CHAPTER 2: WELCOME TO PERFECTION

All four are walking the forest and still no sign of anything. Both Gabriel and Michael are busy talking, Gabriel keeps asking questions while Michael gives him the run down.

Gabriel says, "How come they weren't able to send more solders with you?"

Michael says, "Because we only had enough power to send in one, I don't know anything about quantum or dimetional physics but that's the truth. When I heard what happened to you I volunteered.

"But why rescue us, why are we so important."

"Your part of some prophecy, that's going to get us all out of the shit

We're in."

"I don't understand."

"Once we find a way out of here you will, St. Peter has something to show us."

Meanwhile both Silent Jim and Chris are walking together and asking questions.

Chris says, "So who's the new guy."

Silent Jim looks at him and says, "Michael Lovecraft, he's not on any of our Chapters, he's in Ghost Unit.

"What's that?"

"It's our covert chapter, where the most hazardous operations are taken by anyone willing to risk their lives for the highest profit."

"So there like God's mercenaries."

"Something like that."

"So why is Michael part of it?"

"Michael is one of the best of the best in the Brotherhood but he decided to take this on because there was more adventure and he worked better alone, he has completed and survived missions with no chance of survival more than anyone one else on the roster, in fact he's the only one on it."

"I never knew Gabriel had a brother."

"He doesn't really like talking to much about him, both use to get along but now their nothing but bad blood between them."

"I don't understand?"

"That's a conversation for another time."

All four then come near the end of the wood and then they see a roadway and there is a road sign that is a bit run down and dirty which says Perfection 4 miles. All of them decide to walk toward the town since there is nowhere else to go. They then come near the town Perfection and as they enter they see it looks like any other small town almost similar to any other small towns you name it, but here it just looks really gritty and cruddy as if it's a town that's seen better days. From dirt in places, cracked windows, broken in cars, trash and even biohazard and toxic waste barrels publicly in places, excessive graffiti on the streets which has a few racist symbols like a swastika, body chalk lines on sidewalks, roads, even to the bottom to top of walls. The worst part is the excessive amount of crime and noise occurring as they see this place is filled with all kinds of riffraff, scum, and any kind of evil or dirty person that ever walked the Earth. Some of them are robing stores, others are fighting each other on the street, demons tearing some of the riffraff apart literally, likewise for any human that gang up on a demon or two alone. Demon and humans doing drugs together. Zombies walking the streets and tearing some people up. And riots going on in places, there is one riot going on in a section where it's one faction that is for dumping Toxic chemicals in on section and another dumping Toxic waste in another both sides gang up on each other and even cops called Hell's Police are taking sides of the riot and their when both factions get close they then beat the hell out of each other. All four continue walking staying as far and hidden away from attracting trouble from this cesspool.

Chris says, "Shit this place looks like Tacoma."

All of them then suddenly come up to what look like almost a 1950's drive in like restaurant. With a few of the parking lot, menu and speaker displays. Demon and Human waitress girls on skates and serving most of them their food. And they all look up and see the flashing logo of some sort of cartoonish Devil, childlike and with a wink, holding a pitchfork in one hand and in the other a burger, there is fire on the back of the figure with red neon lights lighting in an upward sequence over and over and the sign reads Dante's Inferno Restaurant. In the Dante's Inferno Café all the Riffraff fight in the restaurant as well as food.

Michael then signals to Gabriel to go there but then Gabriel shakes his head no, which then makes Michael a bit irritated.

Michael says, "C'mon Gabriel, we need to get answers and we've been walking for hours it's time to refuel."

Gabriel says, "I'm thinking about the mission while you're thinking about your stomach."

"An army always travels on its stomach and I think about the mission better on a full one, excuse me."

Michael then just goes in and Gabriel then gives a sigh and looks at the other two seeing them with the same hungry looks. Gabriel then shrugs his shoulders and then all three come inside.

In the restaurant it has the 1950's design with the booths and even counter and stools with the bright shiny red cochin, but the place is out of control as many are food fighting, having fist fights, and there are at least three customers complaining, each are humanoid crazed demons with the yellow cracked skin and eyes.

