Title : Harry Potter commented on Draco Malfoy's status (titre original : « Harry Potter a commenté le statut de Draco Malfoy »)
Author's disclaimer : All the characters are mine, I'm super rich and super famous, and my hair is blond. No, seriously, nothing is mine, I am dead broke, not famous at all and my hair is brown. A myth collapses but don't cry.
Translator's disclaimer : this is a translation. The original story is owned by Neo-Mirage.
Rating : M, for the language, I think.
Genre : Humor/Romance (more Humor than Romance, truth to be said, but also Romance, a little)
Pairing : Harry/Draco, what else ?
Enjoy !
Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy : I hate you.
(1st May at 2:17pm)
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Draco Malfoy : Don't be a brat. You have no reason to hate me, and you know that you don't believe in a word of what you said.
(1st May at 2:20pm)
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Harry Potter : Don't ever talk to me again. Besides, I wonder… Should I just erase you from my friends' list?
(1st May at 2:22pm)
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Draco Malfoy : What are you ? An actor ?
(1st May at 2:23pm)
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Ron Weasley : W
(1st May at 2:26pm)
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Ron Weasley : Why did Harry say that he hate you Malfoy ?
(1st May at 2 :28pm)
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Draco Malfoy : Because he loves creating problems where there is none, of course. And you should learn how to use a keyboard Weasel. Oh, and I almost forgot : GET OFF MY WALL !
(1st May at 2:32pm)
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Pansy Parkinson : You are so violent Draco… Well, what happened with Potty ?
(1st May at 2:35pm)
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Hermione Granger : Draco, Harry is sulking since this morning. You should really apologize, although I don't know what you did to him.
(1st May at 2:39pm)
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Harry Potter : It is that Draco doesn't want to assume his responsibilities. And I hate him.
(1st May at 2:42pm)
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Pansy Parkinson : …
(1st May at 2:43pm)
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Hermione Granger : …
(1st May at 2:44pm)
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Ron Weasley : Harry, do ya want me to hit him ?
(1st May at 2:47pm)
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Draco Malfoy : I'm still here Weasley, and I can read what you write. As for the others, mind your owns business.
(1st May at 2:49pm)
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Hermione Granger : Ron ! Draco is Harry's boyfriend, you can't hit him ! And don't forget that violence is never the key to your problems.
(1st May at 2:51pm)
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Draco Malfoy : Potter is not my boyfriend.
(1st May at 2:54pm)
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Harry Potter : Draco is not my boyfriend.
(1st May at 2:54pm)
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Pansy Parkinson : You are both pathetic ! All Hogwarts know that you are going out together!
(1st May at 2:57pm)
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Harry Potter : See ! Your excuse is stupid Draco. Actually, YOU are stupid.
(1st May at 2:58pm)
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Draco Malfoy : I am stupid ? YOU are stupid, and trivial, and superficial !
(1st May at 3:00pm)
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Blaise Zabini : For Merlin's sake, what's wrong with you? Did you forget that it's a public website ?
(1st May at 3:03pm)
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Harry Potter : Draco refuses that we become a couple on Facebook.
(1st May at 3:05pm)
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Blaise Zabini : …
(1st May at 3:06pm)
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Hermione Granger : …
(1st May at 3:07pm)
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Ron Weasley : …
(1st May at 3:08pm)
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Pansy Parkinson : …
(1st May at 3:09pm)
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Draco Malfoy : Don't you have anything else to do ? I hate you all !
(1st May at 3:03pm)
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Translator's note : so, how do you find this story?
I'm french and not a native english speaker so it's a little difficult to translate sometimes so please let me know if I made mistakes :)
And I hope you enjoyed this story as did when I read it =)