Sly screamed like a girl and Carmelita screamed like a man as Murray stomped towards them.
"SSSSSSSSLLLLY, YOU ARE NEXT TO BE DINGED"
Carmelita shakily raised her shock pistol WHICH PACKS A PARALYZING PUNCH and made sure Sly was safe behind her.
"Back off, hippo! I'm sure ringtail isn't wrestling his sexuality like you!"
"BE THE BALL" Murray curled up and rolled into Carmelita, who fell over.
TETANUS.
Sly cowered in fear against the wall as Murray stood, towering a grand 6 inches over him in height.
"Caboose."
Sly screamed again and made a mad dash to get as far away from Murray as physically possible.
"GET BACK HERE, SLYYYYYYYYYYYY~~"
Sly grabbed onto a lamppost and started climbing, but was suddenly tugged down like a ragdoll when Murray grabbed his slim ankle and yanked.
Having lost his boot but miraculously made it out, Sly jumped up and kept running, though sort of awkwardly.
He ran and ran, but soon tripped. Murray rolled toward him, so in a desperate panic, Sly jumped toward the water. He did his ninja spire jump, but the metal was sharp and cold on his bare foot and he yelped before falling off of the post.
"SSSSLLY!"
Luckily, Sly fell into a boat. Or onto it. He bounced up and fell back into the water, his hat staying above the surface as he disappeared.
Murray grabbed the side of the nearby bridge and lowered himself a bit. He felt Sly panicking under the surface, trying hard to swim up, and his small, delicate blue gloves hand subconsciously grabbed tightly onto Murray's own huge pink fist at the first sign of contact.
Murray tugged Sly up onto the bridge and reached for the raccoon's cap as the master thief got onto his hands and knees and coughed up the water that had made its way into his lungs; his tail standing stiffly with each cough.
Murray managed to grab the cap and then pulled himself onto the bridge as well.
Sly looked up at him, his large brown eyes tender and tearful. Murray gently slipped the cap over Sly's wet hair.
"I'm gonna ding you so hard."
Sly's eyes widened in horror.