The Invitation
YOU ARE INVITED!
TO: Stark Island (Because Tony just HAS to name everything after him!)
FOR: A Fun Weekend at Stark Amusement Park (Again…)
PLEASE RSVP: F.R.I.D.A.Y. , because Tony is too lazy to check for RSVP's
Natasha frowns as she reads the text message. "Clint? Did you get one of these from Stark?" she asks, showing him the text.
"Sure did," Clint says, grinning. "Can you believe Tony built an amusement park? This is going to be fun!"
Natasha snickers. "I bet it will be… for you."
Clint frowns. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Natasha smirks. "Come on, Clint. We've worked together for years. I know that you are one of the most talented archers in the world… and that when you see cotton candy and carnival rides, you act like a five-year-old.
"Hey! I do not act like a five-year-old!"
Natasha smirks. "Do too."
"Do not!" Clint exclaims.
Natasha's smile widens. "This just proves my point."
"Well… so what if I like amusement parks? I mean, I grew up in the circus. It's hard not to like those kinds of things. Besides, I should be the one teasing you about acting so goofy."
Natasha raises an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
"Nobody can believe that, GASP, the BLACK WIDDOW is actually laughing and joking around. It wouldn't have anything to do with Bruce's return, would it?"
"Clint…"
"If I didn't know better, I'd say you were in loooove with him."
"Hey!" Natasha exclaims, playfully smacking Clint's head. "Mind your own business!"
"Ok, ok," Clint laughs. Then his smile fades. "Oh. Right. My own business. I almost forgot."
"Clint." Natasha warns.
"I know, I know, you're going to say Pietro's death wasn't my fault, but it was, and nothing you can say or do will change that. And this on top of all that Loki mind-control shit…"
"It's not your fault. Clint, look at me. We all have problems. I'm an ex-Russian assassin, Bruce can cause destruction if he's not careful, Steve broke his new smartphone in more ways than I thought possible, Thor's father kicked him out of not just his house, but the entire planet, and Tony… well, I don't even know anymore."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Clint asks, curiosity overtaking sadness.
Natasha frowns. "It means that I'm concerned. I've hardly seen Tony at all since Ultron's attack, none of us have. Then we get this text from F.R.I.D.A.Y. about some amusement park and… I'm just waiting for something to go wrong. I mean, I'm glad that Tony built another program to replace J.A.R.V.I.S. and all, but I'm a bit concerned at how anti-Tony that invitation was, and considering that the last A.I. that didn't like Tony was Ultron… it just makes me worried.
Clint frowns. "Oh, yeah, I get what you're saying. I just thought it was funny though."
Natasha shrugs. "I hope F.R.I.D.A.Y. is just messing with Tony. He could use some cheering up instead of obsessing over things in his lab. Which makes me wonder… why an amusement park? And why on an island? I just googled it, and it's in the middle of nowhere. There are plenty of other places to build an amusement park that won't cost a fortune to fly to, so why there? I can't help wondering that this isn't going to be an ordinary amusement park…"
"Well then, I guess we'll just have to go there and investigate… the cotton candy."
Natasha laughs. "You and your sweet tooth," she says, punching him lightly on the arm.
AN: Three followers? Yay! I wasn't sure if anyone would be interested in this story, since it's a rather unusual crossover. I saw Avengers Age of Ultron and Jurassic World just a few days apart and, since they were both awesome movies, I came up with this crossover.
This chapter was going to be about all the Avengers receiving their invitations to Jurassic… er… Stark Park, but for some reason my fingers typed this conversation between Clint and Natasha instead. The next chapter is when they reach the island.
Oh, also, the pairings for this story are the same as in AoU, with the addition of Wanda/Vision. This story will mostly involve the Avengers talking and fighting dinosaurs though, so romance won't play a huge role.