In Kuroshitsuji "Season 2", we're all aware that they've decided to throw away all of our old beloved cast members. The anime producers decided to take it upon themselves to end the anime in a fag-licious way, killing Ciel and burning down the mansion, probably murdering all the rest of the servants as well. And Sebastian walked away, saying "I am a demon and a butler; and I am alone".

Or something sappy and cute like that. (This was supposed to happen in the beginning of the first episode of Monoshitsuji). If you don't know what that is, go Google it and become enraged. It's an absolute disgrace I tell you; AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE.

So In honor of Monoshitsuji and its beautiful , amazing, wondrous glory (extreme sarcasm used here), this chapter of Bust My Phantomhive Buttons is going to be dedicated to it. Please, enjoy (not really).

Let me explain all of the Monoshitsuji characters. I am aware of the real names that were revealed for the master and servant, but for the sake of my sanity, I am going to simply spell everything backwards.

So Monoshitsuji Ciel is Leic (pronounced Lee-ick), Monoshitsuji Sebastian is Naitsabes (pronounce it however the fuck you want to), Monoshitsuji Undertaker is the Overtaker, because the opposite of Under is Over (duh, stupid). Monoshitsuji Grell is Llerg, and he likes green instead of red, because green is the opposite of red. Monoshitsuji Finnian is Nainnif, and instead of a gardener he's an owner of a Pet Cemetery. Bard is Drab, and in light of that he's boring and bleh and depressed. Maylene is Enelyam, which is hard to type so I'm not going to use her much. Oh, and Pluto is Otulp, and he's a cat. There. I think we're good.

Back from the Bahamas…(That's right, you weren't invited).

Ciel was sittin at his little desk of sex. Actually, he was having sex on it. With Finnian. Yeppers they were having wild plant sex on Ciel's desk, where he writes important documents for his children's toy company. How pure. And innocent. Good Ciel, great. Get your cum all over the papers that say that Peter Rabbit is now for sale for 3.99 at the Toy Store.

Sebastian barged in, angrily, because he didn't like Finny hittin on his Ciel. "My Lord!" he exclaimed, breaking into a sweat, "we have to go see the Undertaker, right now!"

Ciel quickly put some clothes on, for he couldn't go out naked. However, he can't possibly dress himself, so Sebbs had to help him.

Everyone was clothed. They were in clown suits. Ciel had a big red nose on and when you squeezed it, it honked, like a horn on a child's bicycle. Heh heh. Honk honk. HONK. Anyways…

They arrived to the Undertaker's shop in their clown car. Climbing out, they saw that the shop had been transformed! GASP!

Instead of a gloomy, dark, evil looking lair that housed dead bodies that the Undertaker raped nightly, it was a beautiful flower shop. Gorgeous baskets of lilies and roses lined the windows, and vines fell upon the walls with buds of pink and yellow sprouting from them. Ciel couldn't smell however, for his clown nose was in the way. Sebastian started sneezing violently because of the pollen, snot dripping from his nose.

The door was opened to reveal even more flowers, and cards, and sappy bears holding signs that said 'I Love You'. Ciel and Sebby-chan looked around, disturbed, and wondering where the Undertaker was.

All of the sudden, a man walked out from around the corner. He had silver hair, styled into a bowl cut, and his straight bangs fell over his face, covering his eyes. He had a beanie hat with a propeller resting atop his head. And his smile was exactly the same as the Undertaker's. Ciel looked down, examining his body. He was wearing a pink florist's apron…and nothing else. Ciel could see in the mirror behind the man that his butt cheeks were flapping in the wind, very tight and very naked. And on his hands…were mittens. Not the kind of mittens where the fingers are separated, but the kind of mittens that are shaped like Michigan.

"Why HELLOOOOOO," he said sensually, his smile growing bigger. "Welcome to my shop, sirs."

Ciel was extremely disturbed, his innocent virgin eyes tainted by the exposed ass.

"Undertaker…?"

