We join our not- really- hero hero Rockman, still standing next to his only gay fan.
"So when do I get an autograph?", he asks. "No", replies Rockman. "No isn't even the correct response", the Adoring Fan says. "Oh, sorry. I thought that this was a kind of game where you could only talk to NPCs and reply with YES and NO. I guess this game runs differently, eh?" "MALFUNCTION; ERROR 404 FILE CANNOT BE FOUND. PLEASE INPUT STRING", the Adoring Fan spewed out of his mouth. "BUT THIS ISN'T A WEB BROWS-" "INCORRECT". The game had apparentally frozen.
SYSTEM REBOOT.
"Ungh.. wh- where.. where am I..?" Rockman couldn't see a thing. Things started blurring in slowly, as Rockman got up, dazed. "Is this.. heaven?" Nah. It's the debug room! :D "Debug room? Wha-"
"OMG! OMGOMGOMG!! DUDE! You're like totally at my house! OMG!" said a voice. Rockman opened his eyes. "Oh, hey! It's really nice to see you again! Hey, do you think you got a shotgun somewhere around here? I just need to borrow it for a second, ok?" Rockman said, calmly. "I don't think that 'calmly' is the word", he said quite calmly. "Stop it", Rockman said in a rush. "I'm not rushing anything", Rockman insert word here. "Much better. Um.. is that guy going to move any time soon?" ""OMG! OMGOMGOMG!! DUDE! You're like totally at my house! OMG!" said the voice. "Did you just copy and paste that?" Rockman questioned the narrator. Yes, by the way. And I also stole this idea from "Bokaj Rellim". "Rellim" for short. Or "that wierdo who created Aero" for long. The Adoring Fan then choked on the shotgun he was about to give to Rockman and died a slow and painful death. Then he slowly faded, and reappeared on his couch, reading animal porn magazines. "OMG! OMGOMGOMG!! DUDE! You're like totally at my house! OMG!"
said a voice. "Stop it!" cried Rockman. "I'm not crying!" Rockman enforced. "Forget this shit. I'm going to Cutman's house."
So off Rockman went, journeying to Cutman's house. It's getting boring having to type Rockman all the time. ROCKMAN DID THIS. ROCKMAN DID THAT. OMG ROCKMAN YOU'RE SO COOL. Let's just call him Rockman.
Only 10 km left for Rockman to travel, he got on a freaking horse somehow and went 9.9 km. Then, his horse disappeared. A few seconds after that, A FREAKING BLACK HOLE SUCKED UP ALL THE BLOOD INSIDE ROCKMAN, LEAVING HIS CORPSE TO ROT AND DRY FOR ALL OF ETERNITY. But then, Rockman respawned, so the black hole kind of failed. Then, the black hole shape shifted into the form of a giant capsule, with a sign on the very top which read "Rockman". "What the shit is this?" Rockman said, as he stepped in. Woah, woah, woah. Rockman just stepped into something he didn't even know, because there was a sign that said his name? Yeah. Smart thinking, einstein. You deserve a fucking medal. "Wh- What's going on?!?" How the hell should I know? All I do is write the story. "Screw you" Rockman said, QUITE CALMLY. "I'M GONNA FUCKING RIP YOUR BALLS AP-" "Rockman. There is no need for this rude language of yours. Now then. I must say a really long and unnecessary paragraph describing how you're the only robot in the world who can finish the job and all that other shit. You know what? I'm not even gonna freaking bother. Here's a power up which allows you to do the Hadouken. It's pretty sweet. You'll be all "OH GUESS WHAT HOMIES. YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT BISH. I GOT A FREAKIN HADOUKEN RIGHT HERE. YOU WANNA MESS WITH ME?" and then you'll be like "HADOUKEN!" and they'll like totally disappear and then like totally reappear when the camera goes else where. WICKED SICK MAN. WICKED SICK", Dr. Light's holographic figure said. "Anyways, I gotta go. Pizza is getting cold. Oh, by the way, I could've put all the upgrades I've made into this capsule, but I'm not going to. I'm too lazy to. It's your problem now, shit storm! Good luck finding all the other upgrades!" Dr. Light had forgotten to turn off the hologram, so Rockman was just stuck there, watching Dr. Light eat his pizza. For the next 10 minutes. "I want some porn. Is this the button, Roll?" and the hologram disappeared. "He didn't even tell me how to use the freaking hadouken! Piece of shit!"
And so, Rockman stormed out of the capsule shaped thingy and kicked it. Really softly. So softly, that nothing happened. Then, 3 seconds later, the capsule turned back into a black hole which sucked up Rockman. And after Rockman was sucked in, something very strange happened. It wasn't ordinary at all. The black hole actually shaped into the form of an actual human being. But the dark figure didn't have any color whatsoever at all. It was pure black. It seemed as though the figure's mouth opened. "OMG! OMGOMGOMG!! DUDE! You're like totally inside my body! OMG!" said the figure, as it slowly faded away, off the surface of the planet.
What will become of Rockman? We will find out in the next chapter: The inside of a crazed fanboy!