So, there was a sequal to "The Riddler who can't solve Riddles". It's called, and I swear, I'm not kidding, "The Riddler who won't solve Riddles" by Rin Kagamine.
Ha.
So, now, I'm gonna type up what REALLY happened with that entire party.
Discalimer that nobody really cares about: I DO NOT OWN Yu-Gi-Oh!. If I did, it would stayed aired in japan, just like season 0 :P
WARNINGS: Psychotic!Bakura and Ryou, Character Death, a riddle that makes absolute sense, and VOCALOID slowly, (but surely), taking over the world.
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"I told him that I was the one who was going to do the killing"
"But his face changed color"
"And he insisted that he was going to play"
"The role as the detective"
"He played the part well didn't he?"
"I'm sure it's because he has that thought"
"Stuck in his head that"
"He 'needs to atone for his sins'..."
The REAL Culprit
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Ryou silently stood in mansion that was runned by the very wealthy count, Seto Kaiba. Ryou was here to help someone do something.
'Where is he?' he silently thought.
And is on cue, Ryou heard welcomeing murmurs. Soon after, the newly arrived guest stood in front of Ryou.
"Sorry that I sook so long" he said softly, so only Ryou could hear, "I had a few things to set first"
"You should of let me help" Ryou said to the new guest, "You put yourself through too much stress..."
Why do you always insist
on getting yourself hurt
And think that you could
protect someone like that?
"Mr. Bakura, could I have a word?" Count Seto Kaiba, "Privetly in the kitchen if you would?"
The unknown guest, now known as Bakura, (Who looked eerily like Ryou), made his way towards the kitchen with Kaiba.
Ryou just stood there, looking perfectly normal.
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"Oh, dear me, I wondered what happened to Mr. Seto!" said a young boy with spikey tri-colored said, looking at the dead body of Seto Kaiba.
"I'm not sure, partner" his sibling, Atem, said, worried about the safety of Yugi, "But I do know that one of us here is the culprit..."
The rest of the guests, Anzu, Honda, Jonouchi, Bakura, and Ryou looked worried.
Well most of them looked worried.
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"They don't suspect anything, Bakura..." said a voice, with a eery joy in it, "I suspect they wouldn't..."
"Good...then let's keep up with the plan..."
"What do you want me to do once this is all over?"
"I can't tell you that yet..."
"Why not? I hate being left in the dark..."
"In time..."
In the beginning, it was you
Who blind-folded me wasn't it?
There were actually two
wine glasses weren't there.
"You know" the other voice said, "If you hadn't poisoned him, I would of got him myslef..."
"Yeah, the very messy way..."
"I can't help it, if I like the sight of Blood..." the voice said, chukling.
Even if he didn't die by "poison"
He would've eventually died by the "knife"
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"Bakura, I will solve the riddle you've left me..."
I will solve the riddle in your place
I won't let the crime end this way
Let me undo this rusted curse
A curse put on by a mean culprit
"You can't have all the creidit, after all..."
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"We're is everyone?" Ryou asked his twin, his hands in his pockets.
Bakura, with his one arm, turned to the once butler to Kaiba, and smiled, "They all died"
Ryou was silent for a minute, until he asked, "How is that possible?"
Bakura turned to face his twin, with his smile still in place, "It all begins again with Mr. Seto, now dosen't it?"
Ryou just listened on, as his twin spoke.
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"...your a menie." the strange voice said.
"What?" Bakura asked.
"Your a meanie..." the strange voice repeted.
"...menie?"
"Yeah, meanie."
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Bakura just smiled at his twin, his one arm going into his pocket. "They fell in th ocean"
"Fell...in the ocean?" Ryou asked, gripping the object that was hidden in his pocket, "How did they fall?"
"They we're stabbed, and it's possible the culprit went with them"
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I can only think that,
everything you said was a lie
Were you really the "detective" in that crime?
Even though you say that
It's done because it's the past
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"You didn't have to push me, too..." the strange said.