He laughed obnoxiously, "No, no! You must be the Master Ciel. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon. I'm not the Undertaker, I'm the Overtaker. I'm a florist."

Sebastian blinked twice in the same second, "Okay…?"

"And uh…it's time to die!" He said with a bigger smile, pulling out a feather pen. Of which he used to write love letters for people who couldn't bear to do it themselves. What a sad pen.

He shanked Sebastian with it, and blood spewed everywhere. It splattered all over the walls and shit, painting the white roses red. OHHHHHH ALICE IN WONDERLAND PUN. DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? YOU BETTER HAVE BITCH. YOU BETTER HAVE.

So yeah Sebs died. Like in the manga. Who killed Sebastian with the fire poker in the foyer? Wasn't me! XD

Ciel flipped his shit again, crying and screaming. He slapped Sebastian's cold dead body and ran around screaming. He came to a closet and opened it, trying to find somewhere to hide. BUT! Inside was the Undertaker! He was naked and gagged, tied up in the closet in a sexual manner. Ciel took a step back, appalled.

Undertaker groaned and moaned for help, but Ciel was too selfish to care, so he ran off and out of the florist's shop, and back to his mansion.

Finnian burst into the Overtaker's place, wearing nothing but a cape (and a shovel). He ran to the closet, screaming. "UNDERTAKER~~~~~~!!!!". His eyes sparkled with the gleam of love and hope, running with his arms outstretched towards the naked Undertaker. Liec came around the corner and stabbed Finny with his jagged cane, causing him to bleed all over the Undertaker. Finny fell to the floor, and in the panic, the Undertaker freed himself from his restraints. He leaned down, holding the limp Finny in his long pale arms.

"Finnian, don't die on me! You can't leave me here! I love you!" He sobbed, his tears flowing down his pointy face, falling onto his silver pubes.

Finny reached up and stroked the side of the Undertaker's face…no, his penis. "I love you Undertaker…I see…a light…"

"Go towards the light Finny. Go towards it. It's a good light. Wait, is it white or red?"

"Red…"

"That's hell Finny. That's because you're a pedophile."

"Pedo…phile….Ciel…" And with that, Finny died.

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Undertaker cried, flailing his arms around like a dying duck.

"Yes~!" Liec responded, stabbing the Undertaker as well.

Undertaker fell to the floor on top of Finny, bleeding out everywhere. And that's how they died (GASPU).

Liec wiped the blood off his cane, pushing back his orange-ish white hair (opposite of blue-grey is gross orange-off white). "Now," he said, "I must go rape and kill everyone else."

Back at the Phantomhive mansion, Ciel was hiding in the kiddie pen with all the kittens. Ciel had recently taken a liking to kittens, and he particularly enjoyed skinning them and using their skin to make hats and scarves. He started skinning a grey kitten, crying at the loss of his butler.

"Is that you, Liec? No, it's Ciel," shouted a burly voice.

"Who's there?!" Ciel shouted, throwing the half-dead half-skinned kitten to the side.

"It's me! Grell! Or should I say…Llerg~!" the man stepped out, revealing his long, curly green locks. They flowed around like water, the green resembling the color of seaweed. He carried a teddy-bear on a stick instead of a chainsaw, and was wearing a cheetah-print leotard.

Ciel stared up at him. "Uh…hi?"

Llerg smacked Ciel on the head with the teddy bear, shouting "Llerg uses Double-Slap!" It was not very affective. This only angered Ciel, who proceeded to rip the teddy bear off of the stick and rape it.

"Not Mister Fluffle-Kins!" Llerg screamed in distress. He kicked Ciel off of the teddy-bear and grabbed it, pouting. "Only I can make love to Mister Fluffle-Kins! He's MY wife! MINE!"

And with that Llerg left, his cheetah-print leotard riding up like a thong between his ass cheeks.

Well, that's all I feel like writing for now. I hope that was enough sexy sex sexlicious orgasmic-sex for you for now. Comments and reviews are appreciated. And your suggestions will only help to make the next chapter even sexier.

Toodle-Loo.