Snowyowlgirl: Time for more torturing!!
SetoEvee7 and SetoSora77: YAY TORTURTING!!
Snowyowlgirl: Just in case any of you have forgotten…
THE AMAZING DISCLAIMER: SNOWYOWLGIRL AND SETOEVEE7 AND SETOSORA77 DO NOT OWN YUGIOH OR CHARACTERS OR ANYTHING ELSE THEY MIGHT HAVE DECIDED TO CHUCK IN HERE THAT BELONGS TO ANOTHER ANIME!!
Snowyowlgirl: and now that THAT'S done,……
SetoSora77: TORTURING TIME!!
Everyone ever to be: YAAAAAAAAY!!
CHPT 2!!
Snowyowlgirl: Lets see how much we can screw things up this time…. Ok so we left Kaiba sugar crazy and running around on the roof of Kaiba corp., while the millenium pixy stick that Mokuba chucked out the window (that also turned Kaiba sugarcrazy and gave Mokuba fairy wings and a tiara) clonked Joey on the head and gave him 5 cupcakes and 12 giant donuts and he was deciding whether or not to sell it on eBay….
SetoEvee7: and you unleashed a plethora of chickens upon all of Kaiba corps…
Snowyowlgirl: oh yeah I almost forgot about that….
SetoSora77: HATE….chickens….must….kill…them…all….(a chicken appears on her head) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!(takes chicken and throws it off conveniently nearby cliff)
Snowyowlgirl: Ok then, before SetoSora77 decides to go on a major chicken killing spree, lets join Joey shall we….
Joey: hmmmmmm…. Sell it on eBay, keep it for the food… Sell it on eBay, keep it for the food…Aaargh I cant make up my mind!!(the pixy stick glows and sticks to his hand yet again; POOF…. Many, many more giant donuts appear, burying Joey…..)
SetoSora77: AAAAH stop it your making me hungry!!
Joey: (eats his way through the load of donuts; pulls box out of nowhere and puts pixy stick inside….) There!! Hmmmm… so now what do I do…..
Snowyowlgirl: While Joey uses the part of his brain that does NOT think about food all the time to figure out what to do, we join Kaiba and Mokuba on the roof again….
Kaiba: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!(still running in circles)
Mokuba: (sobbing) AAH!! My big brother's gone permanently insane!! And ill never become a fully fledged fairy!! Er, did I say that out loud….?!
Kaiba: (all of a sudden stops) I….-sniff-….smell….DONUTS!!(he runs over to one side of the building and looks down to see a pile of giant donuts in the street, and Joey making a big hole in the pile by eating his way through them….)
Kaiba: THAT MUTT HAS DONUTS!! MUST HAVE SUGARY GOODNESS OF DONUTS!!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! (jumps off side of building)
Mokuba: OH NO!! (flies over and grabs Kaiba as he's falling and tries to use his fairy wings to fly back over to the roof)
Snowyowlgirl: hmmmm…. I'm bored again lets screw things up a little….(laughs evilly)
(all of a sudden a humungous gust of wind comes out of nowhere and blows Mokuba and Kaiba away from the roof of Kaiba corps…..)
SetoEvee7: Where are they going??
Snowyowlgirl: I dunno ill figure that out later…. Back to Joey!!
(While Joey is trying to decide what to do next, a hungry horde of little kids comes and starts eating the pile of giant donuts!!)
Joey: hmm…what to do, hmm…wha- HEY, GET AWAY FROM MY DONUTS!! THOSE ARE MINE I TELL YOU, MINE!! (Joey rants on and on at them, but all they can really hear is: woof!! Woof woof!! Bark, bark, bark!! WOOF!! because their brains have been genetically altered or something like that by the author, aka: me)
Joey: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!
(the little kids finish off the donuts and run back to their little schools or mommys or torture chambers or wherever they were in the first place)
Joey: THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN!!
Ryou Bakura: (randomly walking by) Joey, who are you yelling at?
Joey: (turns to ryou ) THOSE KIDS STOLE ALL MY GIANT DONUTS!!
