Chapter 2: Welcome to Toyland!

Inuyasha slowly opened his eyes amd felt that he was lying on some dirt and grass. The dog hanyou sat up and rubbed the back of his head groaning.

"What the hell happened?" Inuyasha mumbled to himself as he looked around and saw that he was in a meadow. But to him, this meadow looked strange. The grass was...dark green. Nothing light the long wavy light green grass he was used to in Feudal Japan, his home world.

"What's up with the grass?" Inuyasha asked himself again as he stood up and began walking around, still oblivious to the surroundings he was currently taking notice of.

Inuyasha saw some trees before walking to find a meadow of lighter grass, but something that caught his eye.

"Is this some kind of rocky trail?" Inuyasha asked as he walked over and looked at the road, unexpectadly walking onto it. What he didn't know was that somebody was traveling down the road, and in something that Inuyasha should be very familiar with since he has the ability to pass into Kagome's world, which was a car.

The car was a yellow car that for some strange reason made this "Parp parp!" sound, which was very unlikely for any other car in the modern world. Inside the car was a person, but this person looked like Pinnocchio except he didn't have a big nose. The figure had blue eyes, noticeable eyelashes, brown hair, and red rosy cheeks. The figure was wearing a red long sleeved shirt with a button at the collar, light blue denim shorts, red shoes, and a pointy hat with a bell at the end of it. He was apparently going fast.

"Slow don, car!" the figure said in a rather high pitched voice with a British accent.

Of course, Inuyasha did not hear the gonna do fyoung kid screaming at his car and kept inspecting the road.

"Sir, look out!" the boy cried to Inuyasha as he got closer to him. Only when Inuyasha looked up to reapond to thw screaming kid did he and the kid's car collide. The force was powerful enough to make Inuyasha fly back into a tree. Inuyasha landed in the branches and then fall down out of the branches and onto the ground. Inuyasha started to groan in pain.

"Oh my gosh!" the kid croed as the car suddenly came to a hault and the kid rushed out of the car to check on Inuyasha. "Are you okay, sir?" The kid knely down and looked at Inuyasha as he placed a hand on his right shoulder blade.

Of course, Inuyasha was not happy at what just transpired and instead of responding in a calm manner, swiped the kid's arm away, sat up and growled.

"What's the big idea, kid?!" Inuyasha snapped. "Do you even know how to drive that thing?!"

Now this kid had no personality of arguing back with anybody he comes across. In fact, Inuyasha's tone and temper scared him a little, causing him to back up a little.

"Sir, please calm down." the kid said as brave and calmly as he could. "I don't know what came over my car."

Inuyasha clenched his teeth and looked at the kid, kind of finding it hard to think that a car could act up on it's own. "I may not be civilized but I know damn well that cars don't have minds of their own!" Inuyasha said.

"You don't understand, sir." the kid said. "My car is somewhat special. It can do lots and lots of wonderful things like-,"

"You bore me already." Inuyasha interrupted with a snarl as he stood up and took out the Tetsuaiga, which made the kid gasp in awe at how big the sword is.

"That's a big sword!" the kid cried.

"Thanks." Inuyasha said to him. "I'm going to use it to destroy your pathetic car." Inuyasha positioned himself and was about to strike, even ignoring the damn "Parp parp!" the car gave. But that kid ran in front of Inuyasha and held up his hands in a defensive manner.

"Sir! Please don't!" the kid begged. "I promise this won't happen again! I promise I promise I promise!" as the kid spoke the same phrase three times, his head began to wobble up and down, making the bell at the tip of the kid's hat ring numerous times. When the kid's head began to wobble too fast, the kid stop himself by grabbing and positioning his head.

Of course, this got Inuyasha's attention as he widened his left eye in amusement. "Your head was wobbling." Inuyasha reminded.

"It does that every so often." the kid explained. "Whenever I speak the same thing many times, I tend to nod my head until it wobbles all by itself. That's when I stop myself."

Inuyasha nodded in response. "Okay..." he mumbled. "Kid, if ya don't mind asking me, what's your name?"

The kid formed a smile as he spoke. "My name is Noddy." he said cheerily.

"Must explain the head wobbling part." Inuyasha said.

Noddy chuckled befire speaking again. "What's your name?"

Inuyasha grunted before speaking. "Inuyasha's my name, kid." Inuyasha answered.

"Nice to meet you, Inuyasha." Noddy said. "And once again, sorry that I accidentally ran you over."

"That's okay." Inuyasha said bluntly. "I kinda got over rhat a little quicker than I expected. So where am I anyway?"

Noddy chucklrd. "You're in Toyland, Inuyasha!" Noddy said excitingly.

Inuyasha looked around a little. "Doesn't seem to look like there are any toys around here." he scoffed.

"That's cause most of the toys live in Toy Town!" Noddy cried. "Hop in and I'll take you there to meet some of my friends!"

