Mario in Equestria Girls

Part 2

Discord: Gag! This is soooo boring. That's it. I'm leaving.

*Discord then snaps his fingers, goes to Equestria, and makes the rest forget that he was even with them in the first place*

Mario the Sonic Plush: Wait? What the hell is going on? Why do I feel weird?

Anti-Mario: Yeah. Why the fuck do I feel so... awkward?

Twilight: How many times do we have to go through this but you guys are all humans.

Everyone in the hallways except for Twilight, Spike and the rest of the mane six:

"Whaaaaaaatttttttttt?!"

Rarity: So wait? This isn't a dream?! *gasps*

Mario the Sonic Plush: *pulls his blue hair* But Wait? That can't be true Twilight! It just can't! Wait, I think I can still turn super with the chaos emeralds. I can wake up from this nightmare. *tries to turn super with the chaos emeralds but fails* Ugh, why doesn't this freaking work, Twilight?

Shadow Flynn: Yeah, for some reason, my weapons aren't even working in this universe as well.

Twilight: Like I said before when we just came here, we can't use our magic here! It doesn't even exist in this world!

Mario the Sonic Plush: Wait so are we freaking stuck here forever? Inside this crappy school?

Twilight: Yes. Until we find Timber Spruce!

Mario the Sonic Plush: Why? Why does this keep happening? Damn you, no that's not true! We're dreaming that we are in this hellhole of a high school.

Spike: *scratches his doggy ears* Don't worry, we'll find a way to make it out of this crap in no time.

Aurora: But what do we do Twilight?

Shadow Doll: Yeah, what do we do?

Twilight: Well I don't think you are all going to like this but... We are going to have to be back in high school for god knows how long.

Mario the Sonic Plush: No! No! Not school for days and months and years! I already freaking graduated! Please, anything but that Twilight! This is a dream, a nightmare! I hate school more then you do! We can escape out of this hellhole of a high school known as Canterlot High. I know we can.

Twilight: Sorry, you have to deal with that.

Shadow Doll: That's Bullshit! I don't want to go back to school! Especially being in this peculiar world, where they are looking at us all funny.

Sliver Flynn: Me either, Shadow Doll!

Shadow Flynn: Yeah. Even my brother and Shadow Doll agree!

Anti-Mario: Well, now I love school. It's awesome. And I hate it again. Actually, I am neutral towards school! I get to learn everything I need to know to succeed in life. Like Social Studies, oh yeah, that shit is awesome. I love it!

Anti-Mario: Let's just hope I don't run into that prick Diamond again…

*they all continue to walk in the hallway*

Twilight: Yeah. You got to love the size of this school from the outside.

Aurora: No offense Twilight but I thought this was High School, not college!

Anti-Mario: SHUT UP AURORA!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, shut up Rory.

Aurora: Okay, okay, geez.

Kel: Guys! Can we just stop fighting and get through this school shit already?

Flurry Heart: Yeah Aunt Twilight! We all need to go through school if we want to find Timber!

Twilight: Okay, let's run then!

Spike: Yeah, let's get some help.

*They still are masking themselves as regular students*

Mario the Sonic Plush: Um, Twilight?

Twilight: Yes Mario?

Mario the Sonic Plush: Where the hell can I get help?

Twilight: Follow me!

Shadow Flynn: Okay...

Shadow Doll: This doesn't make any sense at all

Kel: And Spike, why in the name of Celestia are you a dog?

Spike: I don't know.

Anti-Mario: Shut up all of you! School is awe-

Rainbow Dash: *slaps Anti-Mario* Keep quiet Anti-Mario!

Anti-Mario: Yes Rainbow...

They then enter Principal Celestia's office...

Mario the Sonic Plush: PRINCESS CELESTIA?! Is that- *Twilight cuts him off*

Twilight: Mario! This isn't her!

Mario the Sonic Plush: Oh yeah! I always forgot! We are in the Equestria Girls Dimension!

Principal Celestia: *sees Mario the Sonic Plush* Well, are you one of the new students out of all of those guys in here right now?

Mario the Sonic Plush: Yup. That's me!

Principal Celestia: Well, what's your name then?

Mario the Sonic Plush: *whispers in Twilight's ear* can we just make up a name for me?

Twilight: *whispers in Mario's ear* Mario! Your name will be Mario Rodriguz!

Mario the Sonic Plush: Oh yeah! That's my name! Mario Rodriguz!

Principal Celestia: And who are all of you guys?

Twilight: *lies* The other five over here are my friends...from my old school!

Principal Celestia: Oh.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, our names are pretty much the same as the ones you know, Princes- I mean Principal!

Anti-Mario: Hello Principal Celestia! I am Anti-Mario Rodriguz!

Trixie: I am Trixie! The Great and Powerful!.

Shadow Doll: *lies* The name is just Shadow, and the guy right next to me is named Shadow Flynn

Shadow Flynn: Yeah that's right!

Sliver Flynn: I'm Sliver Flynn, Shadow Flynn's kid brother!

Aurora: I'm Aurora Kisaragi! Shadow Flynn is my sweetheart!

Kel: *lies* I am Kel- Kel Saki! Mario Rodriguz is my older step-brother. We both attend the same school!

Flurry Heart: *lies* I'm Flurry Heart! The Twilight right over next to Mario is my Aunt!

Twilight: Principal, Mario Rodriguz is my boyfriend!

Principal Celestia: Nice to meet you all! Now, if you excuse me, I need to speak to him. *Is referring to Mario the Sonic Plush*

Mario the Sonic Plush: *is shocked* Huh? Why me?