Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Marvel.
Warning: AU and crossover, slightly dark Naruto.
Pairings: Naruto/?
Timeline: Just before the Civil War and forming of the young avengers
An/: My marvel knowledge is limited to a few issues of the civil war comics, the runaways series, X-men, and whatever I look up.
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"Boring Pink Girl in position, I hate you sensei" was said over a radio in the forest of Konoha.
"Nice Emo in position, you're dead to me Uzumaki-sensei"
"Sad Emo in position, I despise you"
"Great Super Fabulous Man in position, let's rock the house" Naruto shouted over the radio causing it screech. The other three on the signal all cringed, in irritation and pain.
"Ok Sad and Nice Emo go!" Naruto ordered and on cue Sasuke and Tsuki jumped from their hiding spots and charged a shadowed creature in the shadow of a large oak tree. At the last second the cat like creature jumped away, if you looked closely you could an amused glint in its eyes.
The action of creature caused the two genin to collide an unfashionable manner. The two groaned and rubbed their foreheads where they hit each other.
"See that's why you wear forehead protector" Naruto stated stepping from the bushes; he was smirking at the two as they glared at him.
"Pinkie you're up next" Naruto said and walked away again, Sasuke having had enough of the foolishness threw a kunai at the three's sensei's back.
"Uzumaki-sensei" Tsuki warned, while Sakura cheered Sasuke on.
Naruto didn't stop the kunai and it lodged itself in his back, Sasuke gasped having expected him to dodge. Their sensei, slowly fell forward as if dead, but suddenly disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"What?" that's when the sound of snoring hit their ears, they all looked up at the oak tree in the center of clearing, their sat their sensei, sleeping and all.
"What the hell!" Sakura shouted as she looked from the spot the clones disappeared to the sleeping teen in the tree.
"That son of-
"Haruno" moaned Naruto in his sleep causing Sakura to go red, blushing head to toe.
"Sensei is having wet dreams about Haruno? How's that possible?" Tsuki asked Sasuke quietly, the avenger shrugged at him as a reply.
"Is a fan-girl who has no life and is quite boring" Naruto finished this caused them to pause and stare. Sakura's mouth went in the shape of an 'o'.
"That explains it" Sasuke commented. Sasuke's voice somehow woke up their sensei, who sat up from his lounged position. And in the most possibly coolest way,… Naruto fell out of the tree.
Sakura's mouth dropped even lower and watched as their sensei comically bounced and fell, branch to branch until he hit the ground. In the process falling on Tsuki who screamed like a girl just before their sensei hit him.
"He's like one of those comic characters I've read about from one of the western comics" Sakura commented as she watched Tsuki squirm under an unconscious Naruto.
Later that day…
The surviving heroes, walked along the streets of Konoha, the carried many scratches and bruises, but it didn't break their spirit. Their trophy was a large gold fat… cat named Tona. Only one of the heroes didn't carry a scratch at all and that was the oldest and tallest of the group.
"Oh come on it wasn't that bad" Naruto said to irritate them, Sasuke growled, while Sakura glared and Tsuki, well he unconscious on Naruto's shoulder.
The kid just couldn't dodge all the trees the cat had weaved in and through, like a, well cat, duh.
When they arrived at the tower, Naruto dropped Tsuki on his butt. The boy in question woke instantly with a jump and shout; Tsuki was crouched on the ceiling like a frightened cat. Sasuke and Sakura were amazed having not learned tree and water walking yet.
"Nice you've already got some skill, seems you got competition Sasuke" Naruto commented before walking into the room, inside the Hokage and a chuunin which was Iruka sat in middle of the room.
"Hello Naruto" the Hokage greeted smiling his old man smile. Naruto nodded at his old mentor and teacher, that's right you heard right. Naruto was once trained by the Sandaime Hokage when he was 10.
"Hey Jiji-sensei" Naruto greeted in return, Naruto's three genin looked sharply from Naruto to the Hokage then back.
"Wait you were trained by the Hokage?" Tsuki asked surprised clearly written on his face.
"Yes and two of the three sannin, you can guess which ones" Naruto answered looking back at the three genin who were behind him, briefly.
"Whoa we are being trained by a guy trained by a sannin" Tsuki shouted to know one in particular.
"Which is why you get to go on a C-rank mission, bring him in" Sarutobi said. Behind the aging Hokage, a door slide open to reveal a very drunk Tazuna, he even had the sake bottle in hand.
"This is Tazuna, you are to protect him from whatever you face, and your destination is the land of waves" the third informed them.
"What is this I asked for an escort, but all I get is three brats and a larger older brat." Tazuna rudely said to the Hokage. The man was about to say more, when his sake bottle began to shake and suddenly coiled around his hand.
And before he could react the screen doors behind him moved forward and wrapped around his legs and torso.
"I am Uzumaki Naruto, the manipulator of everything you shall not address me or my student in such manner… old man" just when they thought he was serious he goes and messes it up.
"Yes sir" Tazuna grumbled eyes downcast.
"What do you mean manipulator of everything?" Tsuki asked. "So far we've only seen you do wood, glass, paper"
"Oh I can do much more; I have a bloodline that permits me to do pretty much anything except create life, living humans, and rubber"
"Why not rubber" Sakura asked confused. "Because it's not a solid enough compound to concentrate on"
"So you can manipulate the elements?" Sasuke questioned for the first time truly interested.
"Yes, as I said I can do almost everything within plausible limits, like I can on pick up one building at a time" Naruto explained to the people in the room, one of them already knowing about his bloodline.
"What is the sigh of you using your bloodline?" Sakura asked again. As an answer Naruto rolled down his sleeve to reveal a glowing line, running from his wrist to his shoulder joint.
"Oh and I'm virtually immortal did I forget to mention that" Naruto said in a peachy tone, as if it was most normal thing in the world.
"What so you can't die?" Tsuki shouted at pointing an accusing finger at Naruto.
"No I never said that I said I'm virtually, one thing can harm me, but I doubt it could kill me" Naruto corrected.
"Anyway you'll meet him at 8:00 AM at the western gate." Sandaime informed before they all separated to get prepared for the next day.
The Next day…
"Sensei is we there yet?" Sakura complained in a nasally voice. Naruto looked at her like she was stupid. "Does it look like were there? Geeze and you call me and Ino blonde"
Sakura looked insulted, but wisely kept silent. Sasuke was just as bored as Sakura, but dare not show it, he a reputation of badass to up hold.
Naruto walked past a puddle and pretended not to notice the poorly hidden chuunin. With a swift scan of his team, he noticed Tsuki and Sasuke noticed them too, but gave them the signal to wait. They did as told and continued past and acted like they were carefree genin.
Just as they reached 10 feet past the puddle, two chuunin slide out from the puddle. They both had this claw like chains arms connected to one which were connected together.
They charged at Naruto only for a pillar of earth to appear between them, causing their chains to get caught, sending them smacking into one another, knocking each other out.
"That was easy" Naruto said holding up and easy button in his right palm. Sweat drops went all around.
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