Inuyasha looked at the kid named Noddy. He didn't seem like a threat at all. Hell, the kid was supposedly harmless and weak! But he looked kind of trustworthy. After all, the kid probably knew somebody in his home town.

Inuyasha slowly walked over to the car and hopped in the passenger seat as Noddy hopped in the driver seat.

"Hang on tight, Inuyasha!" Noddy exclaimed as he started the engine.

"Please." Inuyasha scoffed. "I can go thirty times faster than this thing."

Noddy didn't respond to that comment and instead, drove off to Toy Town. When they got there, Inuyasha looked around and was quite fascinated by all the things he saw. He saw a man wearing a top hat that had the body of a rolling ball. He also saw an elephant that was wearing some kind of orange vest, and he saw a rather round man wearing a blue suit and blowing a whistle, yelling at the people that were passing by.

"Who the hell is he?" Inuyasha asked, pointing at the blue dressed man.

"That's Mr. Plod." Noddy amswered. "Toy Town's hardworking police officer."

"Doesn't look hardworking at all." Inuyasha mumbled before Mr. Plod blew his whistle in the direction of Noddy and Inuyasha. The whitsle was so loud , that it caused Inuyasha to shriek and cover his ears, despite the whitsle not being a dog whitsle.

Noddy came to a quick hault as Mr. Plod walked over to Noddy's car, smiling small at him.

"Good day, Noddy!" Mr. Plod declared, waving an arm at him.

"Good day to you too, Mr. Plod." said Noddy cheerily. "How has your day been?"

"Quite alright." Mr. Plod responded. Then he looked at Inuyasha. "Who's your new friend, Noddy?" he asked.

Before Noddy could even speak, Inuyasha sat up and glared at Mr. Plod before snapping at him. "I'm the guy who's eardrums you nearly blew out!" he growled.

Mr. Plod smiled sheepishly. "Sorry about that, sir." he said. "But you'll be getting more of that as you stay here. It is my job afterall."

"So it's your job to stand there looking like a fat idiot and blowing whitsles at random people who walk by as they become deaf?!" Inuyasha growled.

"Well I also enforce the laws and make sure Toy Town is safe from any trouble." said Mr. Plod.

"So you're gonna stand there and tell me that a fat sore loser like yourself, actually does something like catch thieves and criminals, and not just stuff his face with meat all goddamn day?" Inuyasha growled.

Mr. Plod glared at Inuyasha. "Sir, I take my job very seriously." he said. "And if you dare insult me or curse at me once more, I shall put you in jail."

Noddy of course, didn't know what Inuyasha was capable of so he tried to talk Inuyasha out of arguing with the police officer.

"Inuyasha, he's serious." Noddy whispered.

"And I'm serious when I say that he can try to move me like he tries to move his fatass evryday!" Inuyasha snapped.

"THAT'S IT! Mr. Plod declared as he took out his baton and pointed it at Inuyasha. "Either come with me to the station or I will have no choice but to use force!"

Inuyasha half smirked. "What's a stick gonna do, fat boy?!" Inuyasha laughed, taunting the police officer.

Mr. Plod growled as he went to strike Inuyasha, only for Inuyasha to leap into the air at the last seocond and land in front of him. "Now here's my weapon." Inuyasha declared as he took out Tetsuaiga and pointed it at Mr. Plod, who was now shaking with terrifying fear.

"Nownow..." Mr. Plod shuttered. "No need to do anything with that..." in a second, Mr. Plod was running and screaming like a girl.

Inuyasha laughed with pride and humor as he put away the Tetsuaiga as Noddy sighed. "There could've been a better way to handle it, you know." Noddy told Inuyasha.

"Hey, nobody got hurt, right?" asked Inuyasha. Noddy sighed and continued driving down the road until they reached his house. Inuyasha looked at the house as they pulled into the garage. The house was yellow with a red roof and a red chimney.

"Your house is somewhat unorthodox." Inuyasha commented as they walked out of the garage.

"Um...thanks." Noddy said, not really knowing what it means. They then walked into the house and Noddy turned on the kitchen light. Inuyasha sighed as he sat at the table, thinking to himself about how he was going to get home.

"Hey, Noddy is there like some old...wise magician kind of guy you know?" asked Inuyasha.

Noddy nodded. "I have a friend named Big Ears." Noddy answered. "He could probably help you out."

"Can we visit him tomorrow?" Inuyasha asked once again.

Noddy then thought about his schedule. "I guess so." he said. "I'm not really busy tomorrow." Noddy let out a yawn. "Well I'll be going to bed. Do you want me to find you a place to sleep, Inuyasha?"

Inuyasha shook his head. "It's alright." he said bluntly. "I can manage."

Noddy giggled a little. "Okay! See you in the morning!" he called as he walked up the stairs and into his room.

"What a strange kid." Inuyasha mumbled as he laid his head down on the table and closed his eyes, with hopes that this 'Big Ears' fellow that Noddy mentioned would actually help him get back to his own time. Only tomorrow would give him his answer.