KEMPT chapter 2
A/N Yes this kind of OOCish. Okay VERY OOCish. Let's just say it's because they're all drunk or somthing. Also thanks to Kittycaty0328, Ivyclanmoonblossom, and The 37th Drummer for reviewing Ch. 1 of KEMPT. You all get a plushie of Dahlia before plastic surgery.M- Hi everyone and welcome to KEMPT! Yay!
E- *cough* cheerleader.
M- Hell ya you emo HOLD IT!
E-...
P- Language
T- Hey we have a guest coming in 5 minutes.
K- I'll get the tazer!
*Five minutes later*
K- Hello everyone welcome to another episode of-
E- How come you get to start the show?
K- Cuz I'm the only one hot enough to make out with Mr. Edgeworth.
T- Burn!
E- You WHAT!
K- Yep, so suck on that HOLD IT!
E- You wanna go? Let's go.
K- Sorry can't. Tonight's Edgey and my anniversary!
M-*singsong voice* someone's gonna get lucky!
K- HOLD IT! Ya!
E- HOLD IT! HOLD IT! You little HOLD IT! ********** ***
T- Anger management problems.
M- Ya we have a child here!
E- ************ ***** ******* ****** *******. ******* ****** *********** ******** *******.
P- Hi! And welcome to KEMPT!
T- Today's special guest is here!
M- So, hide all your gay ties for... Redd White!
K- Oh HOLD IT! I'm leaving. *leaves*
Redd- * Walking in wearing just a towel and his gay tie.* (I don't hate Gay people Redd White just has ISSUES!) Oh Gant Gant sweetie? I'm done with my shower.
Oh god where is that man ? Oh pudding how embarrassing! Where on earth am I?
M- *opens beer* o.O^
P- O.o'
E- o.o
T-…
Redd- * sits in neon pink tie-dye chair* Why hellooooo there!
M-*chugs beer* Ummmmm hello?
E- So Redd um how's er life?
Redd- It's fabularrible
P- What?
Redd- Fabularrible. You know a mix of fabumus and badarrible. (Wow, Redd likes making up words I guess...)
M- Erm Okay?
Redd- Let me use it in a sentence. Killing Mia Fey was Fabularrible... Wait Maya Gilligan Fey what are doing with that tazer?
* One completely violent tazing later*
Redd- MY BUTT MY BUTT. MY GANT MAKING OUT WITH BUTT!
M- *calmly sips beer* Sorry I was going for the heart to kill you but you know accidents happen.
Redd- Well I must go Gant and I need to go swimming... * insert perv wink here*
P- Oooohhh I like swimming! Can I go? Can I ? Can I ?
M- uhhhh no. No Pearly it's not that kind...
P- What kind is it then?
M- *Downs remaining beer* It's Ummmmm... Wow this is hard for someone who hasn't had "The Talk" yet.
T- You know Redd's being a bad influence.
K-* Walking in* What's up Bluecorp HOLD IT!
Redd- Oh ****** ******** ***** it's the Yatagarasu.
K- You know it! Got any "truth" you need stealing?
Redd- *frowns* After you completely wiped us out of info while I was in jail. No, no I don't.
K- Well, if the freaky polka-dotted gay tie fits...
Redd- Oh that does it *grabs pillow*
K- A PILLOW FIGHT? Seriously?
Redd- *pulls out pistol* How would you like to die? *Eats M+M* *chokes on M+M* * Dies*
K- Oh HOLD IT! a dead body. I can't go to jail!
E- I'm not taking it. I can't I'm a detective!
M- No way I can't go to jail AGAIN!
P- I don't even know what to do with a corpse.
T- Heck no daddy and Polly would notice.
Gant- *Walks in and takes corpse* * Leaves*
Everyone- O.o"
M- Well I'm gonna get the crap out of here before Redd realizes he dropped one of his gay ties...
T- Me too.
K- *smiles* Ya I've gotta swing by Victorias Secret before Edgey and I have our "date".
E- ****** ******** ***** *****.
A/N Well that's it for this episode of KEMPT. I'm very sleep-deprived when writing this so I'm sorry if it's not that funny. Also I just saw the SERIES finale of my favorite show Chuck and Im sad the series over. Review to get an unconscious Redd White plushie. Bye! Objectingwarriorcat