Disclaimer: I do NOT own the sexy hanyou Inuyasha. That incredible privilege belongs to Romiko Takahashi. I do not own 'I Do Not Hook Up', "Barbie Girl', or 'Shut Up'.
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Pour Some Sugar On Me (Ohh in the name of love)
Pour Some Sugar On Me (Come on fire me up)
Pour Some Sugar On Me (I can't get enough)
I'm hot sticking sweet-
"Hello?" said a groggy Kagome
"Hey Kags"
"Uhhh! InuYashaaa I know I said pick me up in the morning but, isn't it too early?"
"Umm Kagome? It's 7:30, and school starts in an hour…and I'm outside your door…"
"OH MY GOSH! WERE GANNA BE LATE!AHHHHH, GIVE ME 30 MINUTES OKAY? LATER!" Kagome started running around her room throwing clothes around and running to the shower. She managed to take a 10 minute shower and had to run back to her room to get her brush. She styled her hair into a high pony-tail with white streaks (Btw, she has certain 'powers' so she can change her hair color). She put on her black v-neck with a white broken skull on the front and white skinny jeans and ankle high black army boots. Grabbed her hand fish net gloves and rainbow styled bracelets. Took an apple from the fruit bowl, took her keys, skateboard, and opened the door to run into a rock hard chest,
"OUFF"
"Whoa, slow down there Tony Hawk, you don't need your board, I got my car." the new 'couple' turns around to see his custom black and red Ferrari F430.
"Wow, I never get tired of seeing her."
"Her?"
"Yeah her, all cars are girls and my black and green 1971 Ford Mustang, Kaida,"
"Little Dragon?"
"Yes Little Dragon! Got a problem with it?"
"No, nope, not at all, well its 7:54, and we gotta go so come on!"
Inuyasha and Kagome drove 10 minutes to school but had to stop at Wacdonald's because Kagome was still hungry. They made it 5 minutes to spear. Sango, Ayame, Rin, Sesshomaru, Miroku, and Kouga spotted them and walked over.
"Hey guys! What's up!" said a way too perky Rin.
"Rin, It's way too early for perkiness."
"Well sorry for being a morning person!" Rin pouted and Sesshomaru followed. The rest of the 'crew' walked away to their class and everyone else followed. They all went to their first period, sat, chatted, and talked about school class periods. They figured out they have the same classes and were psyched!
Everyone has the same classes like so:
FIRST PERIOD: SCIENCE/HOMEROOM~ROOM 103-URASUE(8:30-9:20AM)-50 MIN.
SECOND PERIOD: MATH~ROOM 113-TOUTOUSAI(9:25-10:15AM)-50 MIN.
THIRD PERIOD: LANGUAGE ARTS~ROOM 109-KAEDE(10:20-11:10AM)-50 MIN.
FOURTH PERIOD:HISTORY~ROOM 101-MYOUGA(11:15AM-12:05PM)-50 MIN.
FIFTH PERIOD: LUNCH~CAFETERIA(12:05-1:05PM)-1 HR.
SIXTH PERIOD: COOKING~ROOM 127-MIDORIKO(1:10-2:00PM)-50 MIN.
SEVENTH PERIOD: MUSIC/BAND~ROOM 131-SHOUGA/MUSHIN(2:05-3:10)-65 MIN.
"Hello class"
"Hi Urasue" said the class back
"Kagome! Hey Kaaaggooommeeeee!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT KIKYO!"
"Jeez, well since I know your in a band and well, your band doesn't the right image, I could join"
"No, non, nein, den, and NO!"
"Miss Kagome, we do not accept your rudeness in my class, and Miss Kinky, err, I mean Miss Kikyo, please sit down and be quite."
"Sorry Urasue"
"Now where were we, ahh yes, the formula for speed is distance over time divided by blah blah blah" everyone was bored while Urasue was giving a lesson on biology, I think…The Inu gang were passing notes.
(writing in the note)
"Hey Inu:)"
"Hey Kaggie"
"Damn! Kikyo is so annoying! She keeps throwing notes me wanting to b in MY band"
"Yeah I kno, I dated her rembr?
"Yea, so wat song r u guys doin for Shouga and Mushin?"
"Can't tell ya, srry…"
"It's okay, it has 2 b an original song rite?"
"Yupp"
"So, hey meet me the corner b4 goin to history k?
"ok, wait, y? ganna gimme something?:*"
"mayb;)"
"haha ill look forward 2 it babe"
"kwl, wat do ya wanna do aftr skool?"
"Go 2 da movies or hang"
"eh, lets go 2 ur place nd invite da rest of em' over"
"k. I'll tell Roku…"
NOTE CHANGE
"Yo, Peeps, pass it on 2 da 'Inu Crew' but read, AFTR SKOOL, MEET IN DA PARKING LOT AND FOLLOW ME ND KAGS 2 MA PLACE-Inu nd Kags"
"k -Aya"
"OK-San"
"Okay:)- Rin and Sesshy"
"haha Sesshomaru's new nickname HA! Hilarious!…k-Kouga"
"k, can we bring,' special' guests?-Roku"
"HENATI-FRM EVERY1"
":D ya kno it!...Why are me, Kouga, and Sesshomaru answering when we live there too?"
