Mama's Radio Chapter 2: Got A Funny Feeling, a sookie stackhouse/southern vampire mysteries fanfic

Okay, I know it has been a little while since I last posted for this story but everything good is worth waiting for, right?

Also, the title of the chapter comes from the song by George Strait.

Disclaimer: Not Mine

Enjoy!

Well my baby's wearin' a permanent smile
A satisfied look I ain't seen for awhile
I ain't had no rings, fulfilled any dreams
But somethin's come over my baby it seems

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my honey
Lord I love that child, love to see her smile
But these circumstances ain't funny
Where lies a danger, is he a stranger or a pal
I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealing my gal

If I came home early, Lord what would I find?
Maybe I'd rather just walk around blind
I know baby loves me, Lord I understand
I love how emotions can get out of hand

Wherever he is, well I'm callin' his bluff
I'm gonna start wearin' that good smellin' stuff
And I'll be the lover that I used to be
Whatever she's missin', she'll get it from me

I've got a funny feeling somebody's stealin' my gal

EPOV

Pam and I arrived at the cute little restaurant where we had arranged to meet Lorena for lunch, and I was beginning to feel more nervous than ever, especially whenever I thought about the fact that not only Lorena and Pam didn't exactly get on (to say the least), but also about the fact that Harry had managed to coerce me into doing a biography.

"Hi, baby" Lorena said, as soon as Pam and I had approached the table she was sitting it, and I leaned down to give her a kiss on the lips before sitting down beside her. She immediately laid her head on my shoulder while I tried not to feel too uncomfortable.

Pam just sneered at the two of us, and I had a feeling that this lunch was just going to be as uncomfortable as what I thought that it would be, but fortunately for me a waitress appeared at the table, at least alleviating the awkwardness that was currently surrounding us.

"Can I get you guys anything?" she asked, and I noticed that she had pushed out her breasts a little further than usual and that she was speaking directly to me – and only to me. The waitress hadn't even glanced at Lorena or Pam in the whole time she'd been standing there.

"Yes, can I get a bacon and cheese burger with garlic fries please?" I asked, straight out.

"Baby, you don't want to be eating that rubbish – you should order yourself a nice salad, maybe with chicken on it instead. You need to be keeping yourself in shape, after all you do have a tour coming up soon" Lorena said, gently reminding me – but with a stern look in her eye reminding me that she wasn't all that impressed.

Pam just rolled her eyes. "Eric – just order would you" she snarked at me.

"I have – I'll stick with the bacon and cheese burger please. And can I get a glass of coke or something along those lines with it please?" I asked.

"Certainly, sir" she said, writing that down onto her notepad.

"I'll have the same" Pam said.

"No salad for you, Pamela?" I grinned, and even though I knew she was only doing it to piss of my girlfriend I was pleased that she was actually going to be eating a proper meal for a change.

"Not this time – I am getting kind of sick of eating them all of the time, plus I figured that I deserved a treat every once in a while" Pam said, while Lorena gave her the stink eye. Great. I guess that I was now in trouble with the ball and chain whenever I got home.

"And what can I get you to drink with that?" the waitress asked Pam – rather politely I might add.

"I guess that I will have a Coke with that too" Pam said.

"Just give me a chicken salad – but don't put any salad dressing onto it, I don't need any of the extra calories. And make it a small one too while you are at it" Lorena said, practically looking down her nose at the poor woman.

"Anything to drink?" the waitress asked.

"Water" Lorena answered.

"Can I get you anything else?" the waitress continued.

"No, I think that is everything" I answered, and then with an extra smile directed towards me she was off.

"What a fucking little slut. I would like nothing more than to be able to rip her bloody head off – she needs to learn that she just can't go around eye fucking other people's boyfriends!" Lorena practically growled out, while folding her arms in front of her chest and sulking like a teenager.

"Just like you do – you mean then?" Pam bit back, coming straight out with it and she wasn't holding anything back, and Lorena shot her another glare.

"What?" I said, suddenly tuning into exactly what it was that Pam had just said.

"Oh yes, Eric. Haven't you noticed it? Every time that some guy walks past her or even comes near her, she can't resist putting on her slut skills. And here she has the nerve to blame some other poor woman for doing exactly the same thing as what she has been doing for the entirety of your relationship. In fact, I would be surprised if that was all that has been going on" Pam said, giving her own version of the Lorena glare, which I had to say really was much more scary than Lorena's ever was.

"Lorena is this true?" I asked, my heart beginning to sink into my chest, as I began to piece little things together into a bigger picture.

"No, of course not! It is complete and utter bullshit! You know that there's no way in hell I'd do anything like that on you, Eric. I love you too much to do that to you!" Lorena said, practically begging me and I knew right there and then that my instincts were right.

"Yeah – you mean that you love the money that Eric has" Pam snorted.

"That is rubbish – I love you, and not the money that you have. You are the most important thing to me, Eric." Lorena begged.

"Yeah right, Lorena. Remember whenever you dumped him because one of his singles didn't do so well in the charts?" Pam said, and I just sat there quietly, trying to take everything in.

"Baby – you have to listen to me, believe me whenever I tell you that there is only you. There has oly ever been you – nobody else" she begged.

"I just don't know what I am supposed to believe, Lorena. But I am getting the feeling that my sister is telling me the truth" I said, and I could feel the tears beginning to form at the side of my eyes but I refused to let them fall.

"She isn't – baby she just wants to split the two of us up because she is a jealous cow" Lorena said, just as her phone began to ring.

So … what do we think? Is Lorena really cheating on Eric – or is it just Pam who is making everything up to split the two of them up? Review to send me your thoughts ….