Set in senior year. Tandre established relationship.
A/N: okay, i'm adding a text from the site "texts from last night" to the beginning of each chapter. and i'm just cleaning them up and editing them a bit! :)
(708): So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
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(tori 3:14): i'm naked
(andre 3:15): where?
(tori 3:17): in your room
(tori 3:18): come here!
(andre 3:19): i'm trying but beck has the keys to my car
(tori 3:21): steal them back!
(andre 3:24): oh should i tor? no i thought i'd just let beck and jade FORNICATE in there for a little longer
(tori 3:29): …that tone was not necessary
(andre 3:31): sorry.
(andre 3:32): btw while you're there i think my chemistry hw is unfinished
(andre 3:34): just saying
(tori 3:38): find your freaking keys!
(tori 3:39): also if you ever ask me to do your hw again i will kick your ass
(tori 3:41): alright i'll have jade to do it
(tori 3:42): but still. it's the thought that counts.
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(andre 3:51): dude i need my keys
(beck 3:53): why?
(andre 3:54): well you know how you like having sex w/ jade? i like doing the same thing, but with tori and she is currently in my bed naked and i do not have any forms of transportation
(andre 3:55): so. keys?
(beck 3:57): yeahh about that
(beck 3:58): what would you say if i told you i didn't.. have them?
(andre 4:01): i would say there is a strong possibility i'm gonna beat you up, fool
(beck 4:02): it wasn't my fault!
(beck 4:04): jade and me started fighting, things got heated
(beck 4:05): and she may have melted the keys
(beck 4:07): in her defense, she did think they were mine
(andre 4:11): one, your gf is a fucking psychopath
(andre 4:12): so thumbs up on that, bet she's fun in bed
(beck 4:13): weird thing to say but thanks i guess
(beck 4:15): why aren't you freaking out right now?
(andre 4:16): because you're picking me up and jade is buying me a new set of keys
(beck 4:19): dude i can't pick you up, i'm in "tutoring" w/ sikowitz
(beck 4:21): he keeps telling me that i need to understand the importance of pineapples in the modern acting world
(andre 4:24): what is with him and fruit?
(beck 4:27): beats me but it's getting weirder and weirder by the second
(andre 4:29): fine, you can't pick me up… what about jade?
(beck 4:31): i hope you know i'm laughing right now
(andre 4:33): me too. if only we lived in a world where jade would be a good person and gave out rides like rex gives out creepy comments
(beck 4:35): that puppet haunts my dreams.
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(andre 4:37): hey are you busy right now?
(cat 4:38): hi! this is cat
(andre 4:40): .. ik cat, that's why im texting you
(cat 4:41): oh that makes sense! what's up?
(andre 4:43): can you give me a ride?
(cat 4:44): what about your car?
(andre 4:46): apparently jade melted my keys. idk. so can you?
(cat 4:49): was it in one of her and beck's special-time games? she said something about fire once
(andre 4:51): fire? why?
(cat 4:53): hmm i think it was actually melting candle wax
(andre 4:54): you're right, that makes it much more normal. but anyway seriously cat can you pick me up? its urgent
(cat 4:56): oh no! is there an emergency?
(andre 4:57): um yeah you could say that
(cat 4:59): i'm joking, andre! tori already told me why you're in such a hurry :)
(andre 5:02): oh that's great.
(cat 5:03): but im very sorry, i'm stuck. try robbie. or rex!
(andre 5:05): rex is a puppet
(cat 5:08): so he can't drive? wow andre way to be racist :(
(andre 5:09): don't ever change, cat.
(cat 5:10): i try not to!
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(andre 5:11): thanks for telling cat the details of our sex life, tor
(tori 5:13): you're welcome jerk
(tori 5:15): maybe you get here faster and i make it up to you
(andre 5:18): believe me, i'm trying!
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(andre 5:23): robbie! bro!
(robbie 5:24): alright. what do you want?
(andre 5:26): don't be like that, man
(andre 5:27): but yeah you're right, i need you to pick me up
(robbie 5:29): no can do, mountain dew
(andre 5:32): what? why?
(robbie 5:35): i'm in… not aerobic ribbon dancing class
(andre 5:37): we will talk about THAT later
(andre 5:39): and also you are all going to force me to hitchhike aren't you?
(robbie 5:41): don't get killed
(andre 5:43): i'll try my best
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(tori 5:50): where are you?
(andre 5:52): i am walking thanks to our sucky friends
(tori 5:53): i have been waiting on your bed naked for two hours
(tori 5:54): you better be nice and READY by the time you get here if you know what i mean
(andre 5:57): babe i've been thinking of you naked for two hours, i think i'll be good
(tori 5:58): thank god
(andre 5:59): you know you're the only girl i've dated that has ever really wanted sex. its hot and weird at the same time
(tori 6:02): aww you know you love me
(andre 6:03): i do
(tori 6:05): wait what?
(andre 6:08): what?
(tori 6:09): what?
(andre 6:11): WHAT?
(tori 6:13): do you? love me?
(andre 6:14): i
(andre 6:17): well
(andre 6:18): idk
(andre 6:19): will it freak you out if i say yes?
(tori 6:22): will it freak YOU out if i say it won't?
(andre 6:23): no
(andre 6:24): so, i love you.
(tori 6:26): i love you too, andre harris :)
(tori 6:28): omg we're so having sex when you get here
(andre 6:30): seriously fucking love you
(tori 6:32): psh baby i know
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(andre 6:34): i'm here!
(tori 6:35): and so are your parents
(andre 6:37): please please please tell me your kidding
(tori 6:39): nope
(tori 6:43): that was a fun conversation
(andre 6:46): let's go to yours?
(tori 6:47): if it gets me out of this awkward situation it's fine w/ me
(tori 6:49): if trina walks in though you get to deal with her gawking at you
(tori 6:52): and probably making some joke about your… size
(andre 6:55): i don't even care we are having sex if it kills me
(tori 6:56): i love you
(andre 6:58): i love you too
(andre 6:59): i love you i love you i love you
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(andre 8:27): okay "i love you" sex is the best sex
(andre 8:28): EVER
(beck 8:30): i told you man
(beck 8:32): don't underestimate the beck-sicle
(beck 8:35): ..pretend i didn't say that
(beck 8:36): seriously
(beck 8:38): that was embarrassing
(beck 8:40): oh no
(beck 8:41): you've already sent it to jade, haven't you?
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(jade 8:54): nice.
(beck 8:56): andre is a douche.
(jade 8:57): that's good coming from the beck-sicle
(beck 8:59): whatever, "jadelyn"
(jade 9:00): aladdin
(beck 9:02): if i'm aladdin you're my jasmine
(jade 9:05): oh we are so roleplaying that shit
(beck 9:06): i was trying to be romantic!
(jade 9:09): trying and failing.
(beck 9:11): you're lucky i love you
(jade 9:13): you're lucky i let you
(beck 9:15): true.
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