11:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"Answers Now!" Elsa said. "Fine," Alternate me said pointing to Dr. Bottlenose, "That guy wants to kill us in every universe!" "You Maniac!" I said. "You Penguins think you can stop me?" he replied, "You're the real maniac's here." "what?" alternate rico said. "Can we get to the battle already!" Alternate me said. "No let's cut to the part where I kill you!" he said pulling out his cyber-gun. "not going to cut it," Elsa said. "What now," I said turning to the penguin. "why does he want to kill all the team penguins?" Alternate me said. "because he's a complete lunatic," Kowalski said. "Great," Gloria said, "we'll leave you guys to it."
"Oh I'm also going to kill everyone who get in my way!" Dr. Bottlenose said. "Um…but we're not in your way," Alex said. "I am!" Julian said. "Julian!" Alternate Private shouted, "No!" Dr. Bottlenose pulled out a electric whip and flung it at Julian. Julian turned into a skeleton and fell to the ground. Sonya roared in anger and charged at him only to meet the same fate. "You monster," I said. Mort looked on in shock and Maurice actually had a smile on his face. Anna and Elsa's beaks were open in shock. "I think I'm going to be sick," Alternate Kowalski said.
"You didn't need to kill them!" I shouted. "Neither did I need them alive," Dr. Bottlenose said. "what exactly did he kill them with?" Private asked. "Oh this?" Bottlenose said, "I bought this Sycorax whip from an intergalaxtic arms-dealer…and when he complained about my price…well let's just say he's out of the business…" "Oh so he retired?" both Private said. I faced palmed, "No he means he killed him!" I said. "Oh…that's…isn't nice," Alternate Private said. "Anyway," Dr. Bottlenose said cocking the massive cyber-gun, "Let's finish this…" I pulled out my laser and said, "Let's not." I lasered his Cyber-gun in half.
"Oh big mistake," he replied whipping out his electric whip. He threw it in my direction but I quickly dodged it the electric whip crackling harmlessly on the ground. "Yah!" Rico shouted slamming into it. "Hi-yah!" Private said knocking the dolphin out of his segway. Dr. Bottlenose landed on the ground with an oof. "what?" he said as he tried to sit up. "I'm going to kick you in the face!" Kowalski said kicking him in the face. Dr. Bottlenose was knocked out and landed on the ground with a thud.
"Well that wasn't so bad," Kowalski said. "WE DID IT!" I shouted, "We finally defeated Dr. Bottlenose!" "Um…Okay…then," Elsa said. "So why are you here?" Alternate me said. "Can I please have the Space-Time Teleport and the Portal opener back?" Kowalski said. "We didn't exactly have a choice," I said. "So are they going to let us go now?" Marlene asked. "Here you are," Anna said, "Um…I may have broke the attenna on the space-time teleport. "Blast that was the Wifi!" Kowalski said grabbing the teleport and the portal opener, "now I have to go to emergency dail-up mode." "Oh great," I said as the dail-up sound filled the air. "this could take a while…" Kowalski said. "What about the portal opener?" Private asked. "still charging," Kowalski said. "when will it finish?" I asked.
"it should be done in half an hour," Kowalski said. "No time," I said, "can you repair the damage to the teleport?" I asked. "I would need a flux capacitor, quarter weight oil, and 23 milliliters of MacGuffium 2-39." Rico hacked up quarter weight oil and MacGuffium 2-39. "But where are we going to find a Flux…" We turned to Dr. Bottlenose's downed segway. "…Capacitor." Rico quickly removed the tube of Medusa sereum and opened the front of the segway and pulled out the Flux capacitor. "this is the perfect size!" Kowalski said opening the Space-time teleport. "Rico tied up Dr. Bottlenose!" I said, "I don't need him escaping!" Both Rico's got to work tieing the dolphin in ropes and ducktape and hanging him from one of the tent's support poles above us.