"Just Shut Up Miroku!"
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"Hmm" *Moans*
"Inu…Yasha, stop…we…gotta get…to…class" Kagome says between kisses.
"We have…3 more…minutes left"
"Okay, but we have…an…audience" Inuyasha puts Kagome down and see's six pair of eyes staring at them.
"What the hell are you people looking at?"
*whistles*
"Hmm, well we have time for one more"
"God your one horny dog"
"Woof Woof" smirks Inuyasha
"Shut up and come on!" Kagome pecks Inuyasha and grabs his hand and takes the back seat for history. The seating is Inu and Kags in the back, Miroku and Sango in the 2nd to last, Sesshy and Rin in the 3rd to last, and Kouga and Ayame in the front(Teachers pet, er I mean wolf, haha).
"Good morning class, well since this is the honors class and were ahead, I have a hangover, so go wild but stay on school property"
"What happens when a person asks us why were not in class?"
"Good question Kanna, tell em' I sent you out in groups and you have to relate todays life to 1845"
The class scatters out and the 'Inu Crew/Gang' walk over to their cars and drives to Panda Express(Gawd I love that place) they order and drive to Kagome's place.
"Whoa!"
"WOW!"
"…"
"Well, home sweet home!"
"Kagome, you never told us you live in a mansion!"
"I bet your parents were freakin' rich!" said the Hanyou
"Were?" Three pairs of eyes looked at Kagome.
"Well, I live by myself, when my parents died, they left me their fortune…quit starring at me, go nuts, but don't brake anything please, especially not my game room"
"YOU HAVE A GAME ROOM?"
"Uhh yeah?"
The boys look at each other and race to the stairs to the game room and instinlly fall in love. There's a dance dance revolution machine, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Wii, XBOX360, Play Station, and any other game you could think of. The girls play DDR, and the boys play Halo 4(I made it up). It's 12:50 and they all leave back to school for…cooking…
"HI CLASS WELCOME TO ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY OF COOKING!"
"Hi Midoriko"
"From the news I've heard, we have four new students, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Kouga! Stand up!, class what do we do when there are new students?"
"We sing Welcome to Hell!"
"Exactly!" The guys are thinking wtf is going on?
"Welllllcome welcome welcome to Hellll, here are the nicest people of all of Japan! You'll find new friends or foes. Welllllcome welcome welcome to Hellll, That's all we gotta say, hope you have a nice visit from HELL!"
"Umm, thank you?"
"YOUR VERY WELCOME.*giggle*NOW IF EVERYONE WE GET INTO GROUPS OF 2, WE CAN BEGIN OUR COOKING!"
"Is she always like that?"
"Yupp, but only if she doesn't take her daily pills"
"Oh, okay"
"CLASS, GO AHEAD AND GET YOUR SUPPLIES AND GET GOING!"
"Well well well, Kagome, your looking as stunning as usual" Naraku takes her hand and kisses it and gives her a smile that you feel a cold wind go by.
"Umm Naraku, I'd like you to meet my boyfriend Inuyasha"
"BOYFRIEND! WHAT THE FUCK KAGOME! YOU FUCKING SLUT! YOUR TOGETHER WITH ME! NOT THAT STUPID HALF BREED! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM!" Naraku yanks her out of Inuyasha's arms and hugs her from behind. Inuyasha jumps on him and picks up Kagome bridal style and sets her down by the girls.
"KAGOME IS NOT A SLUT YOU BASTARD! YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HER! SHE'S MINE AND ONLY MINE YA GOT IT! I NEVER WANT YOU LOOKIN AT HER, TOUCHING HER, OR EVEN THINKIN BOUT HER!"
"WHO'S GANNE MAKE ME YOU PIECE IF SH…" he couldn't finish the sentence because Inuyasha punched him in the face and he got sent flying to the oven. He got up and charged at him with a kitchen knife but Inuyasha was too quick and dodged every attack. He managed to get him in a head lock and waited till he fell unconscious.
"Inuyasha! Inuyasha are you okay?"
"Yeah I am, just a cut on my hand"
"Okay, thank you Inu for standing up for me" she gave him a kiss and he started blushing.
"Uhh, it was umm nothing" they continued until they finished baking their cake and shared until the last bell and left to Music/Band.
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"All righty, well let's get started today with Kinky, er Kikyo's group, Kikyo will you please?"
"Why certainly Mrs. Shouga"
"Everyone, Kaguya, Kagura, and Kanna and I will perform and to let you know, you will not be disappointed."
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!Jump In
…"I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Inu er, Ken!
"AHAHAHAHAHA OMGEE HAHAHAHA AHH MAN AHAHA" everyone turned to see Kagome, Sango, Ayame, and Rin on the floor holding their sides.
