Disclaimer: I still own nothing but the ideas. This remains a series of un-related one shots/ficlets.
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Despite what people would later claim, Lita and Jeff weren't as drunk as they appeared … in fact, as the idea finally played out, the two were practically sober. Practically but not entirely, otherwise they might not have gone through with it in the first place.
And in spite of their sobriety, or lack of, it still makes for a very interesting discussion as the days go by. Which they both insist on telling so no one else elaborates.
In fact, both Jeff and Lita take great pride in showing off their portrait... which is far from professional considering that it's a stick figure representation that was drawn in crayon by a painfully drunk Mickie James. Lita also takes pride in showing of the mood ring that Jeff procured from the dollar store.
And she couldn't have asked for a finer engagement ring to go along with the wedding cake of epic proportions which is really just a stack of Twinkie snack cakes.
Still, because they wanted to do it and because no one had really expected them to go through with it... or at least not the exact way that they did; Lita is content with a hotel room 'ceremony' conducted with much humor by Kane. It's not like they need it to be valid anyway, nor that they really want it to be.
But the certificate that was written on hotel stationary is significant enough for them, giving Lita and Jeff another unbreakable bond.