nodding Roxanne said "Oh, yes, ten seconds."
"Mommy!" Claire cried after a moment's silence.
Roxanne's head snapped up to look at her warriors being held hostage by the boys. Megamind was grinning evilly behind them holding onto Claire. Jimmy scurried over to them as fast as he could, but Roxanne barely noticed. "Megamind!" she cried.
"I have captured your Princess, my Queen along with your warriors." Megamind told her triumphantly. Roxanne couldn't help, but smile. He really did love to play games. "You are now at the mercy of me and my soldiers!" He then looked down to the boys who were smiling evilly with him and said "Now!" They all suddenly burst into a fit of evil laughter, Megamind's being the loudest of course. Roxanne rolled her eyes. There were something about the blue hero that just wouldn't change.
Off to the side Roxanne could hear the parents all start to laugh goodheartedly at this as well. Her attention was drawn back to the battle however when her sleeve was pulled. She looked down at Katie who asked with fake terror "What are we going to do, my Queen?"
"They have the princess!" Mandy cried holding her face.
"It's our sworn duty to protect the royal family!" Erin said putting her knee on the fort and making a fist heroically. The girls all cheered 'YEAH!'
Roxanne kneeled down to them and said calmly "Those boys won't do anything unless Megamind tells them to." Roxanne then went on to tell her warriors just what to do. "Everyone understand?" she asked. They all nodded as she stood up. "Alright, Megamind, you got us." Roxanne said holding up her hands in surrender as she led the girls back over to their fort.
Megamind raised his eyebrow in confusion. Roxanne had never given up that easily. He quickly regained his composure though when he remembered he was surrounded by his fellow males. "Yes! Yes of course! Spencer, Garrett, Craig, Drew, Luke, and Ross go meet them. We-" he stopped when he saw that Roxanne was little more than a few feet away, smiling temptingly up at him.
"Now!" Roxanne cried suddenly and jumped onto him forcing him onto the ground. The girls seeing their cue did the same to the boys, but pummeled them with snowballs instead. Megamind dropped Claire in the fall and Roxanne smiled triumphantly down at him as she held him to the ground. "Your army is defeated!" she cried "We win!" The girls then cried happily jumping up and down as the boys got up from 'being dead' and sighed sadly in defeat. Some of them even went so far as to kick the snow.
"You used your feminine wilds to allure me into a false sense of security!" Megamind protested.
Roxanne giggled "You bet I did!" she said happily.
"Temptress." he purred. She smiled and bent over more to meet his lips.
The white field erupted into 'Eews' and 'gross' as the children averted their eyes. "My eyes!" Cried Grant as he fell onto his back in the snow.
"Mommy and Daddy sitin' in a tree!" Claire sung causing all the children to join in "K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" they all burst into laughter. Roxanne and Megamind joined soon after then pulled their daughter to the ground with them.
"I'll give you something to laugh about!" Megamind said tickling his little one. Her laughter rose above the rest until Colin yelled "DOG PILE ON MEGAMIND!" Roxanne quickly moved away before her blue husband was covered in little bodies laughing a giggling as the hero grunted. After a bit Megamind found his way to the top of the pile and being guided away from the laughing children.
"Let's make snow angels!" Claire said then fell harmlessly onto her back into the snow. Roxanne fell in besides her. Moving their arms and legs up and down Claire soon said "Pick me up daddy! But be careful, don't ruin my snow angel!"
Megamind bent over and picked her up then went to help his wife. Josh came running over and accidently fell into the angel. "Aww," Roxanne whined "The snow angels are ruined.
"I don't know," Megamind said making his family look up at him "you guys look pretty perfect to me." Roxanne smiled at him then kissed him.
Claire giggled then hugged them both. "I love you, Daddy. I love you Mommy."
Megamind picked her up and he and Roxanne hugged her back saying "We love you too."