Three of the demon customers in unison yell and complain, "WHERE'S ARE FUCKIN PIZZA!"

There is someone that comes out with a pizza in hand and this man is wearing army fatigue paints, a white t shirt and apron in front of him. His head is a crew cut, a bit burly from his bulk and size and he comes to them in a polite but restrained manner.

Jeff says, "Here is your Pizza."

The Pizza Pie are laid on the counter.

The three demon costumers in unison, "Thank you1"

The three demon customers then take those pizzas and smash them on a few walking customers nearby and all three of them get in to a fist fight. Jeff witnesses this and grabs his hair. His assistant whom has blond wavy hair, blue eyes, has jeans on and a red t-shirt, Rose his assistant and significant other sees him in distress again and tries to comfort him.

Rose says, "What's wrong baby?"

Jeff let's go of his crew cut hair and then looks at her and says, "Rose, I cannot take it, I cannot take it. Every day, riffraff always trash the restaurant and I've got a big mess to clean up. Worst of all it's those shit headed customers that always wine about not having their pizza and burgers right now.

"Oh, baby don't worry at least we make good business and it will be over soon."

Jeff then looks at her.

"Your right hot mama (kisses her briefly) but this explains why right now, I have a headache this big (Puts his hands out wide.) and why I haven't had enough time to get laid enough. It's fucking up my karma, I'm really stressing, if one more person asks of their ass; I'm going to kick their ass!" He then pounds his fist into his palm.

Michael comes onto the customer counter.

Michael says, "Um excuse me: I'd like a large Pepperoni Pizza with Sausage and Olives."

Jeff then screams in anger and frustration toward Michael and Michael has a look of puzzlement.

Jeff yells "Here's your fuckin Pizza!"

Grabs Michael caught off guard and pulls him in then kicks him. Chris then comes up to the counter and he recognizes the manager whom is his old college buddy Jeff again.

Chris says, "Hello Jeff how it going in Hell."

Jeff then stops kicking Michael and then looks at Chris and he recognizes him and both of them give each other a brief hug and break it off.

Jeff says, "Hey, how's it hanging dude. I'm doing well in Hell, I've got a fairly stable business along with a gorgeous girlfriend helping me out."

Rose then comes up to them and offers a hand. Rose says, "Hi, my names Rose."

Chris shakes the hand, he can't help but recognize how gorgeous she really looks.

Chris says, "Hey, so I got a question. How did a girl like you wind up in this place Hell?"

"Well I killed my food service boss as well as my ex-boyfriend with a spatchila and cut them in an mmmm unmentionable area."

Chris, Gabriel and Silent Jim cross their legs.

"Then I got death row and well here I am."

Jeff has an excited look and looks at Chris.

"Isn't she something?"

Chris says with nervousness, "Yeah, something."

Jeff sees Michael getting up again.

"Hey dushbag, look at this."

Jeff gets Michael to look at his fist and then decks him. Rose then gives Jeff a look that says calm down.

Rose says, "Jeff."

"Sorry, so what can I do for you boys?"

Gabriel comes up to the counter and says, "Can you guide us to the big cheese of Hell?"

"Sure that's no problem it's only 6 blocks from here."

"Oh that's….really not so far. Well let's go."

Before they go to meet the big cheese of Hell. Gabriel pays Jeff to do something.

"I'll give you 20 bucks to do what you did back there to Michael."

Michael sits up dazed.

"Do what?"

Jeff suddenly decks Michael again and Gabriel has a smile on his face and looks to Jeff.

"Thank you."

Meanwhile on earth there is someone very large, in black, two skulls with two small spikes sticking out on each shoulder for shoulder pads, a black medieval vest with some silver metal buttons, a long black cape, boots, bald, red, pointy ears, cruel eyes and a chin that sticks out. Dhramathrax the Indestructible is about to raise his Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Dhramathrax wants to have a little fun he is walking a typical suburban neighborhood in the daylight and on the sidewalk skipping along and then stopping looking around.

