Author note- I'm gonna start fresh from the day after Percy was let go out of the Aphrodite cabin, the Hylla thing never happened. Or not yet, :)

Read on because THIS STORY IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

(Percy POV)

"And that is why having sex with Nicki Minaj at her mansion was undeniably the best moment of my ' the BJ." Travis finished his speech, stepping down from the podium. We all clapped for him and then I looked over to the banner hanging above all of us boys.

"The talk about sex, girls, dirty stuff, and dicks club!" Is what it reads. Best club ever.

"Yo Perce, your turn!" Jason yells from across the room.

"K'." I answered, stepping up to the podium that was placed in my cabin. Since I have had the most sex, they reasoned, the club should take place in my cabin. I feel so honored by stuffing my dick into chicks and getting a club with 10 people inside my cabin!

"So Percy, anything important happen to you that had to do with…" Leo glanced over at the Banner, "with sex, girls, dirty stuff, and or dicks?" He said.

"Yeah, a lot actually. I was kidnapped, tied up, raped and licked by the Aphrodite cabin, I raped most of them in return, my dick grew a half inch to 9 ½ inches, Amy became a god when she had the V D, vibrating dildo, mind you, set at level 10 stuffed inside her, and ummm, Annabeth gave me an under water blow job." I finished, catching my breath.

Everyone sat in stunned silence until Jason piped up.

"Are you for real?"

"Yeah, why did you think I was missing for 2 days?" I assured him in my story.

"Damn dude, you raped them?" Connor wondered.

"Well, they raped me a lot. Like, a lot, a lot." I said.

"Did you have fun doing it?" Travis asked.

"Well, it was rape but..." I started.

"Eww, never mind, don't finish that answer." Travis pleaded.

"Hey, I have an idea. So they think that if they're girls, they can just rape you and it's fine," Jason reasoned, "How about we do some kinky shit ta' THEM."

"Ummm guys," Travis desperately tried to stop this.

"Hey, that's a good idea! We can have like an orgy, and bust out some really cool crap!" I said.

"Or how about 1 or 2 of us each take a cabin, or maybe we all take a cabin of girls. We'll get Chiron to organize some field trip for all the other boys and it'll just be us and those fine ass ladies!" Jason said with a devilish smile.

Me and Jason were both face to face, sweating and brains oozing with ideas.

"Demigods can orgasm, and have sex as many times without being preggers unless wanted right?" I asked.

"Pipes would be pregnant 10 times over. And I want there to be an 11th, which can happen if this plan happens!"

"Woah. Woah. WOAH WOAH WOAH, are you guys fucking, SERIOUS? Are we really planning a massive gang bang on all the girls?!" He asked.

"Ummm, I guess…" I wandered off.

"And you 2 are going to force me to do it because you say I don't have sex enough, because for you 2 a sex life is 3 times a day?"

"Of course!" Jason smiled.

"…. Ugh… Count me in…" Travis hesitantly said.

"Leo, when was the last time you fucked some one?" Jason asked.

"Umm, never."

"Bye!" Jason said, shooing him off.

"So guys, are you ready to do this? We should start planning for this Saturday, 3 days from now. If you're out, then get out." I said.

Leo jumped up and down from outside the window.

"Are you guys sure I can't- OUCH!" Leo screamed when Jason through a pen at his eye.

"Let's do this! CHICKS AND DICKS!" They all chanted. There was going to be a lot of cocks stuffing this weekend, and I think I'm gonna be doing that cock stuffing.