Kowalski placed the flux Capacitor into a spot in the space-time teleport above the powercell. Kowalski took the vial of MacGuffian 2-39 and attached it to the flux capacitor after he carefully removed a vial of Plutonium. "what are we going to do with that?" I said. "I have no idea," He said looking at it. "Prefect for our trains Nuclear reactor," alternate me said. "Sorry it runs on Uranium 2-38 not Plutonium," Alternate Kowalski said. Suddenly there was a loud dinging sound. Kowalski held up the Portal Opener, "Fully charged!" Kowalski said. "excellent," I said. "Get me down from here you fools!" Dr. Bottlenose said. Suddenly a knife flew past the dolphin'ss head, "What?" "Nyet," Vitaly said, "you are the fool." "Somebody get me down from here right…"
"Incoming!" I shouted as rico cut the rope sending the dolphin flying to the ground. "You are going to pay for that!" he shouted as we picked him up and threw him into a cannon. I lit a match using Private's tail feathers and brought it to the fuse, "Outgoing!" I lite the fuse. "Wait!" Dr. Bottlenose shouted. The cannon fired and Dr. Bottlenose went screaming out of the tent towards the gulf of mexico. "wow!" I said, "He's making good air!" "Well with Dr. Bottlenose distracted," Kowalski said, "Let's go back to Headquarters and grab some tactical equipment and allies and Bring the battle to him!" "What do you mean bring the battle to him?" I said. Kowalski had his smart phone hooked up to Bottlenose's segway, "He has a harddrive on his scooter," Kowalski said, "and it includes data of his home universe." "All we have to do is lock on to his universe," I said. "Yeah there's a problem with that," Kowalski said, "we can't actually get to his universe." "Why not?" I said.
"Instead of being surrounded by the void," Kowalski said, "his universe is surrounded by Dark Matter." "And?" I said. "We'll be destroyed if we tried out traditional methods," Kowalski said, "We would need a Dimension shredder in order to do that!" "really?" I said. "Yeah and we destroyed the only one in our universe," Kowalski said. "What if we build one?" elsa said. "Build one?" Kowalski said, "I would need Blowhole's original blueprints." "So back to our universe then," Private said. "Kowalski open a portal back to our Universe!" I said. "Wait," Alternate me said, "If this Dr. Bottlenose guy threatening every team penguin…then we're coming with you!" "but," I said. "No buts!" Alternate me said. "fine," I said.
"That increases the changes of us getting destroyed considerbly," Kowalski said. "I second that," Alternate Kowalski said, "Because if we fail Dr. Bottlenose will wipe both teams out." "so what's the plan?" Private asked. "I'll save you that work," Dave said as he appeared. "Oh come on we don't have time for this Dave!" I said. "You think I'm going to let you run off to your universe?" Dave asked, "Besides I don't think you want to go back to your universe right now…" A portal opening showing New York swarming with stormtroopers, Daleks, cybermen, Dinosaurs, vikings, shen's soldiers, loki clones, and dragons. "What?" we all said. "Dr. Bottlenose has been gathering allies from all corners of the multiverse," Dave said, "with a smile…Including me….but for some reason none of the Dr. Blowholes were on board." "I wonder way," Kowalski said. "Anyway Dr. Bottlenose is probably back in his ship by now," Dave said. "Will you actually let us go this time?" Private said. "No!" Dave said, "I'm his backup plan if he fails…then it's my turn."
"What are you going to do use your medusa serum on us?" I said. "No something much much worst!" Dave said, "let me take you on a journey…" Suddenly their was flash and Us, Dave, and the other team ended up in Antartica. "What no!" I said. "Welcome to the beginning of the team penguin of this universe," Dave said, "Antartica!" "What?" Alternate me said. "Imagine Team Penguin without cute little private," Dave said. "you wouldn't dare!" Private said, "Your WORST then the dave in our universe! Not even he'll do something as twisted at that!" "then I guess I'm the better octopus!" Dave said, "Now if you excuse me I have four baby penguins to stop…I hope the leapord seal like their eggs scrambled. Dave disappeared into the blizzard. "After him!" I said. "Go! Go! Go!" Alternate me said.
(end of chapter two)