Dhramathrax says, "Now who can I kill before I fully get my grand plan in motion. God, I'm hungry maybe I should have eaten that vampire chick, oh well I got plans of her

Suddenly a newspaper hits him.

" Owww, what the f…"

He then sees some juvenile whom is riding a bike passing him by and has an obnochious smile on his face.

Paperboy says, "Ha ha bull's-eye."

"Roaaahhhh"

In frustration he picks up the newspaper and throws it at the paperboy. It hits the paperboy; paperboy goes down on road pavement. Car slowly comes in distance, it's a company porche and someone in a business suit is talking on the cell phone.

Business Man says, "I have only one thing to say to you. You're Fired! Ha ha ha ha ha. Thank the lord for a person like me. I crushed all my enemies in the stock market give or take the info I pirated out of corporations. Who care if I destroyed those companies, caused massive unemployment, and created an environment that has more problems than Canada. Yes sir, I've got a hot ass and no even God can kill me now ha ha ha ahhhh…..

He suddenly sees the paperboy on pavement of road and swerves out of the way and he crashes into another car and dies instantly. Dhramathrax then jumps for joy.

"Bulleye bitch!"

Dhramathrax laughs and dances and skips away.

Back in Hell the business man in from of a line of people in front of a courthouse call the Courthouse of Pain. He is suddenly escorted by a bailiff whom is a complete skeleton in a grey tan belief uniform and the bailiff then stands him in front of the bench where there is a judge whom is completely human. The judge has curly hair, skinny, has that snooty uptight facial expression and quality. Bailiff then raises his hand signaling for everyone to rise.

Cronos says, "All rise court is now is session, case number 54321 the forces of darkness verses Yuppie Scum."

Business man says, "I resent that."

R.A. then brings his gavel down.

R.A. says, "I've already reached a verdict, Cronos throw him in with the other Neo-Capitalists and make sure he gets hemorrhoids for all eternity. Plus give him 50 enemas and laxatives. This guy hasn't shit for months."

"Wait a minute you can't do this to me, I want my lawyer."

"Oh he's there in the Swamp of Bull Shit."

"You can't do this to me I have rights."

"Take it up with congress men at the bottom of the Bog of Debating."

He is then speechless and then the R.A snaps his fingers and points to the Business man.

"Bailiff take him away."

"No no nooo! "

The Bailiff summons another bailiff whom looks like an ogre in a Bailiff uniform that barely fit and then he grabs the The Business Man by the ankles and is dragged by a demon guard, holds him by his legs and the Business man is hanging on the ground but all it does is create lines on the ground.

R.A. looks at the Bailiff.

R.A. says, "So Chronos who's next. Who are my next poor souls that need to be passed judgement?"

Cronos looks at his file.

"Case number 6660000 the forces of darkness verses the Demon Hunters."

.

"Bring them on in."

All four Gabriel, Michael, Chris and Silent Jim are brought in roughly by a couple of the ogre guards, Michael is rubbing his face and looking at his brother with a slightly maddened look.

Michael says, "I'm going to get you back for that punch Gabe."

"Go ahead and try assface."

"Jag Off!"

R.A. then brings his gavel down hard.

R.A. says, "Silence, or I'll have my buddies rip your tongues out literally."

Chris looks at the judge and instantly recognizes him.

Chris says, "Aren't you the Resident Assistant from PLU (Pacific Lutheran University) that died on the first Demon Hunters film."

Chris then looks down realizing what he just said.

"Why in the hell do I know that?"

R.A. then looks down on all four of them.

R.A. says, "Yes, now I got an even better job. I'm the King of Hell.

Chris reacts surprised with a looks of shock on his face as his mouth gaps a bit.

Chris says, "What? (Surpassingly) How could you have been king?"

R.A. then leans back and puts his feet up relaxed.

R.A. says, "Let's just say I'm meaner than Satan himself. Anyway you're

all here because you're on trial."

R.A. immediately takes a file record and looks at Gabriel.

R.A. says, "Oooooh your records Gabriel don't look too good."

