Donna Noble has logged on
DONNA NOBLE: Is anyone else here?
ROSE TYLER: I am
DOCTOR.2: Me too
DONNA NOBLE: So how come there are two Doctors?
DOCTOR.2: I would say Spoilers…
DONNA NOBLE:…I might pay a visit to the Shadow Procolomation myself
ROSE TYLER: So what have you been doing? Handy and I just finished work
DONNA NOBLE: Went to see some sort of carnival on a planet
DOCTOR.2: Which one? The festival of the green moon? That's brilliant :)
DONNA NOBLE: I dunno. It was good though :) Doctor made me drink some kind of beer which looked like puss, but it tasted well good :)
Doctor has logged on
DOCTOR: I might change my name to Ten…or The Doctor
DONNA NOBLE: Musing out loud again, sweetie?
DOCTOR: Maybe :P
Doctor has changed his name to The Almighty Doctor…who is brilliant
DONNA NOBLE: Oh help us…
THE ALMIGHTY DOCTOR...WHO IS BRILLIANT: I like it :)
DONNA NOBLE: Well of course you would
ROSE TYLER: Seriously?
THE ALMIGHTY DOCTOR…WHO IS BRILLIANT: Ok…
The Almighty Doctor…who is brilliant has changed his name to Ten
TEN: That gives a better ring to it
DONNA NOBLE: Yeah…
DOCTOR.2: Technically then aren't I Ten.2?
TEN: I guess
DOCTOR.2: Why not John Smith?
TEN: Why John Smith?
DOCTOR.2: That's my name
TEN: You stole my name! -_-
DOCTOR.2: I am you
TEN: Ok…fine. Valid Point
DOCTOR.2: Thank you
DONNA NOBLE: I'm confused
TEN: Don't worry :)
Doctor.2 has been changed to John Smith
JOHN SMITH: Thank you :)
TEN: You're welcome
Clara Oswald has logged on
CLARA OSWALD: Calling all boys and girls. Clara is in the house :)
TEN: Why haven't you and Jack met?
CLARA OSWALD: I think he's intimidated by me
ROSE TYLER: Of course he is
CLARA OSWALD: Yup
TEN: Donna and I just went to the festival of the green moon. It was brilliant :)
JOHN SMITH: … why do I bother…
DONNA NOBLE: :P
CLARA OSWALD: Well, the Doctor and I just got back from some sitting. We sat by the doors of the TARDIS and looked over systems and galaxies that went past us. He called it 'Donna's Way'
DONNA NOBLE: Oh yeah :)
TEN: I remember that.
CLARA OSWALD: Why is it Donna's Way?
DONNA NOBLE: When I first met the Doctor I appeared inside the TARDIS and then ran to the door because I thought he was a kidnapper, but realised we were in deep space
CLARA OSWALD: Ah makes sense :P
ROSE TYLER: I miss all of that :(
JOHN SMITH: I'll get our TARDIS up and running don't worry!
ROSE TYLER: When?
JOHN SMITH: Couple more months. Just needs to grow a bit more :)
ROSE TYLER: Fine :)
DONNA NOBLE: Where are you exactly? I thought you were trapped in a parallel universe?
ROSE TYLER: I am. Not trapped anymore though :)
JOHN SMITH: Thank you ;)
CLARA OSWALD: How are our messages sending through a parallel universe?
TEN: It's a refragment exchange between the hydrolicer and the metropodian switches, which then feeds back in to the hotwire loop and ripples through the midochondriac sender
DONNA NOBLE: …
ROSE TYLER : Errr…
CLARA OSWALD: I got it :)
TEN: Did you?
CLARA OSWALD: Yep
TEN: Really?
CLARA OSWALD: No…
TEN: Didn't think so. Where am I anyway?
CLARA OSWALD: I don't know. In the swimming pool I think…hang on…shit
DONNA NOBLE: Clara Oswald! Language! Please, let's keep this PG
ROSE TYLER: She's gone, Donna
DONNA NOBLE: Yeah…
TEN: I wonder what I did that means Clara swore at me…
DONNA NOBLE: Anything Doctor, knowing you
ROSE TYLER: That's true :)
JOHN SMITH: I love how Rose and I are sitting next to each other…
DONNA NOBLE: The Doctor and I are as well
TEN: Well this is useful…
DONNA NOBLE: Well, we know eleven isn't sitting next to Clara
ROSE TYLER: Duh
DONNA NOBLE: …
CLARA OSWALD: I'm back. You wouldn't believe what you just did.
ROSE TYLER: I dread to think
CLARA OSWALD: You were exchanging the fuse's in all the plugs. While in the swimming pool
DONNA NOBLE: Oh god :/
CLARA OSWALD: I thought you were joking!
TEN: I probably was, Clara Oswald, but now that you told me, I have to go be a stupid idiot and do major rewiring while surrounded by water
CLARA OSWALD: Oh
TEN: Oh it is
ROSE TYLER: Surely you can just…not?
JOHN SMITH: That would create a paradox
ROSE TYLER: Which is…?
TEN: Rassilion give me strength. Did saving your father not teach you anything?
ROSE TYLER: Oh yeah :)
DONNA NOBLE: paradox, shamadox. Why practically sentence yourself to death by electrocution?
TEN: Because Clara told me to!
CLARA OSWALD: You can't use that :)
TEN: I'm going to bed
DONNA NOBLE: But you don't sleep?
TEN: That you remember?
DONNA NOBLE: I remember the things that will come back to haunt you, spaceman :)
TEN: I know
DONNA NOBLE: Night sweetie ;)
TEN: Night :)
Ten has logged off
DONNA NOBLE: Ha he hasn't gone to bed. He's tinkering with the TARDIS. He may have forgotton I'm in the same room as him…
ROSE TYLER: He does tend to do that
CLARA OSWALD: A lot
DONNA NOBLE: Well, I'm gonna go join him. In whatever. Oh no, he wants me to log off now. We're going somewhere. Bye :)
CLARA OSWALD: Byeeee :)
Donna Noble has logged off
CLARA OSWALD: I'm gonna go see what clever boy is up to. A bientot, ma chicas
ROSE TYLER: You used two different languages in the same sentence
CLARA OSWALD: Oh yeah :) Bye xx
Clara Oswald has logged off
JOHN SMITH: I've got a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
ROSE TYLER: If you're going to sing it, please don't type it as well
JOHN SMITH: And this is how it goeeeeessss
ROSE TYLER: -_-
Rose Tyler has logged off
JOHN SMITH: Oh…
John Smith has logged off