Kurt had agreed. Agreed to be Sebastian Smythe's pretend boyfriend. For how long? Neither male knew.
Kurt found himself sitting in Sebastian's car, biting his lip hard enough that it was near the skin tearing. They were heading to McKinley, so Kurt could at least attend some of the club.
"What do you expect their reaction to be?" Sebastian asked.
"If it is anything like these texts, run as soon as I get out of that door," Kurt replied, looking through the rage texts he had received.
"Pitchforks?" Sebastian raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah."
"I think I will walk you to the choir room, thanks."
"Oh, you aren't one of those protective false boyfriends are you?" Kurt laughed.
"You never know, I might be," Sebastian grinned.
"I hate you."
"No you don't. You wouldn't have agreed to this otherwise. By the way, you agreed almost instantly. You just want to feel my lips on yours, right?"
"You fucking wish. I just want revenge."
"Oh, I wish Kurt. I wish."
Sebastian pulled up into an empty parking space outside McKinley.
"You don't have to walk me in," Kurt said, unbuckling his seatbelt.
"It's all apart of the façade, Kurtie."
Kurt frowned, climbing out of the car, meeting Sebastian at the front.
"If they don't believe us…" Kurt sighed.
"Then you can kill me."
"It would be my pleasure to."
Sebastian linked his hand with Kurt's, heading towards the school.
"Part of the act?" Kurt whispered, to which Sebastian nodded to.
They entered the choir room, which went silent straight away.
"Kurt?" Mercedes raised her eyebrows as she looked at Kurt, then Sebastian and finally their linked hands.
"Yeah?"
"When did that happen?" Blaine demanded.
"Oh, about a few months ago. I would say two," Sebastian smirked.
"You've been cheating on me?!"
"It's not cheating if you was already doing it with Charlie!" Kurt retorted.
"Who's Charlie?" Santana asked.
"Some guy I met at Scandals…" Blaine sighed. "How did you find out anyway?"
"A fantastic thing called your mobile phone," Kurt grinned.
"You went snooping!" Blaine accused.
"It's not snooping if your phone kept vibrating every five seconds!"
"Babe, calm down. He isn't worth it," Sebastian whispered, just loud enough for the group to hear.
"I know. I'll see you in half an hour," Kurt leaned up to kiss Sebastian's cheek before running to take an empty seat next to Quinn.
Sebastian left the choir room, to go sit in his car.
Mr Schue managed to keep the rest of the time under control, keeping all attention away from Kurt's love life with Sebastian. But at the end of the half hour, questions were asked. Sebastian entered, looking at his watch.
"You said half an hour, it's been thirty-six minutes," Sebastian smirked.
"Oh, ha-ha-ha."
Kurt stood up, taking Sebastian's hand and leading him out into the corridor.
"You could have come in after the half hour," Kurt groaned.
"What did they do for six minutes?"
"Ask me hundreds of questions."
"Hundreds?"
"Not even exaggerating. It was a hundred per minute."
"Six hundred questions? I didn't even know there were that many about a relationship," Sebastian chuckled.
"Blaine kept asking the same question."
Sebastian unlocked his car, and the pair both got in.
"So our plans, darling?" Sebastian asked.
"Lima Bean. We can go to the mall tomorrow or something," Kurt smiled faintly.
"Fine by me. I do live there after all," Sebastian laughed.
"Oh shut up," Kurt looked out of the window.
Sebastian continued to laugh and tease Kurt for the whole drive to the Lima Bean.
"You know you aren't my actual boyfriend right?" Kurt raised an eyebrow.
"All part of the façade, Hummel," Sebastian grinned.
"Of course."
They got out of the car, and walked into the Lima Bean before ordering their coffees and grabbing a table.
"So, tell me about yourself, Sebastian."
"What do you want to know?"
"Anything, to be honest."
"Well, my name is Sebastian James Smythe. I have three siblings, two sisters and one brother. I live with both of my parents. I go to Dalton Academy and I am apart of the Warblers, who are far better than the New Directions," Sebastian paused. "I like reading, I have an obsession with Harry Potter. My favourite band is Maroon 5, for no real reason. That is basically it."
"My name is Kurt Ethan Hummel. I have a step-brother, I live with my dad and my step-mother. I attend William McKinley High School and I am apart of the New Directions, who are so going to thrash the Warblers at Regionals. I also have an obsession with Harry Potter and my favourite singer is Adele."
Sebastian drank his coffee, nodding slightly.
"Anderson alert," he whispered when he put his coffee down.
"He followed us," Kurt mumbled, taking Sebastian's hand into his own.
"So, our plans for tomorrow? Mall?" Sebastian asked, a smile plastered on his face.
"I was thinking that we go to Dalton. I haven't seen Nick and Jeff in ages."
"Sounds good to me. I have Warblers practice after school tomorrow though, so are you okay driving up to the school on your own?" Sebastian asked.
"Of course, 'Bastian. I'm a big boy now," Kurt laughed.
"Are you sure?" Sebastian smirked.
"Get your head out of the gutter, Seb."
"You love it, really," Sebastian grinned.
"Of course I do. Who else would love that their boyfriend loves sex so much."
"You would it to if you'd let me the other night."
"Oh shut it, 'Bas."
Sebastian smirked, drinking his coffee.
"Well what do we have here?" Blaine asked, walking over to them, with Rachel beside him.
"A lovely couple enjoying a coffee date?" Rachel looked at Blaine.
"Exactly what me and my ex-boyfriend had planned to do this evening."
"Oh you mean your cheater ex-boyfriend?"
"Oh piss off you two!" Kurt shouted. "You cheated on me first because I saw texts from this Charlie guy from last August!"
Blaine paled slightly, looking between Kurt and Sebastian.
"So it is true. You was cheating on Kurt with someone else. Where did you meet him? Scandals?" Sebastian looked Blaine up and down, as if looking for clues.
"Dalton."
"You mean Charlie Brighton?!" Sebastian shouted, angry.
"You know him?" Kurt asked Sebastian, rubbing his thumb along Sebastian's hand in an attempt to calm him down.
"He's my roommate," Sebastian frowned.
"Your roommate?! He said I knew his roommate but I didn't think it was you," Blaine's jaw had dropped.
"Likewise. I thought he had gone for Kurt or someone decent," Sebastian smirked.
"Thought who had gone for someone decent?" a male asked joining the group.
He had blonde hair, that was currently covering his eyes and he was wearing some of the newest clothing from a couple of designers.
"Charlie," Sebastian ground his teeth together.
"Did I forget to make my bed again?"
"No. You decided to practically fuck my boyfriend's ex-boyfriend."
"Uh, who?" Charlie cocked his head slightly, confused.
"Anderson."
"He told me he was single," Charlie looked at Blaine, an eyebrow raised.
"I-I…Y-you…" Blaine stammered.
"Get out of here, Anderson!" Charlie shouted.
Blaine whimpered slightly, linking his hand with Rachel's before leaving the scene.
"I am so sorry, Kurt was it?" Charlie looked at Kurt, who nodded. "He honestly told me he was single when we started to hook-up."
"It's fine," Kurt smiled softly.
The three sat their getting to know each other a bit better, and having a laugh. They also made reasons as to why Blaine Anderson should die.