Gabriel is stunned.

Gabriel says, "What?!"

R.A. looks more at the file.

"Hmmmm, it looks like most of your life consisted of nothing but about 658 accounts of killing, 450 assault and battery accounts, 68 vehicular homicides, which brings it to a total of 1, 178 kills of against all kinds of monsters and baddies from vampires, gigantic snakes, zombies, cellphone salesmen you name it it's there."

"What, what's wrong with that they were all evil."

"Well may 'be up there God would think it's OK and you'd be getting on with your happy little life, but here you're in deep, deep, deep shit holy boy. It appears I'm going to have to find you guilty, on all charges against you and most of all one of those charges being.

Looks at file and then looks at Gabe with an eyebrow up.

"Never getting laid in six years."

Everyone looks at him and Gabriel has a slightly guilty look on his face.

"If I'm being convicted, what about everyone else."

"Because I like them their not boring."

"I'm on the side of good I'll let you know and….."

"Blah, blah, blah, what does that make you the President? My point is everyone else's record seems to be somewhat OK. For example, you're brother Michael."

"You've got to be joking."

"Oh, I never joke, in fact just like a lot of your friends their records are perfect but not yours."

"How."

"Well, I've already passed judgement for your brother Michael. He has all three elements Spunk, Nerve, and Moxie. And a bit of an asshole in a good way."

Michael looks at R.A. puzzled.

R.A. says, "First of all your brother whom totally hates you, has been laid more than you have about countless women human/non-human, different types and sizes, shoots down UFOs before abducting cows and pisses on them, shoot stinger missiles at the sea serpents and sea creatures like the Mantis Men who had it coming, did a lot of experimental drugs for a while including Black Sunshine but good thing they were duds, other than that he's my hero."

Michael then puts his hands up in cheer.

"Rock on!"

Gabriel looks at his brother with distain.

"Michael!"

"What he likes me."

R.A. looks at another file on Chris.

R.A. says, "Chris, whom I really would like to throw him into a pit of hot tar. He is the most stupid, half brained, shit brained man I have ever tried. Why he hasn't been laid once, what's the holdup man your equipment not working?"

Chris says, "What?"

Everyone else laughs.

R.A. says, "But since he's soon getting the vampire babe as a girlfriend now, getting bitten and for a weird reason has become a big help to the team. I'll let Chris off the hook."

Christ jumps for joy.

"All right!"

Gabriel looks up in despair.

Gabriel says, "Oh, my God no."

Bailiff comes up and hands the R.A. a new piece of paper that just came up and then the R.A. takes it and looks at it and he shakes his head in a no gesture.

R.A. says, "Ah ha, that's another charge to add on for you Gabriel broke a sacred commandment. Jim is not going to be judged or tried since he has no record of any kind in existence, plus he's fucking cool and at least he doesn't talk much; people that talk too much throw into an eternal sweat sock box!"

Silent Jim smiles.

R.A. looks surprised. "Whoa that's creepy. But as for you Gabriel your judgment has been passed."

"You mean to say that you're going to condemn me to

eternal damnation because you don't like me."

"Hmmmmm let me think, yes. You have three choices Gabriel, I can get my demonic buddies to take you to a pit of eternal shit where your stink for all eternity, along with those Nazis, condemned them there because ugghh so damn stiff, and even some those terrorists so depressing. Or you and your friends can escape Hell by playing one of our long lists of deaths sports, since they been getting high ratings I don't want to disappoint fans, I recommend for you the game Highway to Hell. I must warn you no one has ever won and lived."

"We'll play your game and win."

.

"All right suit yourself is should be entertaining, but no one's ever one."

He then looks at the Bailiff

"Bailiff escort them out of the Courthouse."

Chris, Gabriel, Silent Jim and Michael all are escorting out by two of the Ogre guards and are out of the court. R.A. then looks at his bailiff.

R.A. says, "Next case Cronos."

Cronos then once again put his hand up and everyone stands.

"All rise, case number 66660001, the forces of darkness

verses. The President of the U.S. George W. Bush."

"Alright about time."