PS: This is actually on land, but since it's in a, shall we say, different dimension, anything could happen. So there ya go. Enjoy, you crazy people, you.
Mr. Krabs tuned to Maractus, grinning. "Hey Maractus. Did you remember the first time we fucked?"
Maractus stared oddly at Mr. Krabs as she got up from the bed. "Eugene, that was three hours ago..."
"I know, but..." Mr. Krabs shrugged as he sheepishly smiled, "It was so good that I engraved it freshly in my memory."
Maractus sighed as she began retracing her memory of it. "Well, if you want to get that technical..."
Flash back to a few hours ago, where on the dock of the pirate ship, Mr. Krabs met Maractus, through an elaborate twist of fate that... urrr... too lazy to describe.
"So... I'm Mr. Krabs... but you can call me... Eugene." Mr. Krabs started as he kissed Maractus' right arm.
Maractus giggled as she slightly blushed. "Eugene...that's a special name..." She gulped as she rubbed the back of her head.
Mr. Krabs took a bow. "On me name and for all I stands for, I happily accept making love to you."
Maractus gasped as she placed her hands on her face, her mouth gaping. "But... Mr. Krabs... are you sure you want to?"
Mr. Krabs chuckled as he wrapped his right, red colored pincer around Maractus, heading into the captain's quarters. "Let's just let all the action do all the talking..."
Maractus was slightly nervous, but she gulped again, agreeing to Mr. Krabs' terms. "Whatever you say, Eugene..."
Now nice and alone in the captain's quarters, Mr. Krabs shredded his clothes as Maractus got on the bed, bending over for Mr. Krabs. Despite being old, Mr. Krabs was capable of popping a boner, as his red crustacean penis stuck out like a sharp pointed knife. Maractus giggled with glee as she smoothly touched it, her yellow spikes on her hand making Mr. Krabs' penis become even harder. Mr. Krabs gasped in joy as he watched Maractus insert his crustacean penis into her mouth. Maractus' eyes became widened as she felt the crab cum enter her mouth, which tasted like Krabby Patties. Maractus looked up at Mr. Krabs, whose eyebrows moved up and down. A faint smile could be seen on Maractus' face.