"HAHAHA OH MAN, HAHA IM A BARBIE GIRLLL AHAHA"
"I'VE LIVED MY LIFE! SEEING KINKY-HOE DO THAT SONG! HAHAHA"
"HAHA KINKY, KIKYO, YOUR STUPID, ITS SUPPOSE TO ME A SONG YOU WROTE YOURSELD!"
"Well jeez. No one told us about it!"
"Kikyo dear, I'm sorry, but Kagome is correct, I asked for a song you wrote for yourself, so you and your friends get an F."
"WHAT! AHHH FINE! WHATEVER!"
"Kagome, how about MVMC goes on?
*giggle* "Okay sure thing"
"Well, get off your asses and get on stage!"
"Yes Ma'am!"
"1 2, 123!"
Oh sweetheart, put the bottle down
You've got too much talent
I see you through those bloodshot eyes
There's a cure you've found it
Slow motion sparks
You caught that chill
Now don't deny it
But boys will be boys
Oh yes they will
They don't wanna define it
Just give up the game and get into me
If you're looking for thrills then get cold feet
[Chorus]
Oh no I do not hook up, up
I go slow
So if you want me
I don't come cheap
Keep your hand in my hand
And your heart on your sleeve
Oh no I do not hook up, up
I fall deep
'Cause the more that you try
The harder I'll fight
To say ... Goodnight
[Verse 2]
I can't cook, no, but I can clean
Up the mess she left
Lay your head down and feel the beats
As I kiss your forehead
This may not last
But this is now
So love the one you're with
You want a chase
But you're chasing your tail
A quick fix won't ever get you well
[Chorus]
'Cause I feel the distance
Between us
Could be over
With a snap of your finger...
Oh no
[Chorus:]
Oh no I do not hook up, up
I go slow
So if you Want me
I don't come cheap
Keep your hand in my hand
And your heart on your sleeve
Oh no I do not hook up, up
I fall deep
'Cause the more that you try
The harder I'll fight
To say...
'Cause the more that you try
The harder I'll fight
To say... Goodnight
Oh sweetheart put the bottle down
'Cause you don't wanna miss out
"Well done Kagome, that deserves an A"
"Thanks"
"Inuyasha?"
"Yes ma'am?"
"You have a band right?"
"Yeah…"
"Can you give a performance?"
"Uhh sure, come on guys"
" Ready? Okay"
"Alright, well this song was made for a special someone and she's here today! Lets welcome her as KINKY-HOE!"
"5.4.321!"
Here you go
You're always so right
It's all a big show
It's all about you
You think you know
What everyone needs
You always take time
To criticize me
It seems like everyday
I make mistakes
I just can't get it right
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
There you go
You never ask why
It's all a big lie
Whatever you do
You think you're special
But I know, and I know
And I know, and we know
That you're not
You're always there to point
Out my mistakes
And shove them in my face
It's like I'm the one
You love to hate
But not today
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Is gonna bring me down
Will never bring me down
Don't tell me who I should be
And don't try to tell me what's right for me
Don't tell me what I should do
I don't wanna waste my time
I'll watch you fade away
So shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
Don't wanna hear it
Get out, get out, get out
Get out of my way
Step up, step up, step up
You'll never stop me
Nothing you say today
Is gonna bring me down
Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Bring me down
{shut up, shut up, shut up}
Won't bring me down
Shut up, shut up, shut up
"Whoo hoo! You go babe! That's my man!" Kagome winks her eye and Inuyasha is as red as his shirt. Kikyo just gave Inu and his band the stink eye.
"Yeah, that's my wolf boy!"
"Good Job Sesshy!"
"Whoo, that's my Roku!" everyone turns and stares at Sango. "What? Why Can't I cheer for my guy?"
"Whatever" said everyone
"Yes, very good job, you've done well, Inuyasha you and your group?…"
"Oh, uhh The Breaking Point ma'am"
"Yes well you also deserve an A"
"HELL YEAH!"
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Inu: Hell Yeah I got an A!
Kags: Calm down Inu!
Inu: Never women! You Can't shut me up! I got a freaking A
Kags: It's just an A Inu!
Inu: Well this is ganna be my only A!
InuKaye: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!
Inu: Jeez InuKaye, someone's a little prissy
InuKaye: Gah! Kagome kiss him to shut up!
Kags: Will do!
Inu: Kago-hmmm. Kagome and Inuyasha make out until the next chapter
Everyone Else: Hey what about us?
InuKaye: Go knock yourself out…BUT DON'T DO ANY FUNNY BUSINESS!, I don't wanna turn this fanfic into four teen punk rocks knocked up!"
Guys: Aww…damn author
InuKaye: What was that? I could easily take all your dicks off in the story so shut up!. All the guys hold their mini me's(haha) and beg me not to.
InuKaye: Hurry up and make out!
Everyone: Hmm…thank…you…Inu…Kaye!"
All righty! Well, I'm ganna spoil you guys and give you another chapter. If I get more reviews, I'll continue! Thanks peeps!