Yeah... My bad. R&R!

I don't do disclaimers cause this website is called FANFICTION for a reason. Yeah..

Oh and Luke and Thalia are a year older than everyone else.

Dani's POV

Stupid Leo. Stupid Leo's perfectness and his stupid quirkyness and his stupid kick assness. Stupid his perfect untamed, curly, dark brown, hair. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID. It's like he's taunting me. Asking me to be his 'fake girlfriend' to make Serena Freeman back off. Serena is a beautiful, rich, stuck-up, snobby, bitchy, annoying, little... person from our ancient history class. Okay, maybe she's not bad but, she's a man-stealing bitch. Everyone -except Leo- knows that I like him, yet she chases him around like a love sick puppy. It's sickening and makes me want to vomit all over her stupid designer jeans that her stupid, rich daddy bought for her.

"Dani? Dani. Dani. Dani. Dani. DANI! DaniDaniDaniDaniDaniDani!" Leo screamed at me, waving his hands in front of my face.

"Huh? What?" I responded dumbly. "Oh. Sorry." He reached up and knocked my blue beanie off of my head.

I stared at him in shock. I grabbed his hand and twisted it behind his back.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" He hissed.

"Say sorry." I said in a sing-song voice, smiling. "Or uncle. Whichever floats your boat." I laughed as he cried out in pain.

"Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Please let go! Come on, Dani! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! UNCLE!" He cried. I let go.

"You're welcome." I said in a mocking tone. "Now get my beanie, jerk." He glared at me, holding his arm.

He smiled at me, a fake smile, but, it still sent the butterflies in a fluttering frenzy, and went to pick it up. While he was bent over, I kicked his cute little butt and laughed as he fell over.

"Daniella Marie Anderson!" He shrieked at me as he stood up. "And you call me the jerk."

"Yes, yes I do." I said and stuck my tongue out at him.

"So...? What's your answer?" He said, in a pleading kind of voice.

"For the record, this is super shallow and I doubt it will work," He grinned. "but since you're my best friend, I will."

Jason's POV

"Dude! You so couldn't get her! No matter how hard you try, it will never EVER happen!" My best friend, Landyn screamed at me, while laughing.

I'm convinced I can get Piper to go out with me. I just have to play the right cards, but they are convinced that no matter what I do, she won't ever even consider it.

"He's right." Luke said, pointing at Landyn.

"I bet you 50 bucks that I can get her by the end of the week."

"Deal." They agreed in unison.

"Now watch this." I said, as I walked towards Piper.

Piper's POV

I chose to go outside to eat lunch. I thought it might be good to get some fresh air after being stuck in class all day. Worst mistake, ever.

As I was eating my burger, Jason plopped down next to me. He leaned back against the tree, copying my postion. The thing was-it was an extremely skinny tree. His whole left side-legs and shoulders-was pressed up against mine. I scooted over to the left, and leant (A/N: Or is it leaned?) back, obviously forgetting how extremely tiny the tree was, and I fell backwards. I sat back up and looked at Jason, trying not to blush.

His face was red as well, I realized that it was from trying to hold back laughter because right after I sat up, he immediately burst. I glared at him, while a blush crept it's way up, and settled on my cheeks.

"So not funny." I said, even though it kind of was. If that were anyone else, I sure as hell know I would be laughing my ass off.

"Come on, Pipes! You have to admit that kind of was." He said bumping me with his shoulder like we've been best friends for years. I turned my head so I was looking him dead in the eye.

"Don't. Call. Me. That." I said, menacingly.

He held up his hands in surrender. "Sorry." He said trying not to smile. I glared then said:

"What do you want, Grace?" And then took a bite out of my burger.

He very simply stated: "You." I choked for at least five minutes, then regained my composure and I smirked.

"Like that would ever happen."

"Come on, Piper. Please? Just give me a chance." He pleaded. "Besides, what have I ever done to make you hate me so much?"

"Lets see." I said, setting my burger down on my tray, putting on a very fake thoughtful face. I sat up straight, and held up my index finger after a while. "Ooh! I know! You flirt with my to try and get into my pants. You're a total player. My first year here, you broke into me and Dani's dorm, stole our bra's, and hung them up in the guys dorm hallways. Last month, you put a video camera in our bathroom and almost put a video of me taking a shower on the internet, and last week, you spread a rumor that I was pregnant. With your baby."

He smiled. "Oh, good times, good times." He replied, thinking of the memories.

"Good times for you." I said, ate the last bite of my burger, stood up, and walked off, leaving my tray for him to pick up.

Jason's POV

I walked back over to my friends, watching them laugh at me.

"Very smooth, Jase!" Landyn laughed.

"She will so fall for you." Luke mocked as Chris, Butch, and Dylan laugh their stupid asses off.