"I had to make it beleiveable, you know..." Bakura told the voice
"Meanie"
"How old are you?"
"Meanie-Meanie"
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"Bakura...I will tell you something first...
What's making you so anxious?
He could only kill them one by one
But still couldn't be the culprit
"Something very important..."
I will whisper it in your ear
Before I accidentally kill you
"Before I kill you, too..."
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Ryou nerviously grips the knifve hidden in his pocket, not sure what to do now, "Possible?"
"Yes, they fell, and it's possible he went with them" Bakura said, still smiling at Ryou, "Or that person could still be around."
"Where is the person, the Bakura?" Ryou asked.
Bakura faced the window, "I think you should know where Ryou"
He turned back to his twin, "After all, you saw the murder happen"
He tightned his grip on the knifve more, if possible, "No, I didn't"
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"I will solve this crime you left me, Bakura..."
I will solve you and your riddle
"And what I've seen so far...
"The atrocious culprit is..."
"Not you"
"Is that your the sane one..."
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"The fact that you pushed me is more annoying than the fact that you blew the mansion up..." ths strange vice said.
"I saved you, didn't I?" Bakura told the voice.
"You didn't have to push me still, you meanie..."
"You know, that word is starting to get old..."
"...doo-doo head"
"Very mature, Ryou"
That arm you saved me with
Was used to play the piano.
"...Bakura?" the voice, now known as none other than Ryou, asked.
"Yes, Ryou?"
"Will you play the piano for me again?"
"Anytime"
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"Oh it was you, the entire time..."
"My dear twin brother..."
If I had known that
Would I have not taken...?
"I wish you didn't ply this game with me..."
"So your beautiful talent could stay clensed..."
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"So, who do you think killed the people Ryou?" Bakura asked his twin, holding him in place with his red and bloodied hand.
"...I don't know" he silently replies.
"Oh, come!" Bakura said, "The answer is right in front of you!"
"No..." Ryou said, "Your just...sick..."
"I'm perfectly sane..."Bakura said.
"Sane people don't kill my friends..." Ryou said, close to crying in fright.
Bakura frowns sadly at Ryou, "Why did you get involved?"
"I didn't-" Ryou started.
"You got yourself involved, when you started working for ..." Bakura said.
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"You got involved, Bakura...not me..."
"I know that, Ryou"
...I will cast upon another riddle
If a person who can solve this riddle appears
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Somewhere, in a close town, a lone survivor of the Kaiba Mansion Massacure was stuck in a ally, scared.
He was trapped by two white haired demons.
"Y-you! I-I'll tell everyone what really happened!" Jonouchi stammered.
The two demons laughed.
"You can't prove anything, Jonouchi" the taller one said.
"After all, we're both dead"
I will trap that person inside this story
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"...but why would you kill me too?"
"Simple, Ryou" Bakura said, looking at him that smile again, "Because you saw everything else..."
"So you run while you still can..."
And ran he did.
Ryou ran, and ran, through the front door, out to the road, and twoards the only source of civlization.
Not long after, there was an explosion behind him, and he turned around in shock.
The mansion was in flames.
"...Bakura..."Ryou whispered out of sadness.
He now lost his twin.
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"We were successful, Bakura" Ryou said, "They'll never figure out who did it..."
"Not quite, Ryou"
"What?"
"Some how, the stupid mutt survived the fall..."
"When we find him, I'll kill him myself..."
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And he kept that promise.
The alley ws covered in blood, the riddle never to be solved.
"Let's go home, now Bakura" Ryou said, "And plan our next game"
"Of course Ryou"
"But, plese try to think of something else, besides blowing the building up..."
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"Welcome"
"To our world"
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"In order for this story to end, everybody must die"
"You don't want it to end? You want to solve it?"
"...But this riddle is filled with so much factual errors"
"There's no chance of you solving it"
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...Yeah.
R&R if you wish.