DISCLAIMER: I don't own Sailor Moon. So if anyone sues me all they'll get is my beanie baby collection.
SAILOR COSMOS:FROM THE BEGINNING PG-13(JUST TO BE SAFE)
CHAPTER 2:
I was about 14 years old when I met my reincarnated beloved. I knew nothing of my past and he nothing of his. The day had been devastating. I had gotten detention from Sensei Haruna and a 35 on a math assignment. I decided I didn't need to be grounded as well, so I balled it up and threw it as hard as I could. It landed on top of a very handsome college man's head.
"Nani?" he shouted out in surprise. He picked up the paper and unballed it. "Tsukino Usagi got a 35 on a math test," he read, "You must be her. Nice hairstyle. Has anyone ever told you it looks like odangos."
My day already wasn't turning out to be so great and this jerk had to go and make it worse. "You baka. You just have to tell all of Japan that I failed a math test, don't you!" I shouted with all my might.
Then the guy just smirks and walks into the Arcade. 'The Arcade! Just great, my day was turning out to be perfect. First school and now at the Arcade I'm having a bad day,' I think while following him into the Arcade.
The first person I saw was Motoki-onni-san. Motoki works at the Arcade and I love to see him everyday when I come in."Konichiwa, Motoki-onni-san," I say to him happily as I take a seat in front of the counter he's cleaning, "Can I have the usual and a order of large French fries?" I smiled when I saw that Motoki already had my usual order of a chocolate milkshake and cheeseburger ready.
"So, Odango-attama, are you going to try to eat your troubles away?" a very snobbish voice asked me from behind, "I don't think our friend Motoki has enough food to satisfy you if you are."
'That's it. This guy is really pissing me off. Well if he wants to joke on someone he picked the wrong girl.' "No I was eating an after school snack." I replied with a yawn. I regretted saying it as soon as it was said. "If that's what you call a snack then I'd hate to see what you call a full meal," the baka replied.
'Now normally I hate to talk about people but this guy is just asking for it.' " I don't see how you can talk when it looks like your cup of coffee cost morethan your entire outfit," I told him with a straight face. Then I turned to eat my food as I saw Motoki struggling not to laugh at my comment.
"Usagi, don't mind Mamoru-kun he's just being full of himself a little too much lately," Motoki said with a smile slowly inching its way across his face.
"Oh, I don't think so, Motoki. He's probably just mad cause his underwear are too tight," I said while finishing my milkshake. It was all that was left from what I had ordered.
It was now that the baka had to try to defend himself. He tapped me on the shoulder,
looked me in the eyes with a smile I knew meant he was flirting and whispered to me,
"Now why would you say that. I thought for sure you would have known that my black boxers are never too tight, my Odango-attama."
I know I'm not all that bright but it's not everyday a handsome, conceited, jerk tells you he's wearing black boxers. So I did the only thing I am able to do gracefully. I fell off of my stool, right into his waiting arms. "Daijabou ka, Usagi?" Mamoru whispered into my ear huskily.
"Ne!" I said ecstatically.
I got out of his arms grabbed my bag and was out of the Arcade before he could even figure out what I'd said. I was halfway down the street when I realized I hadn't paid my bill. So I ran back to the Arcade to see Motokistaring at Mamoru as he said, "It's okay, my Odango-attama, I took care of your bill."
Now since this baka started this I had to finish it. So I walked up to him smiling sweetly and said,
"Arigato, Mamoru-san."
Then, with the whole arcade watching, I sat on his lap. 'I can't believe I'm doing this but here it goes.' " See you tomorrow," I said after quickly kissing him on the lips. Then I stood up next to his stool, while leaning forward, and said, "Oh, and Mamoru-baka, my name is not Odango-attama."
Then I poured his entire cup of coffee on his lap, barely noting that it was still very hot, and walked out the door humming 'I'm a little teapot'.
And afterwards I met Luna, my dear friend now, but when we first met I thought she was as annoying as Mamoru. Maybe even more if you consider the fact that she is a talking cat. I was walking home from my adventure at the Arcade when I saw some little boys picking on a cat.
I ran off the boys and bent down to look the black cat over to see how much damage the boys might have done. Nothing was wrong, except for the fact that the cat had a band-aid on her forehead. I knelt forward to take it off and my life was forever changed. The saying "be careful what you wish for" comes to mind as I write about my first night with my new friend.
'I wonder if otou-san would mind if I kept you as a pet?' I thought to myself.
"I'm sure your otou-san would not mind that much Usagi," a voice said.'
Nani? Who in the world said that? It could not be this cat in my arms. I must be losing it.'
"No you are not losing your mind and yes I am talking to you Usagi." the cat said, "My name is Luna and I am going to be your guardian and trainer."
Now I know that under normal circumstances I would have dropped that cat and ran all the into my house, but no, the cat had to have some kind of mind reading thing built in.
"I would just meet you at the front door or sneak into your room while you are sleeping. Now how about we go in your housetogether so I can tell you about your destiny and duty?"
I nodded my head and began walking through my front door. 'This just isn't my day.' I thought.
"Oh, but it is because you are about to get a very big surprise," Luna whispered.
"Now what exactly is that?" I stated loudly and sarcasticly,"The fact that you talk or the fact that I'm crazy 'because both of those could get me a nice white sweater that goes on backwards with little silver clasps."
Luna shook her head and said,"Nie, the fact that you have been talking loudly to me since we met and, now that we're in your room, I'm sure your parents think you need a therapist. Now I can finish telling you that you...are...Sailor Moon."
"Okay, this just keeps getting weirder and weirder. So I'm just going to throw you out my window and pretend that we never met. Okay?" I told Luna and began to try to throw her out of the window. But she jumped and landed on my bed next to a gold broach that I'm sure wasn't there before.
"This is your transformation tool. Just say 'Moon Prism Power' to transform into Sailor Moon"
Luna ordered.
I sighed and said, "Here goes nothing...Moon Prism Power." There was this flash of light with swirling ribbons and then silence again. I turned to speak to Luna, "Nice light show,
but I'm not this Sailor Moon person."
"Look in the mirror child and see for yourself,"was all that Luna replied.
I looked and there I saw myself, the klutz, in a fuka and a tiara just like Sailor V's. ' Well I always wanted to be Sailor V, and now I guess I'm Sailor Me,' I thought.
Luna merely sighed and replyed in thought 'This is going to be a very long night'
And it was a long night. I learned that the negaverse was attacking at the very moment I first transformed. I was forced to try to stop the monster. I didn't know how to use my powers and my fighting skills were not the best. I was very lucky to have had a guardian angel that first night. My Tuxedo Kamen, I will always be grateful for your help that first night. I don't think I ever told him how much that mask really brought out the color in his eyes. Then again it's a little hard to comment on a man's eyes when your always trying to fight for your life every moment he's around. If ever we meet again I must remind myself to ask that man how he gets such beautiful roses all year round to come out of his sleeve. But again I am getting ahead of myself.
-Sailor Cosmos
Arigato for reading and I hope you like what I've written so fair. Critics and commenters are welcome to give their opinions and suggestions