"Shut up." I said, trying to ignore the fact that I just got rejected by Piper McLean. That is so not good for my rep. "See you bastards later." I said, walking away. "I got a plan to put into action."

Piper's POV

I don't understand why he won't leave me alone for once. Hasn't he bugged me enough? I thought, walking upstairs to my dorm, hoping and praying that Dani wasn't singing 21 Guns. God, that can get annoying. While I was unlocking the door, I noticed a note smack dab in the middle of it.

Meet me on the roof at midnight. I have a surprise for you. Don't worry. It's a plesant one.

-Uhh. Your secret admire?

Hm. What kind of idiot spells pleasant wrong?

Would it hurt to go though? Besides, it's kind of cool to have a secret admirer. Kind of.

It was around 11:45 pm, by the time anticipation finally got the best of me. I got up, changed into a pair of Nike basketball shorts and a baggy t-shirt, and walked to the roof.

As I was walking, I thought about how it might be a prank. Everyone knows that I'm a very curious person so they would know, I could never turn down something like that.

I climbed up the ladder that leads to the roof, being very careful of my surroundings, checking below me every few seconds just to make sure no one is going to mess with me and checking above me the rest of the time just to make sure no one was going to drop something on my head, that could possibly kill me.

I peered through the peephole and was surprised by what I saw. Two chairs, one bedspread, a candle, and two packages of crackers, as well as, Jason.

"Uh," I started. "what is this supposed to be?"

He looked at me, unaware of my entrance. "I was thinking a date?"

"Definitely not." I said about to take a step back down the ladder, before he stopped me.

"Wait, Piper. I need to talk to you." He said, looking sad.

"And you needed to bring me up on the roof to tell me, when you could've just talked to me on the ground like a normal person?" I asked, emphasizing the word 'normal'.

"But how romantic would that have been?" He replied, cheekily.

I responded by glaring at him.

"Just come here, please. I really want to talk to you." He said seriously. After thinking it over, I thought, well how bad could it be?

"Fine," I said. "but just know, that I am not happy about it." He grinned at me and patted the seat next to him. I climbed out, walked over, and sat down, scooting my chair a bit farther away.

"Now how can I make a move on you?" He joked. I just glared at him, pissed off at him for joking about such a preposterous idea.

"Okay, sorry." He said.

"Well?" I asked.

"Well, what?"

"What did you want to talk to me about." I said.

"I just want to get to know you. I think this war has gone on long enough." He replied easily. I reached for a package of crackers and he smirked.

I automatically pulled away from it.

"You poisoned it didn't you?" I asked, suspicious."That's why you invited me up here! So you could kill me!" I said standing up. "You're going to try to murder me, aren't you?" I shrieked.

"Pip-" He started, but I didn't let him finish.

"I can see right through you, Jason Grace! Did Drew put you up to this? Huh? I bet she did, didn't she?" I screamed like a mad woman. I looked around the roof. "Come on out, Drew! Jokes on you! I am so not foolish enough to fall for that!" He looked at me like I belonged in an insane asylum. Truth be told, I probably did.

"Piper. I am not trying to kill you." He promised, trying to grab my hand. I yanked it away and then proceeded to scoot my chair farther away.

I sat back down, wearily. "You positive?"

"Yes." He smiled, looking sincere.

"Okay. What do we do now?"

"Twenty questions?" He asked.

"Okay."

"What's your favorite color?" He asked. I tried to resist a smile, but ended up laughing.

He looked at me confused.

"Can't you think of something a little more original? Dark purple. Favorite movie?" I asked.

"Hey! You asked two questions!" He yelled at me, completely serious.

"Did not!" I laughed.

"Yes huh. You said 'Can't you think of something more original?' then 'Favorite movie?'. Therefore, you asked two questions, meaning I get to ask two questions." He crossed his arms, looking quite pleased with himself.

"Fair enough." I responded.

"My favorite movie is Transformers. And before you ask, yes, only because Megan Fox is in it. First question, who did you have your first kiss with?" He asked. I blushed.

"Um, uh, uh, um, yeah, um," I stuttered. "Ihaven'thadmyfirstkissyet." He smiled.

"I'm sorry what was that last part?"

"I haven't had my first kiss yet." I mumbled.

"One more time." He grinned.

"I haven't had my first kiss yet." I said.

"Sorry, I'm hard of hearing." He stated. "A little louder, sweetheart."

"I haven't had my first kiss yet!" I yelled, leaning over right by his ear.

He didn't seem the least bit affected by it.

"Really?" He asked. "Well, you're about to." And then he leaned over and kissed me.

I know what you all are thinking. Isn't this going too fast? Well, just wait til you see what happens next chapterrrr. Ha. Review.(:

~RaynieJay