Eridan: Boldly Go
(Humanstuck commish for cronyboy.)
"Thay it with me, Ampora."
"No."
"Thay it. You know you want to."
"Captor, I swwear, I wwill end you."
You wonder why you even agreed to come to this douchebag's house, much less agree to a marathon of the original Star Trek. That stuff has never been up your alley. And now…
"Thpace. The final frontier…"
He's having entirely too much fun with this.
"These are the voyageth of the Thtarthip Enterprithe.
Itth continuing miththion:"
You reflect, idly, that he has a rather great voice. Shame about that lisp, though.
"To explore thtrange new worldth…
To theek out new life; new civilithathons…"
He soldiers on, even though saying 'civilizations' must be murder on his tongue. You could listen all day long.
"To boldly go where no one has gone before!"
"I'd like to go wwhere no one has gone before," you mutter, meaning, of course, something rather more perverted than you'd ever care to admit.
"What wath that?" He looks up from the spaceship porn that happens to be crossing the screen.
"Nothing. Nothing at all."
You sit next to him, too much of a coward to ever say that you've got the craziest crush on him, and sullenly watch spaceships fly past.