Ryou: erm…. Giant donuts?
Joey: Oh yeah!! Look at this!! (he opens box)
Ryou: Is that a…. gold pixy stick?? Where did you find that?
Joey: ehhhh, some moron chucked it at my head….. It can make food appear out of nowhere!! Heh heh, maybe I won't sell it on eBay; Lifetime supply of giant donuts!!
(all of a sudden Ryou bakura's ring glows and points to the golden pixy stick)
Ryou: What?? That pixy stick is a millenium item??
Joey: WHAT??(drops box) NO WAY!! Aw, just great. Now I'm gonna have people trying to duel me for it and stuff…… Hey!! Maybe if we're lucky, no one else really knows what it is!! Yeah, that's it!!
(then out of nowhere three evil black chickens that can fly swoop out of nowhere)
Joey and Ryou: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
Evil Black Chickens: BWACK!! (one of the evil black chickens grabs the pixy stick out of the box and tries to run off with it)
Joey: NOOOOO!! MY PIXY STICK!!(runs after evil black chicken but the other two start attacking him and ryou)
Ryou: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! STOP PECKING ME!!
(the pixy stick starts to glow and sticks to the chicken's beak…..)
Evil Black Chicken: Bwack?
(POOF!! The chicken turns into…)
Joey: IT'S A GIANT MUFFIN!!
(the evil black chicken that was attacking ryou now grabs the millenium pixy stick with its beak and tries to fly off with it…. It too glows and sticks to the chicken's beak and POOF!!)
Joey: It's a lollipop!!
(the last evil black chicken make one final attempt to steal the pixy stick. POOF!! And…)
Joey: It's a……………. OO!!
Ryou: daffodil??
(both stare at the daffodil in amazement)
Snowyowlgirl: Ok, lets see…. Who to visit next……
(In a secret lair of secretness)
(that is filled with evil chickens)
Marik: NOOOOOOOOOO!! MY EVIL BLACK CHICKENS HAVE FAILED!!
Odion: Master…..-sniff-….I really am…..allergic to chickens…. ACHOO!!
Marik: Shut up, Odion. I MUST have that pixy stick!!
Odion; Yes Master. -sniff-
Marik: hmmmmmmmm but how to do that…….
Odion: Master, why don't you have the chickens carry the pixy stick in a box or something?
Marik: I said SHUT UP!! I am trying to think……..
Snowyowlgirl: (enters lair)You are such a moron.
Marik: Who are you?! And how did you get in here?? Odion, did you let her in??
Odion: No, master, I did not. ACHOO!!
Snowyowlgirl: Sorry, no time to chat. Just need one of these chickens…..(picks up a nearby evil pink chicken) buh-bye!!
Marik: No-WAIT!! Where are you going with Tiffany?!
Snowyowlgirl: you'll see. Next chapter anyways.
Marik: WHAT?? The chapter is ending?? NOOOOO!!
Snowyowlgirl: alright…. cut!!
Marik: But-
Snowyowlgirl: CUT!!
Marik: No wait-
Snowyowlgirl: CUT!!
(a nice big rock falls on Marik's head, knocking him out.)
Snowyowlgirl: that's better!!
Setosora77: O.O
SetoEvee7: ok then….
Random Announcer Person: Next time….. What will Joey and Ryou do once they're finished staring at the daffodil-that-was-once-an-evil-black-chicken? Will Mokuba be able to keep Seto Kaiba airborne much longer? Will Kaiba ever get his millennium pixy stick back? What will Snowyowlgirl do with Marik's precious Tiffany, the evil pink chicken? And will the other Yugioh characters, like Yugi, Triston, Tea, and others, EVER get a part in this story?
Snowyowlgirl: Shut up, I'm getting there…..
Random Announcer Person: And why am I random?? Why can't I be a specific person?? WHY??
Snowyowlgirl: BECAUSE!! You're in MY fan fiction!! So THERE!!
Setosora77: oh boy……
Snowyowlgirl: THE CHAPTER HAS ENDED!! Plz review!!