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"So, what's up Peebles?" Finn asked.
"It's the Ice king again. He's kidnapped another princess." PB folded her arms.
"Ugh. Which one is it, this time?" Jake asked.
"As much as it bothers me to say, I really don't know,"
Of course, it was very unusual to hear that from Princess Bubblegum. It seemed as if she'd know pretty much everything.
"The thing is, I got a call from LSP. She told me that he was flying around with a moving sack that he had gotten from the woods or some biz. I didn't get the full detail. She started talking about her next house party tonight."
"LSP is having a party?" Jake asked, this time, fully paying attention.
"How did she see this stuff, anyway? Isn't she with her parents in Lumpy Space?" Finn asked.
"Oh, she's doing that hobo thing again. Her parents wouldn't let her use the Lumpy car thing, so she's just doing this out of spite."
"Wait, how can she have a house party if she's a hobo?" Jake asked.
"Well, whatever the case may be, we'll have to kick his blue butt and rescue that princess!" Finn vowed, running out the castle doors. Soon, he jogged backwards, realizing that Jake was still sitting on the floor.
"Jake, come on!" Finn pulled his arm.
"I wanna go to the party…" Jake moaned as he was being dragged off.
"Aw, dang. I just had it…" PB was reaching into her pocket, pulling out a pink handkerchief. "Farewell, Finn and Jake!" She said, waving it.
"So, what do you think we should do first, Jake? We could go talk to LSP, or we could just smash in there, ding dang doodle, and we're out."
"Eh, maybe we should go see SLP first. It's better detective work. Plus, she might have some more of those sandwiches."
"You mean LSP?"
"That's… what I said." Jake raised an eyebrow, unsure of who was actually right.
"…Yeah. Well, let's get going."
"This has to be some kind of torture!"
"What do you mean, my dear?" Ice King asked.
"Well, first off, I'm in a cage; secondly, this place smells like dirty socks and penguin donk. Thirdly, I'm not gonna marry you. Lastly, you put me in a sack filled with penguins and kidnapped me."
"I don't understand! I gave you nachos made out of cheese and love; how can you still be unsatisfied?"
"You got those nachos out of your clothes basket."
"Yeah, I know! Every wife needs a piece of her husband's DNA. At least, that's what I read."
The girl blushed. "That's not… look, will you just please let me go? I have speeches to write."
"Cinnamon Princess, I don't know what you're talking about. Any future wife of mine won't need to write a speech."
"My name is Apple Cinnamon. Cinnamon Princess' personal assistant. I don't know why you'd mistake me for her, but that's what you did."
He gazed at her. She had shoulder length brown hair with a green head band; wore a brown shirt, along with a short green shirt that had apple seeds sewn onto it, and short, white boots.
"Oh! Well, then I'll just throw you off a cliff and get the real princess."
"No, no, no, no, no! I was just joking! See the smile on my face? Ha ha ha…" Of course, being stuck in a cage was terrible, but she didn't want to die, or put Cinnamon Princess' life in danger.
Ice king laughed. "Okasies! I'll just call my girlfriends and tell them what they'll be missing out on."
"What's that?" She asked, confused and worried.
"I'll be telling you some stuff I wrote about this girl named Betty. It's probably from my past life or some junk."
"Why would you tell me that?"
"Because it's story time, and no one else likes my stories." He had a sad look on his face.
"…Okay, I'll hear it. It's not like I have a choice, anyways, right?"
This is gonna be a long day…
So, how'd you like it?
I dunno how many chapters I'll write, but this isn't the last one. I have some other stories I wanna update/write. Sorry if anyone is out of character. I did my best. Thanks for reading!