Yay letters! This one if from mistyfang. Hope you like my response.


Dear Poland,

How come you talk and dress like a valley girl, though your a boy?

Sincerely,

Montana AKA Melora R. Bonnefois-Jones


Dear Montana,

Because I look, like, so awesome don't I? I mean, I'm totally original and my speech is, like, killer just because I'm a boy doesn't mean I can't totally rock a miniskirt. We should totes dress-up together one day!

P.S- Bonnefois-Jones?...are you, like, France and America's love child? THAT'S SO TOTALLY COOL! Hey take tons of pics of them getting all intimate mkay I, like, would die if I saw those!

Love,

Poland.


A/N: Who wouldn't want to see America and France's love child *cough Louisiana cough cough* such a pretty state.