A/N- I am so sorry. I forgot to add MORE HILARIOUS NEW STUFF! I have recomposed this song so that it is more different than the original one. The theme song is still the same, though! I know it's the last day of 2012 so Happy New Year!
Eating cookie dough,
On a one-horse open sleigh ,
Over the fields we go,
Freezing all the way.
Bells on bobtails ring,
Making chickens fight,
What fun it is to laugh and fling
A nasal twang tonight.
OH,
Voldemort,
Ate a wart,
Ripped his shorts,
Today.
All was well,
Till he cast his spell,
And disintegrated away,
HEY,
Voldemort,
Ate a wart,
Ripped his shorts,
They say.
All was well,
Till he cast his spell,
And disintegrated away.
A day or two ago,
I summoned the Dark Lord,
And he appeared by me,
without a wand or sword.
The horse deserved a spank,
His name was Johnas Hord,
We got into a drifted bank,
And we jumped overboard.
OH,
Voldemort,
Ate a wart,
Ripped his shorts,
Today.
All was well,
Till he cast his spell,
and disintegrated away!
A/N- HAHAHA! I hope you like it! I know it's a little late for Christmas, but it's fine for a Happy New Year! Please review! Constructive criticism is allowed, but flames are not. I think I will do a Minecraft parody later.