I do not own Twilight! The characters are awesome & I admire Stephenie Meyer.
Here's the first chapter. Review please :) Hope you like it

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Edwards Point of View:

"Where is my cheese?!?!" cried Emmett.

I sat on the couch, keeping a straight face.

"Edward, were you eating Emmett's cheese again?" Esme asked.

"No," I lied.

Emmett's gonna figure it out Edward

Damn. So I guess I should give up now, since Alice's visions are saying he'll figure it out anyway.

Emmett cried and cried on the floor.

"R-r-r-rose, get the keys. I need to go buy my SUPER CHEESE!" he whimpered.

But then there was no response. Rose had left early in the morning.

"Um, Rose stepped out this morning," I said.

Emmett glared at me. He reached into his pocket and pulled out his phone.

"Hello, who the hell is this?" Emmett asked.

"Rose's boyfriend?!?! I'm her wife, I mean husband!" Emmett cried, "Give the phone to her right now!!!"

"Rose? How could you?!?!" he cried.

I looked at Alice she looked as if she was about to crack up.

1,2,3,4,5,6.…

Darn! She was blocking her thoughts again.

"Who am I? It's Emmett!" he paused, " Rose Marie Elvera? Oh sorry, wrong number."

I began to crack up and my whole family joined with me.

Emmett stomped his way out the door.

We continued to laugh.

Emmett's point of view:

"Darn it! I'm an idiot!" I yelled.

"God, Emmett, what did you do?" Rose asked as she appeared suddenly.

"What do you mean?" I looked down at my clothes. They were totally fine.

"Your hair! Did you not fix it?" she asked, "Here." She pulled out a comb out of her pocket and combed down my hair.

I smiled and looked at her deeply in the eyes.

"I love you," I said.

She stared at me and smiled.

"What? Do you not love me too?" I growled.

"Your ridiculous," she laughed.

"So you don't?!?!" I cried.

"Of course I do, my monkey man," she smiled.

"YES!" I yelled.

Meanwhile, at the Cullens' house

DING DONG!

I jumped. It was Bella. I could smell her already. I ran at an inhumanly speed to the door.

God Edward.

"Shut up Alice," I said.

I opened the door and there she was. She looked at me like I was a pot of gold. I didn't understand it. How could she look at me like I'm the valuable prize, when I'm the lucky winner. And why must she give up her precious life to spend the rest of her life as a monster like me.

"Hey," I smiled.

If she was human, she would have blushed tomato red. I really loved that. And I missed it so much.

"Hey," she said as she jumped up onto me with open arms.

I caught her before she slipped.

Good catch Edward. That wouldn't have been pretty if she fell.

Here comes Emmett and Rose.

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