Toony Estate Road
Donald's Dreamland, Toontown 77006
August 01, 2011
Mrs. Starch
Wetsuit Dry Cleaners
Barnacle Boulevard
Donald's Dock, Toontown 77002
Dear Mrs. Starch:
After seeing your advertisement in the Toon News for the Amused I was anxious to give my clothes to you for drying. I quickly fed my doodle and went to your store as soon as possible. I was greeted by you, Mrs. Starch,
a very caring cat. I reward this establishment for it's excellent customer service! After some small talk about the Cog Nation conspiracy, I gave you my rainbow skirt and orange top, my absolute favorites. Before I could tell you the washing instructions for my garments you told me you had been in the business for a long time and knew what to do. I accepted this and asked when to pick it up. You told me tomorrow at two o'clock sharp. I then gave you a warm goodbye, which you delightfully returned. I came at the time agreed upon, and you looked uncharacteristically sad. You quickly gave me my clothes and left for an "important stain crisis." I knew that wasn't the truth. I set down the box of clothes and opened it slowly. I was surprised at what I saw; a big,
bleach stain all over my top and skirt! I am outraged and want a refund of 800 jellybeans; the price it will take me to buy a new skirt and shirt. Please write back with a check enclosed, and that better not have a stain!
Sincerely,
Sheriff Lollipop